DiceSized is an actual-play audio adventure podcast played by a table of four chaotically close friends (who are also family) using Dungeons and Dragons to tell bite-sized, dice-rolled, twice-told audio adventures.

Bite-sized: Accessible and digestible episodic adventures.

Dice-rolled: Rolls of the dice help to drive the direction of these stories.

Twice-told: These episodes are played by us, but made for you.

With a fully custom score crafted to accompany the highs and lows and immersive ambience and effects, every episode is composed with care to give you the best of the chaos that comes out at the table.

In our premier campaign, Wish Hunter, this chaos comes in the form of a world fallen to ruin, following a cataclysmic event known as The Great Wishing.

The players take on the role of Wish Hunters: heroes that protect others from the dangers of wishing.

What happens when everyone gets a wish?

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Telling stories amongst friends is a special thing, and we are happy to count you among them.

Hello, new friend, and welcome to DiceSized.

Meet our Player Characters before they’ve met themselves… In this exclusive episode, George, Maya, and Sav create their Wish Hunter PCs.

Meet our PCs before they’ve met themselves… In this exclusive episode, players George, Maya, and Sav roll their character stats, choose backgrounds, and role play through a few brief interactions from their pasts. Get a behind-the-scenes look at how PCs Parable, Zin, and Cassiopeia were brought to life and enjoy the chaos that ensues when four friends sit down to tell a story together. This episode sets the stage for these characters to step into the world of Wish Hunter and the Lands Apart. Thanks for being a premium subscriber, friend! We’re happy to have you.

DiceSized is produced and designed by Robert Whitehead, and brought to life by:

- George
- Maya
- Savannah

Original Music and Score by: George (madlymusicalmind)

To post about about the show, use #DiceSized. That’s D-I-C-E S-I-Z-E-D.

For more like this, follow us on Instagram and find us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DiceSized

Our debut episode of the Wish Hunter campaign features three heroes, two wells, and one big adventure.

In this campaign from DiceSized... Three Wish Hunter heroes meet within the village of Two Wells with one big adventure set to begin.

Within Two Wells there lay a shipwreck turned bookshop where we find:

Parable Parcae, an ex-wishbound Halfing from another land. A paladin and scribe with a tortured past, a talent for granting wishes, and a well-earned fear of falling.

• Wish Hunter Callsign: Prayer

Surrounding the village is the forest of wicked willows, where one will find:

Zin Pending, a frantic Tiefling warlock who, when asked to promise herself to the Light, chose instead to promise the power of her wish to the flames.

• Wish Hunter Callsign: Promise

And in the clocktower turned observatory, we meet:

Cassi, full name Cassiopeia. A starry Half-astral Elf, with hazy memories of a magical mother and a love of the sky. Seeking the potential of the universe, she made a wish upon a star.

• Wish Hunter Callsign: Potential

Listen in as we take a Session 0-style approach to kicking off this campaign in a world where wish magic abounds.

Character flashbacks, three heroes beneath a willow tree, and a fully original music score to top it all off.

Welcome to Wish Hunter, friend.

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DiceSized is produced and designed by Robert Whitehead, and brought to life by:

- George

- Maya

- Savannah

Original Music and Score by: George (madlymusicalmind)

To post about about the show, use #DiceSized.

That’s D-I-C-E S-I-Z-E-D.

For more like this, follow us on ⁠Instagram⁠ and find us on Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/DiceSized⁠

Hip, Pip, and Hello, Friend. Welcome to our exclusive aftershow! In this episode, we unpack the events of Wish Hunter #0: Wish Upon. and share a few behind-the-scenes insights!

With secrets to be gleaned, our heroes seek the hidden Third Well.

In this episode of Wish Hunter from DiceSized, you’ll encounter…

Notable village landmarks including the Village Hex, the Great Willow, the Two Wells, and the…unique entrance to the Rabbit's Foot.

Within, world-shattering secrets are spoken, and our wish hunting heroes will hit the ground running as they accept a “promotion” and take flight together.

This episode includes canonical character moments, backstory reveals, setting the scene, and a totally-custom music score.

Welcome to Wish Hunter, friend.

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DiceSized is produced and designed by Robert Whitehead, and brought to life by:

- George
- Maya
- Savannah

Original Music and Score by: George (madlymusicalmind)

To post about about the show, use #DiceSized. That’s D-I-C-E S-I-Z-E-D.

For more like this, follow us on Instagram and find us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DiceSized

Hip, Pip, and Hello, Friend!

Welcome to our exclusive aftershow! In this episode, we unpack the events of Wish Hunter #1: The Third Well and share a few behind-the-scenes insights.

Some stories chill you to the bone—others make you question why you let your friends roleplay as NPCs with unhinged familial ties.

In this DiceSized retelling of W.W. Jacobs’ The Monkey’s Paw, we bring you a tale of fate, folly, and the unforeseen horrors of getting exactly what you wished for.

Through dramatic tension, questionable decision-making, and an alarming commitment to character, the White family faces a night they won’t soon forget—assuming they survive it.

Originally a Patreon exclusive, this one was just too good (or too cursed) not to share. Brace yourself for chaos, tragedy, and perhaps a hint of laughter in the darkness.

For a more faithful retelling of this classic short story, check out our Patreon, where your favorite DM and friend delivers a dramatic reading of The Monkey’s Paw.

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DiceSized is produced and designed by Robert Whitehead, and brought to life by:

- George
- Maya
- Savannah

Original Music and Score by: George (madlymusicalmind)

To post about about the show, use #DiceSized. That’s D-I-C-E S-I-Z-E-D.

For more like this, follow us on Instagram and find us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DiceSized

Step into the eerie world of W.W. Jacobs’ The Monkey’s Paw with this special DiceSized reading by Rob. Unlike our usual chaotic roleplay, this is a faithful telling of the original tale—letting the horror and tension unfold exactly as it was written.