Episodes

  • Episode 269 (Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid - 2004)

    Episode 269 (Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid - 2004)
    Feb 18 2026
    Jay and Mark discuss the 2004 creature feature sequel Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid. Directed by Dwight H. Little and starring Johnny Messner, Karl Yune, KaDee Strickland, and several immortal anacondas, the movie focuses on what happens when a group of scientists go looking for an orchid that can possibly grant eternal life. In this episode, they also talk about monkey jump scares, crocodile fights, and underground underwater caverns. Enjoy!
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    51 mins
  • Episode 268 (Ernest Saves Aquatica)

    Episode 268 (Ernest Saves Aquatica)
    Feb 11 2026
    New episode! Mark and Jay are joined by Matt Poirier (@dtvconnoisseur on Instagram) for Deep Blue Sea Chapter 27, in which everyone prays whilst a room fills up with water. On this episode they discuss big sticks, demon fish and underwater martial arts, plus dig into why rafts were invented and whether Deep Blue Sea caused people to start wearing shiny trousers.
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Episode 267 (The Strangers – Chapter 2 - 2025)

    Episode 267 (The Strangers – Chapter 2 - 2025)
    Feb 4 2026
    New episode! Mark and Jay finally get around to covering Renny Harlin's latest film, The Strangers - Chapter 2! Did Renny make a pig's ear of it, or will it cure your boar-dom? Did he hog all the good stuff for Chapter 3? Is it a banger? Surely it's too early to make such a rash(er) decision. Well chop chop and give it a listen, as Chapter 3 is going wee-wee-wee all the way to the cinemas soon!
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    52 mins
  • Episode 266 (Anaconda - 2025)

    Episode 266 (Anaconda - 2025)
    Jan 28 2026
    New episode! The year of reptiles continues with Anaconda (2025)! Mark and Jay were joined by Jeanette Ward (@j.y.ward on Instagram) and Aaron Neuwirth (@aaronsps4 on Instagram) to explore the reboot, starring Jack Black, Paul Rudd, Steve Zahn and Thandiwe Newton as old friends who decide to shake up their lives by remaking the beloved 1997 classic. On this episode they discuss outdoor urination, define a headbutt and compare movies in which Jack Black makes movies in the jungle!
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Episode 265 (Aquatic Stud Muffin)

    Episode 265 (Aquatic Stud Muffin)
    Jan 21 2026
    Jay and Mark are joined by Helen O'Hara (@helenlohara.bsky.social) to discuss "Deep-Fried," the 26th chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about empowering bikinis, squishy skin, and hydraulic stud muffins. Enjoy!
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Episode 264 (Piranhaconda - 2012)

    Episode 264 (Piranhaconda - 2012)
    Jan 14 2026
    New episode! We're kicking off our year of reptiles with Piranhaconda! Jay is joined by Jeanette Ward (@j.y.ward on Instagram) to watch a mildly perturbed Michael Madsen and a surprisingly eclectic cast come face to giant fish-shaped face with an unholy union between a piranha and an anaconda! On this episode they discuss fake bad acting, jungle mercenaries and aggressive ATV driving, so pour one out for Leilani and suck lead you hillbilly buttnuggets, it's time to sing the Piranhaconda theme song!
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Episode 263 (The 2025 Deep Blue Scenes Celebration)

    Episode 263 (The 2025 Deep Blue Scenes Celebration)
    Jan 7 2026
    The 2025 Deep Blue Scene Awards! Jay and Mark celebrate their favorite 2025 movie moments involving angry snowmen, leaky faucets, swimming pools, fish tanks, causeway chases, and water that makes people explode. Listen in as they celebrate the deep blue scenes in The Ballad of Wallis Island, The Monkey, Sinners, The Naked Gun, 28 Years Later, Splitsville, Black Bag, The Surfer, Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning, Deep Cover, Together, Bring Her Back, Until Dawn, and The Gorge.
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    46 mins
  • Episode 262 (A Hot Rivet)

    Episode 262 (A Hot Rivet)
    Dec 31 2025
    Jay and Mark are joined by Petros P (@proseccopetty on Instagram) to discuss "Brothers Never Make It," the 25th chapter of Deep Blue Sea. In this episode, they also talk about ambush ambassadors, magic VHS players, and water-named actors. Enjoy!
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    1 hr and 4 mins