Aaron Rodgers can talk for three minutes about how he has no opinion. 

One minute, Lebron and Kyrie are being separated at recess, and the next minute they’re sending love letters to each other in math class. 

Even your mailman has an OnlyFans.

What type of business would you let Antonio Brown manage?

What’s more realistic? A club pro almost winning  a major championship, or Sylvester Stallone doing porn? Trick question again: they both happened. 

See we told you all along, Jackson Mahomes is a stand up guy.

We have this year’s NFL Draft Winners and Losers.

It’s Unofficial: Joel Embiid wins the MVP for the third year in a row.

Will Lamar Jackson hire a financial planner to manage  the millions he lost by not having agent?

and if Brock Purdy is so irrelevant, why do we keep hearing about him?

The mattress that Dak Prescott endorses is so comfortable it puts him to sleep in the playoffs each year.

Dillon Brooks, of the Memphis Grizzlies, finally did it: He gave us a reason to root for Lebron James

And the JV Waterboys host their annual NFL mock draft. 

It’s ‘Amatur’ in golf  but ‘Amateur’ in porn.

If Wil Zalatoris leaves the Happy Gilmore putter at home he might have a chance at the Masters .

Is Wil Levis the next Bo Calahan?

Just like Tupac, Shohei Ohtani is gonna ‘Live and Die in LA’

If Tiger Woods sent his girlfriend to a Four Season instead of a Holiday Inn Express, she probably wouldn’t be suing him for $30 million dollars. 

Aaron Rodgers is the equivalent of Adam Sandler: only doing movies with the same actors in each one.

JVWaterboys review the start of the 2023 NFL Free Agency period

Patrick Peterson has another thing coming if he thinks he’s wearing number 7 in Pittsburgh.

Sorry Vikings fans; until the Super Bowl is moved to 1:00, Captain Kirk won’t be bringing home a ring. 

Does Tom Brady really think people who own cats don’t go to work.

Congratulations to Paxton Lynch! He became the only quarterback ever to take his skate off and try to stab someone. 

And the JVWaterboys review the Underwear Olympics and the NFL Combine.

Chosen Anderson will be choosing retirement. 

The next time an NFL player wants to show off their athleticism, just remember, Roger Goodell hates athleticism. 

Do you have the Vikings or the Cowboys in your top 10? Trick Question, they’re the same team!