Episodes

  • #68 | Summer Consulting for the Big 6 Clubs
    May 28 2024

    The boys are back from a cathartic hiatus that included a high-speed chase, negotiating international peace treaties, and lots of Popeyes.

    In this episode, the gentlemen run down squad needs and offer solutions in the transfer market, boardroom, and PR departments.


    As always, please rate/review and follow us on X @fakinginjuries

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    29 mins
  • #67 | Drafting the Best Assets from Relegated Teams
    Apr 16 2024

    The boys are back in town and they really need to stop doing drafts, it's become a problem. In today's episode, we draft the best players and managers from the three likely relegated sides in the PL:

    - Luton Town and wingbacks

    - Sheffield United, Bren Brereton Diaz, and Vinicius De Souza Costa the next Rodri?

    - Burnley's young wingers have the potential to rise

    Thanks to Noah for throwing this draft and handing the easy win to Charlie. As always, follow us on Twitter (or X) @fakinginjuries

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    19 mins
  • #66 | Drafting The Most Overworked Employees In Football
    Apr 4 2024

    The boys are back at the helm and they may have finally gone to far in this one. We start off with a spicy pop quiz and all hell breaks loose during the draft.

    Listen as we run down:

    - Charlie getting blindsided with a Soviet pop quiz

    - Bears used to be mascots and apparently

    - Noah manages to make two references to former dictators

    - the hardest workers in football (wrong answers only)

    - and sprinting desks coming to a workplace near you soon.

    As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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    20 mins
  • #65 | Random Show ft. European Map Talk, Tinder in Turkey, and Advice for Paul Pogba
    Mar 30 2024

    The boys are back at their bantering best, running down many topics, most funny, none important, including:

    - Pop Quiz involving scoring keepers and English managers

    - Charlie's power ranking proposal - the reverse-reverse- Mayflower

    - Turkish players getting loose with it on Tinder

    - Dog-eat-dog world in League 2

    - Geography lessons and dumb questions

    - Paul Pogba, we want you to become a youtuber

    - And a sad number of other unintelligent tangents.


    As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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    26 mins
  • #64 | The Worst Team in Football and the French Empire
    Mar 11 2024

    The boys are back and cynical yet pragmatic as ever, detailing only the most un-important aspects of European football including:

    - Almeria: the worst team in football

    - France: apparently still has an empire

    - Locomotive: why are teams named after trains?

    - Mason Holgate: welcome to Wrexham?

    - City Football Group: acquiring Turkish club for profits

    or....hair transplants?

    - Championship gaffers: We advise a few on hard times

    - And much more non-sensical banter from the side of the Atlantic known more for its soybean subsidies than its football


    As always, follow us on X @fakinginjuries

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    20 mins
  • #63 | Possibly Disparaging Transfer Awards
    Feb 28 2024

    The boys pay sincere homage to the January transfer window, albeit a month late and possibly containing factual anomalies:


    - favorite U-19

    - favorite hijacking (transfer)

    - transfer that made you say, WTF?

    - Favorite multi-club ownership

    - Best sale-leaseback

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    23 mins
  • #62 | Mayhem in AFCON + City Football Group and Multi-Club Ownership
    Feb 5 2024

    The boys are back at their wily best getting loose with a testy pop quiz session before plunging into the mythical tournament that is AFCON 2024.


    *Best episode alert, signal the alarms*


    As always follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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    23 mins
  • #61 | The Uninformed Americans' Guide to AFCON
    Jan 24 2024

    Join as the fellas belatedly preview (yes you read that correctly) the 2024 AFCON tournament. Listen along as they analyze and speculate about the tournament, and run through a quick flurry of transfers that caught their eyes.


    As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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    27 mins