Episodes

  • 148. Clowns!
    May 20 2026
    Some people want love to be a laugh a minute. Others want it to be malleable like a balloon. And others think love is a monster lying in wait in a sewer to devour them. And we're celebrating all of those today with Clowns! For this circus of an episode we read "Clause, Clown & Ferret" by Meghan Amy, and "Stop Me If You've Heard This One: A Novel" by Kristen Arnett. Our buffoonish hosts discuss self-sabotage, moms with kinks, and at one point they get so worked up that they had to pause recording for a second. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod
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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Quickie! Another Roll of the Dice Movie Review!
    May 5 2026
    Claire and Neil are left home alone, so they're back to reviewing a movie based on the roll of a die! From a list of six potentially amazing or terrible movies, we roll the die and watch the 2024 film "Finding Dr Love".....or "Love by Request," depending on which poster you look at. Our hosts make predictions about what might happen and see how well they can guess what'll happen. We tell you when to pause the podcast so that you can watch along with us! Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod
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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • 147. Raising Siblings!
    Apr 15 2026
    Wanting kids goes hand in hand with love for so many people, and sometimes you get that a little early...when your parents die and you have to raise your younger siblings (why does this happen so much in romance?!). Which is why today we're doing Raising Siblings! Toady we read "Out of the Ashes" by L. R. Wards, and "The Missing Butterfly (Lovesongs Book 1)" by Megan Derr. Our filial hosts discuss flashback inception, the tragic story of Crazytown, and the romantic reason conservatives were so anti-mask. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod
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    2 hrs and 18 mins
  • 146. Blind Dates!
    Mar 31 2026
    146. Blind Dates! by FMKlit Pod
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    2 hrs and 2 mins
  • 145. San Antonio!
    Mar 18 2026
    If you're anything like us, you like your love big, hot, and featuring a river walk. Which is why today we're doing San Antonio! For this slice of the southwest we read "Out of Time (Texas Ranger Justice)" by Shirlee McCoy and "Mr. January (Calendar Men Book 1)" by Bailey Bradford. Our hosts discuss giggling in a hostage situation, the hatred of calendars, and they have a dark, hilarious secret. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod
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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • 144. Marriages of Convience
    Mar 5 2026
    Love is great with all of those intangibles like passion and romance, but it's even better when you can get something out of it! Which is why today we're doing Marriages of Convenience! For this advantageous episode we read "Head Over Wheels (Happy in Honey Hill Book 2)" by B. R. Goodwin and "Scoring Chance (The Comebacks Book 2)" by A. J. Truman. Our hosts discuss the importance of recognizing the symptoms of a concussion; a crime against tots; and an important cultural artifact: the Harlem Shake. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod
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    2 hrs and 9 mins
  • 143. Personal Assistants!
    Feb 18 2026
    It's our 8 year anniversary and we have quite the treat for you, dear listener! We're putting the 'dick' in 'dictation' and the 'ass' in 'assistant' because today we're doing Personal Assistants! On this not safe for work episode, we read "Lead: A Stage Dive Novel (Stage Dive Series Book 3)" by Kylie Scott and "Calendar Girl" by Georgia Beers. Our hr nightmare hosts discuss mystery children, ropy men, and the sapphic nature of photography. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod
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    2 hrs and 27 mins
  • 142. Manga!
    Feb 4 2026
    When it comes to love, sometimes words just aren't enough. And that's why today we're doing Manga!! For this artistic episode we read "Insomniacs After School, Vol. 1" by Makoto Ojiro and "Futari Escape Vol. 1" by Shouichi Taguchi. Our hosts discuss chocolate fountains, high school drama, and being outranked by a cat. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod
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    1 hr and 39 mins