It’s a special Christmas episode, and a change of pace. Today’s story is fiction, and it rhymes. It’s also possibly intellectual property infringement.

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Today’s music: 30 Seconds” by Andre Louis

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In today’s episode:

- I viciously mock the fashion choices of a person who doesn’t technically exist

- Sarcastic high-fiving

- The surprising number of ears blind people have

- Me pretending to be friends with your friend I’ve never met

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The first episode of my NPR-style disability parody news podcast (hopefully the first of many because boy did I have fun making this).

Special thanks to the Squeaky Wheel for rejecting my pitches for these stories so I could use them here. To read some excellent disability-related satire (including, starting soon, some written by me), visit them here:

https://thesqueakywheel.org/

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Today’s music: “Please Not an Infomercial” by Andre Louis

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