It’s officially an Emo Dollz Christmas — and we’re celebrating the only way we know how: with nostalgia, eyeliner, and emotional damage.

This week, we’re throwing it all the way back to 2005 as we revisit our ultimate scene-kid Christmas lists, talk favorite emo Christmas songs, and unlock core holiday memories that permanently altered our personalities.

Plus, it wouldn’t be the holidays without chaos — so we’re holding a Very Merry Scene Court, putting festive nonsense on trial, and reliving a Christmas memory that deserves to be remembered (and slightly roasted).

Grab your hot cocoa, put on your skinny jeans, and scream-sing along with us — because Santa was definitely a scene kid.

Merry Emo Christmas. 🎄🖤

This week on Emo Dollz, we’re joined by The Sad Seven — the planning party committee behind the unofficial pre-cruise party happening January 21st at ZeyZey Miami.

Built by cruisers, for cruisers, this event is all about community, connection, and creating a space that feels like home before we ever step foot on the boat. We break down how the Sad Seven came together, what makes this pre-party different, and why keeping it rooted in the scene — not corporations — matters.

If you’re cruising, thinking about cruising, or just love the idea of emo kids building something for themselves, this episode is for you.

📍 ZeyZey Miami

📅 January 21st

🖤 Cruisers by cruisers. Always.

The Dollz are officially BACK after three weeks of chaos, illness, emotional damage, and life being a full-time job — and we’re catching up on EVERYTHING.

This week, Jessika brings StubHub and a rogue ticket seller to Scene Court after the most unhinged Warped Tour ticket saga ever recorded: endless delays, misinformation, and a request to FaceTime her at will call pretending to be her husband. (Yes. Really.)

We’re also breaking down our Spotify Wrapped / Apple Replay, talking all things Warped Tour, recapping Alyssa’s London trip for Brand New, and giving a sneak peek of next week’s Sad Seven episode featuring the Cruiser Run Pre-Party.

Plus: a Lyric Lightning Round to prove we still know our emo roots.

We missed you.

We’re unhinged.

We’re back to our regularly scheduled programming.