We’re kicking off the new year by finally stepping into the Red Room and immediately asking some hard questions.

In this episode, Ariel and Morgan break down the infamous first Red Room scene from Fifty Shades of Grey, a film that promised mainstream BDSM and delivered… confusion, questionable choreography, and music doing most of the emotional heavy lifting.

New year, new structure. For 2026, they cut straight to the craft: power dynamics, consent, and why the scene ultimately falls flat.

They get into it all:

• Why the Red Room reads more like spectacle than negotiated intimacy
• How the film confuses dominance with control and intensity with compatibility
• How music, montage, and production design work overtime to create heat that isn’t really there
• What a more grounded, informed version of this scene could have looked like
• And why Christian Grey seems more turned on by interior design than intimacy

This episode isn’t about kink-shaming. It’s about unpacking why a movie that centered BDSM failed to show how consent, agency, and erotic tension actually function in practice. It’s part critique, part craft analysis, and part public service announcement for anyone who thinks mood lighting counts as communication.

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Credits — Fifty Shades of Grey

Director: Sam Taylor-Johnson
Writer (Screenplay): Kelly Marcel
Writer (Novel): E. L. James
Producers: Michael De Luca; Dana Brunetti; E. L. James
Actors (featured): Dakota Johnson; Jamie Dornan
© 2015 Focus Features / Trigger Street Productions / Michael De Luca Productions. All rights reserved.

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In this very special holiday Bonus Episode, Ariel and Morgan dive headfirst into Heated Rivalry, the wildly requested gay hockey romance that dropped on November 28 and immediately set the internet on fire.

Based on Rachel Reid’s beloved romance novels, the series follows Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, two elite professional hockey players whose rivalry turns into a secret, years-long love affair. What starts as a teenage hookup evolves into a deeply emotional, highly physical relationship that unfolds over nearly a decade, on and off the ice.

Ariel and Morgan break down multiple intimacy scenes from the first two episodes and unpack why Heated Rivalry feels so different from most male-male sex scenes on TV.

They get into it all:

• Why these sex scenes feel unusually realistic, tender, and embodied
• How athletic bodies move differently and why that matters for choreography
• The importance of aftercare, communication, and check-ins onscreen
• What the show gets right about first times, awkward moments, and learning each other’s bodies
• Why queer intimacy is so often shortened and how Heated Rivalry refuses to cut away
• The now-iconic back arch that has gay Twitter in a chokehold

This episode celebrates queer sex that’s messy, hot, funny, imperfect, and deeply human, and why representation like this actually matters. It’s all the spice, none of the filler, and a perfect way to close out the year before we return January 7th.

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Credits — Heated Rivalry

Creator / Director / Writer: Jacob Tierney
Producers: Bell Media / Crave (limited series)
Intimacy Coordinator: Chala Hunter
Actors (selected): Hudson Williams (Shane Hollander); Connor Dory (Ilya Rozanov).

© 2024 Bell Media / Crave. All rights reserved.

Based on the novels: Rachel Reid (Heated Rivalry (2009), The Long Game (2022))

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It’s our second holiday episode, which means it’s time for a true Christmas classic: Stanley Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut (1999), a film that somehow contains one of the most infamous orgy scenes in cinema history.

In this episode, Ariel and Morgan unpack the cultural mythology surrounding the masked ritual scene and explain what the film is really doing beneath the cloaks, candles, and choreography. Spoiler: it’s not about pleasure, it’s about power, performance, and male insecurity.

They break down:

• Why the orgy may function more as theater than eroticism
• How masking, choreography, and voyeurism guide the audience’s gaze
• The role of ritual, anonymity, and class in the scene’s design
• Stanley Kubrick’s discomfort with sex and how that shapes the final result
• Ariel's hottest take ever (possibly in the history of cinema? You decide.)

This episode reframes the orgy not as transgression, but as a deeply controlled performance: one that exposes how sex, status, and masculinity are staged, surveilled, and policed.

Equal parts film history, intimacy analysis, and holiday chaos, this one pairs best with a glass of wine, a Venetian mask, and a healthy distrust of men in cloaks.

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Even a small donation helps keep queer kids safe, supported, and celebrated, and that’s the kind of holiday magic we believe in.

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Credits — Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

Director: Stanley Kubrick
Writers: Stanley Kubrick; Frederic Raphael
Based on the novella: Traumnovelle (Dream Story) by Arthur Schnitzler
Producers: Stanley Kubrick
Choreography (uncredited influence): Yolande Snaith
Actors (featured in discussed scenes): Tom Cruise; Julian Davis; Abigail Good; Cate Blanchett (voice, uncredited)
© 1999 Warner Bros. / Pole Star / Hobby Films. All rights reserved.

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For our holiday special, we’re entering The Sapphic Canon.
This week, Ariel and Morgan are joined by filmmaker and comedy icon Amanda Holland (On the Phone with Ash and Amanda) to dissect one of the most breathtakingly intimate love scenes in queer cinema: the motel moment from Todd Haynes’ Carol (2015).

From tension you could pour over pancakes to the robe pull that changed lesbian history, the trio breaks down why this scene still feels like a masterclass in sensual restraint, visual storytelling, and character vulnerability.

They unpack it all:

• How power dynamics shift without a word, told only through body language
• Why the simulated oral moment works… and where it gets a little thigh-heavy
• How Cate Blanchett seduces by doing absolutely nothing except existing in a robe (a power move we should all aspire to)

This episode is equal parts craft, chaos, holiday cheer, and deep queer yearning: the perfect festive treat.

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Even a small donation helps keep queer kids safe, supported, and celebrated, and that’s the kind of holiday magic we believe in.

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Director: Todd Haynes
Writers: Phyllis Nagy (screenplay); Patricia Highsmith (novel)
Producers: Elizabeth Karlsen; Christine Vachon; Stephen Woolley
Actors (selected): Cate Blanchett; Rooney Mara
© 2015 Number 9 Films / Killer Films / Film4 Productions. All rights reserved.

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Marking the end of hoa hoa hoa season, we finally did it. We tackled the honeymoon scene: the headboard-shattering, pillow-exploding, furniture-destroying moment that launched a thousand fanfics and exactly zero realistic intimacy expectations.

In this episode, Ariel and Morgan break down why Edward and Bella’s “rough sex” isn’t rough… or even sex-adjacent. From supernatural metaphors to YA-safe choreography, they unpack how a scene expected to portray feral passion somehow ends up looking like a vampire doing light construction work.

We get into it all:

• Why the choreography feels like a Marvel fight scene wearing a silk robe
• How PG-13 rules shape what “intensity” is allowed to look like onscreen
• Why the scene is accidentally more about property damage than eroticism
• Bella’s incredible chill despite the world’s craziest bruises
• How an intimacy coordinator might approach supernatural strength without losing human stakes
• And whether anyone in film history has ever looked more relaxed in freezing cold water

It’s part genre analysis, part supernatural thirst discourse, and part home-renovation commentary, a true Faking It classic.

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Director: Bill Condon
Writer (Screenplay): Melissa Rosenberg
Writer (Novel): Stephenie Meyer
Producers: Wyck Godfrey; Karen Rosenfelt; Stephenie Meyer
Actors (featured in the scene): Kristen Stewart; Robert Pattinson
© 2011 Summit Entertainment / Temple Hill Entertainment / Sunswept Entertainment. All rights reserved.

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This one’s flexing in all the right ways.

Ariel and Morgan break down the sweaty, gritty, gloriously unhinged intimacy of Love Lies Bleeding, a film where bodies don’t just collide, they transform. From gym-floor lust to desert-heat devotion, they explore how the movie uses athleticism, desire, and danger to tell a love story that’s as physical as it is emotional.

They get into it all:

• Why Love Lies Bleeding treats strength as a love language
• How the film choreographs intimacy that’s sexy, sweaty, and deeply character-driven
• The power (and vulnerability) of hyper-built bodies in erotic storytelling
• What makes Kristen Stewart and Katy O’Brian’s chemistry feel so raw, charged, and grounded
• How muscle, menace, and mythology collide in this neon-soaked queer thriller
• And yes… what it means to stage a scene where love might actually burst a vein

This episode is equal parts admiration, analysis, and gym-class nostalgia, celebrating the beauty, intensity, and feral tenderness of one of the most unforgettable romances in recent memory.

(A big thank you to our listener Brielle for suggesting this one!)

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Director: Rose Glass
Writers: Rose Glass; Weronika Tofilska
Producers: Andrea Cornwell; Oliver Kassman
Actors (selected): Kristen Stewart; Katy O’Brian
© 2024 A24 / Film4 / Lobo Films / Escape Plan

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This one’s… slippery.

Ariel and Morgan break down one of the most chaotic “intimacy” scenes in sitcom history: the moment Danny DeVito crawls out of a couch, naked, sweaty, and reborn, at a Christmas party in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

From the logistics of modesty garments to the ethics of public nudity (fictional or otherwise), they dive deep into what happens when comedy, discomfort, and vulnerability collide.

They unpack it all:

• How Danny DeVito pulled off the greasiest birth scene since Ace Ventura
• Why vulnerability and humiliation often overlap in on-screen nudity
• How consent and context change everything, even when it’s for laughs
• And yes, the technical art of looking “fully nude” while staying fully covered

It’s part anatomy of comedy, part anatomy of modesty garments, and somehow… still one of the most body-positive episodes yet.

New episodes drop every other Wednesday!

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Director: Matt Shakman
Writers: David Hornsby; Becky Mann; Audra Sielaff
Producers: Rob McElhenney; Charlie Day; Glenn Howerton
Actors: Charlie Day; Glenn Howerton; Rob McElhenney; Kaitlin Olson; Danny DeVito
TV Show: Always Sunny in Philadelphia - A Very Sunny Christmas (Season 6, Episode 13)
© 2010 - Produced by FX Productions / 20th Television & companions; originally aired on FX. All rights reserved.

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For our first-ever BONUS EPISODE, we’re sinking our teeth into something perfectly suited for spooky season: Ryan Coogler’s 2025 gothic horror hit, Sinners.

This one has it all: vampires, sensuality, Southern heat, and Michael B. Jordan at his steamiest. Ariel and Morgan break down two pivotal intimacy scenes, one tender, one terrifying, and unpack how Sinners turns eroticism into a matter of survival.

We get into it all:

• Why this film proves that you don’t need nudity to make a scene scorching
• How Sinners uses race, power, and danger to reimagine vampire mythology
• The difference between lusty vs romantic intimacy
• And yes… what it really means to share spit with a vampire 🩸

From vampire lore to S-curves to consent through the lens of bloodlust, this is an episode that’s equal parts academic, erotic, and absurdly fun.

This one’s for the horror lovers, the film nerds, and anyone who’s ever been Team Edward and Team Jacob. And Team Spike. Like Ariel is.

New episodes drop every other Wednesday!

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Director: Ryan Coogler
Writer: Ryan Coogler
Producers: Zinzi Coogler; Sev Ohanian; Ryan Coogler
Actors: Michael B. Jordan; Hailee Steinfeld; Miles Caton; Jack O’Connell; Wunmi Mosaku; Jayme Lawson
© 2025 - Produced by Proximity Media, distributed by Warner Brothers Pictures. All rights reserved.

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