Patreon Release Date: Mar 20th 2025

Part 10 of the Bestiary features a bunch of heavy hitters. We go to Messmer's bedroom and beat up that nerd. After a strange night of camping, we punch Midra is his fiery nose. And Radahn steals our lunch money.

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Patreon Release Date: Jul 20th 2025

Shadow of the Erdtree brings a whole new batch of magical nonsense to fling at your enemies. Sorceries now include space rocks and a massive pair of twin moons, while incantations let you fling little fire snakes or throw healing spells from a distance!

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Patreon Release Date: Aug 17th 2025

Heck, what are we doing here people? We are talking about items for a whole episode? That's right Tarnished!

The Inventory holds many secrets and oddities and we need to discuss them. I guarantee you will learn something today!

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Patreon Release Date: Mar 10th 2025

Our journey through the Land of Shadow continues as we discuss the wacky and weird denizens of this forsaken land.

The hippopotamus is not a hippo. The Fire Knights are spoiled brats. And the Curseblade would be fantastic in a fighting game. Only 25 enemies left to go!

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Patreon Release Date: Jun 1st 2025

Weapons Covered:

Reapers
Whips
Hand-to-Hand Arts
Fists
Claws
Beast Claws
Throwing Blades
Perfume Bottles
Torches
Shields

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Patreon Release Date: Feb 23rd 2025

The Bestiary has returned! In this beloved series, we break down every single varmint and miscreant in the Land of Shadow.

Join us we discuss the Shadow Undead, Man-Flies, and the Bloodfiends. Are Giant Electric Sheep a good thing? Why would anyone kill a horse? And is it a metal band?

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Patreon Release Date: Jun 30th 2025

Freyja and Ansbach are here to discuss all of our favorite friends! ...and Queelign. This episode dives into all of the spirit ashes from the DLC.

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Patreon Release Date: Apr 8th, 2024

How did this turn into 7 episodes?! I guess it's just too much fun talking about the various denizens of the Lands Between.

In our final episode of Bestiary (at least until the DLC), we venture to the Haligtree to discuss monstrous musicians and badass rotten knights. We then venture to Farum Azula to talk about Dragons and Beastmen. Finally, we end on the Elden Beast.

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