Episodes

  • Episode 93 – Goodbye Ozzy
    Sep 13 2025

    The words National Treasure are becoming an increasingly overused phrase, usually reserved for aging Dames and Great British Bake-off presenters. But the passing of a real legend reminds us of the true meaning this title, and the outpouring of grief, love and adoration on the sad news of Ozzy Osbourne’s death just goes to show the impact he and his music had on the world. R.I.P. Prince of Darkness.

    On a brighter note we’ve also got ourselves a new Superman, a Fantastic Foursome, and we dive headfirst into the Mr. Men Extended Universe. Bump!

    So, All Aboard The Crazy Train, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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    52 mins
  • Episode 92 – 28 Beers Later
    Aug 11 2025

    Whether it’s a barren Zombie infested wasteland, or an aging 80’s TV presenter, there’s always something waiting around the corner to bleed you dry. Not a happy thought but a life lesson non-the -less. So, yeah…think on that. Oh…and Dean shoots a duck.

    So, make mine a Guiness, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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    57 mins
  • Episode 91 – Don’t Start With The A-Hole
    May 17 2025

    Hello! How have you been? Ah…sorry to hear that, but enough about you. We’ve got a bumper podcast to get through so strap in. Allen tells us about his trip to Alton Towers, and what rides he chickened out from. Pete uncovers the latest about the new Universal Theme park due to open this Summer in Florida, and Dean still struggles to understand what or where his Alexa is.

    Add to this memories of the late Val Kilmer, stir in Pete’s Massive Movie Dump™, bake for 45 mins in a Dutch oven and you’ve got yourself quite the entrée. Bon Appetite!

    So, don’t forget to leave a tip, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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    53 mins
  • Episode 90 – Gladiators Ready!
    Apr 26 2025

    Friends…Listeners…Podcasters…Lend us your lugholes! That, dear listeners, is the war cry of someone who’s just watched Gladiator 2, or II, if you’re of the TikTok generation. And as we walk, wearily, away from the blood drenched sands of the colosseum, our attentions are once again drawn to the comforting glow of our TV screens. From Dean’s views on Sky’s Dune: Prophecy (Game of Space Thrones) to Allen’s verdict on the big screen adaptation of smash musical, Wicked (It’s got a talking goat), and a conversation on what’s gone wrong with Star Wars…What more could you want?

    So, get ready to go on my first whistle, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Episode 89 – Jazz Cabbage
    Mar 25 2025

    If you go down to the woods today you may be in for a big surprise…but if you hear the distant sound of a duelling banjo then you’d better get out of there sharpish. Yes, that’s right, Dean’s watched Deliverance for the first time! And staying with the theme of things that are dead old, we’re getting all nostalgic about the 80’s (again). So, whether you’re a Blue Thunder fan, or you’re nutty for Airwolf, we’ve got you covered.

    So, get back to the future, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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    59 mins
  • Episode 88 – The Days Of Yawn
    Feb 22 2025

    From Penguins to dancing bears, this episode has it all. Think Harrison Ford went off the boil after Temple of Doom? Think Again. Think Al would make a good Robin Hood? You’re wrong. But if you’re thinking that the guys have seen a bucket load of movies and box sets to mull over in Deano’s kitchen (he’s been kicked out of his shed) then you’re bang right!

    From Joker 2 to Speak No Evil, from Blink Twice to The Penguin they’ve got you covered. You’re more than welcome.

    So, put on your best Fez, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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    57 mins
  • Episode 87 – Marvel Jesus
    Feb 8 2025

    I’m going be straight up with you, this episode may be a little Marvel heavy for the casual listener. But let’s be honest, if you’re still listening 87 episodes in then you know what to expect. But it isn’t all about Deadpool & Wolverine. There’s also Olympics chat, Trans sports musings, breakdancing and spin classes. Oh, and something about Robert Downey Jr and a Dr. Doom?

    Lets Fu@king Go!

    So, Pass the Protein shake, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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    51 mins
  • Episode 86 – Across The Pooniverse
    Jan 26 2025

    Yes, we can talk about the heroic efforts of the England squad in the Euros. Yes, we can talk about our high hopes for Deadpool & Wolverine. But all of this, surely, pales into insignificance when compared to the sheer heft of Deano’s snoring problem. Listen and learn.
    We also throw into the mix bloody Roman battles, a murderous honey loving bear, and a missing truffle snuffling pig. BOOM!

    So, whip your meringue to a stiff peak, but whatever you do…Don’t Go Outside!

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    58 mins