Reservoir Dogs (1992) – Rewritten From The Title

What if Reservoir Dogs wasn’t a razor-sharp crime thriller… but a heartwarming (and somehow deeply unsettling) live-action Disney-style adventure about an 11-year-old runaway who becomes leader of a colour-coded dog commune in an abandoned quarry?

In this episode of No Context Cinema Club, Rob attempts to rewrite Reservoir Dogs having never seen it — armed only with the title, vague cover-art memories, and Kev’s increasingly chaotic “help”.

Expect:

• Talking dogs voiced by Vinnie Jones
• A Robinson Crusoe-style dog village in a quarry (reservoir-ish… don’t ask)
• Bullies, redemption, and one very un-Disney ear incident
• A Tarantino vibe, but accidentally (and with more poodles)

After Rob locks in his completely fabricated plot, Kev scores the chaos for coherence, entertainment and originality.

Was it genius? Or has he completely lost the plot?

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