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  • Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 25: One Condition

    Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 25: One Condition
    Apr 22 2026

    Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

    Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

    Warnings:

    - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

    - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

    - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

    - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


    Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

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  • Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 24: Apple Trees And Other Things Nobody Wanted

    Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 24: Apple Trees And Other Things Nobody Wanted
    Mar 14 2026

    Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

    Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

    Warnings:

    - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

    - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

    - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

    - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


    Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • ✨ UPDATE ✨

    ✨ UPDATE ✨
    Feb 24 2026

    Thank you all for your patience and support and love and kindness! So excited to finish out this story with you all ♥️
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    3 mins
  • Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 23: The Truth About The Rumour

    Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 23: The Truth About The Rumour
    Jan 26 2026

    Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

    Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

    Warnings:

    - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

    - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

    - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

    - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


    Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 22: Instruction Pamphlets Are Provided For A Reason

    Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 22: Instruction Pamphlets Are Provided For A Reason
    Jan 18 2026

    Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

    Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

    Warnings:

    - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

    - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

    - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

    - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


    Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


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    58 mins
  • Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 21: Mr. Is-Hard

    Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 21: Mr. Is-Hard
    Jan 11 2026

    Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

    Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

    Warnings:

    - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

    - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

    - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

    - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


    Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


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    51 mins
  • Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 20: I Hope You're Using Protection, Son

    Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 20: I Hope You're Using Protection, Son
    Dec 22 2025

    Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

    Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

    Warnings:

    - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

    - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

    - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

    - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


    Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


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  • Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 19: Call Me Daddy

    Where the Duck is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy | Chapter 19: Call Me Daddy
    Dec 15 2025

    Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.

    Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.

    Warnings:

    - Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.

    - Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.

    - Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.

    - Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.


    Originally posted as a written work on AO3:

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/65502379⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


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    57 mins