Episodes

  • Episode 18: The Moonshallow Festival
    Sep 30 2021

    Episode 18: The Moonshallow Festival

    Our heroes enter the Moonshallow Festival and are greeted by a number of delights--as well as potential chaos.

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    Fast Times at D&D High is a 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Podcast. Our four players navigate the homebrew world of Cisternia, as awkward teenagers, uncovering mysteries while trying to keep up with their studies, and trying to hide their magical girl identities from everyone else!

    Our Dungeon Master is Persephone Valentine

    Hudson is played by Elise Fuego Ollie is played by Caro Murphy Suri is played by Nuance Vivian Cecil is played by Wren Apollo

    If you want to support us, please visit us at Patreon.com/FastTimesDnD

    You can also find us on Twitter!

    Content Warnings:

    Emotional Conversations, Insults, Familial Abuse (verbal sibling insults), Sex Jokes

    Show Notes:

    Transcripts can be found here. Provided by Adam Robertson.

    Fast Times at D&D high is an ArcanaCast production, copyright 2020 all rights reserved. Our editor is Derrick B Perry. Our theme song was produced by Derrick B Perry and Ashley Abbott. Our background music is courtesy of Kevin MacLeod. Licensed under Creative Commons. Audio Notes: Kevin MacLeod Track listing:



    A Better Life

    Intended Force

    Chipper Doodle

    Baba Yaga

    Brittle Rille

    Crunk Knight

    Carpe Diem

    Angel Share

    all by (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    David Fesliyan Tracks:

    Sneaky Rascal

    Licensed from David Fesliyan at https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Other music and effects obtained from Epidemic Sound.

    Sound Effect Attribution:

 All sound effects mixed by Derrick B Perry

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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Episode 17: Lothmorin
    Sep 9 2021

    Episode 17: Lothmorin

    The Group Project finally enters Lothmorin. What secrets lie in wait for them? You'll have to listen to find out.

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    Fast Times at D&D High is a 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Podcast. Our four players navigate the homebrew world of Cisternia, as awkward teenagers, uncovering mysteries while trying to keep up with their studies, and trying to hide their magical girl identities from everyone else!

    Our Dungeon Master is Persephone Valentine

    Hudson is played by Elise Fuego Ollie is played by Caro Murphy Suri is played by Nuance Vivian Cecil is played by Wren Apollo

    If you want to support us, please visit us at Patreon.com/FastTimesDnD

    You can also find us on Twitter!

    Content Warnings:

    Emotional Conversations, Insults, Familial Abuse (verbal sibling insults), Sex Jokes

    Show Notes:

    Transcripts can be found here. Provided by Adam Robertson.

    Fast Times at D&D high is an ArcanaCast production, copyright 2020 all rights reserved. Our editor is Derrick B Perry. Our theme song was produced by Derrick B Perry and Ashley Abbott. Our background music is courtesy of Kevin MacLeod. Licensed under Creative Commons. Audio Notes: Kevin MacLeod Track listing:



    Bittersweet Inspired Angel Share Feelin’ Good Sneaky Rascal Beauty Flow

    On the Ground

    Intended Force

    Angevin

    Angel Share

    Brittle Rille

    Cipher

    all by (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    David Fesliyan Tracks:

    Sneaky Rascal

    Licensed from David Fesliyan at https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Other music and effects obtained from Epidemic Sound.

    Sound Effect Attribution:

 All sound effects mixed by Derrick B Perry

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Episode 16: Hard Lessons
    Aug 12 2021

    Episode 16: Hard Lessons

    Our heroes struggle with elements of their pasts and present--and what that means for the future.

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    Fast Times at D&D High is a 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Podcast. Our four players navigate the homebrew world of Cisternia, as awkward teenagers, uncovering mysteries while trying to keep up with their studies, and trying to hide their magical girl identities from everyone else!

    Our Dungeon Master is Persephone Valentine

    Hudson is played by Elise Fuego Ollie is played by Caro Murphy Suri is played by Nuance Vivian Cecil is played by Wren Apollo

    If you want to support us, please visit us at Patreon.com/FastTimesDnD

    You can also find us on Twitter!

    Content Warnings:

    Anxiety/Panic Attacks

    Swearing

    Discussion of the Sale of Drugs/Drug Use

    Teen Bullying

    Homophobia (it's Grange again, y'all)

    Show Notes:

    Transcripts can be found here. Provided by Adam Robertson.

    Fast Times at D&D high is an ArcanaCast production, copyright 2020 all rights reserved. Our editor is Derrick B Perry. Our theme song was produced by Derrick B Perry and Ashley Abbott. Our background music is courtesy of Kevin MacLeod. Licensed under Creative Commons. Audio Notes: Kevin MacLeod Track listing:



    Bittersweet Inspired Angel Share Dobbly Doo Sneaky Rascal Angel Share

    Awkward Meeting

    EDM Detetction Mode

    District 4

    Easy Lemon

    all by (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    David Fesliyan Tracks:

    Silly Chicken

    Licensed from David Fesliyan at https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Other music and effects obtained from Epidemic Sound.

    Sound Effect Attribution:

 All sound effects mixed by Derrick B Perry

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    1 hr and 55 mins
  • Episode 15: A Challenge is Issued
    Jul 29 2021

    Episode 15: A Challenge is Issued

    A challenge is introduced to the students of Varnum Correctional. Cecil makes some new friends, and Ollie and Suri learn some secrets from the Principal herself.

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    Fast Times at D&D High is a 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Podcast led by the immensely talented Persephone. Our four players navigate the homebrewed world of Cisternia, as awkward teenagers, uncovering mysteries while trying to keep up with their studies, and trying to hide their magical girl identities from everyone else!

    Our Dungeon Master is Persephone Valentine

    Hudson is played by Elise Fuego Ollie is played by Caro Murphy Suri is played by Nuance Vivian Cecil is played by Wren Apollo

    If you want to support us, please visit us at Patreon.com/FastTimesDnD

    You can also find us on Twitter!

    Content Warnings:

    Anxiety/Panic Attacks

    Swearing

    Condescending/Classist Attitudes

    Show Notes:

    Transcripts can be found here. Provided by Adam Robertson.

    Fast Times at D&D high is an ArcanaCast production, copyright 2020 all rights reserved. Our editor is Derrick B Perry. Our theme song was produced by Derrick B Perry and Ashley Abbott. Our background music is courtesy of Kevin MacLeod. Licensed under Creative Commons. Audio Notes: Kevin MacLeod Track listing:



    Inspired Angel Share Dobbly Doo Feelin’ Good Angel Share

    all by (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    David Fesliyan Tracks:

    I Don’t Wanna Dance

    In the Moment (Steven Oxen for Fesliyan Studios) Licensed from David Fesliyan at https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Other music and effects obtained from Epidemic Sound.

    Sound Effect Attribution:

 All sound effects mixed by Derrick B Perry

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Super Special: Chicken Heist!
    Jul 21 2021

    Super Special: Chicken Heist!

    Here is the worldwide release of Chicken Heist, our first Super Special starring Ollie, Cecil, and a special guest appearance by our lovely audio editor Derrick Perry! Come see what shenanigans happened when our dynamic duo went in search of a new Ted!

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    Fast Times at D&D High is a 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Podcast led by the immensely talented Persephone. Our four players navigate the homebrewed world of Cisternia, as awkward teenagers, uncovering mysteries while trying to keep up with their studies, and trying to hide their magical girl identities from everyone else!

    Our Dungeon Master is Persephone Valentine

    Hudson is played by Elise Fuego Ollie is played by Caro Murphy Suri is played by Nuance Vivian Cecil is played by Wren Apollo

    If you want to support us, please visit us at Patreon.com/FastTimesDnD

    You can also find us on Twitter!

    Content Warnings:

    Fast Food Factory Animal Processing (non-graphic, but there) Body Horror Bio-weaponry Car chases and accidents

    Show Notes:

    Transcripts can be found here. Provided by Adam Robertson.

    Fast Times at D&D high is an ArcanaCast production, copyright 2020 all rights reserved. Our editor is Derrick B Perry. Our theme song was produced by Derrick B Perry and Ashley Abbott. Our background music is courtesy of Kevin MacLeod. Licensed under Creative Commons. Audio Notes: Derrick B Perry Tracks:

    Chicken Heist Theme

    Kevin MacLeod Track listing:



    Android Sock Hop The Show Must Go On Deadly Roulette Clash Defiant Club Diver

    all by (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    David Fesliyan Tracks:

    Silly Chicken

    Summer Love

    The Last Time

    Shakalaka

    Epic Boss Battle

    Licensed from David Fesliyan at https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Other music and effects obtained from Epidemic Sound.

    Sound Effect Attribution:

 All sound effects mixed by Derrick B Perry

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    2 hrs and 25 mins
  • Super Special: CHICKEN HEIST SUPERCUT!
    Jun 2 2021

    Super Special: Chicken Heist!

    For our lovely non-patrons, here is a special sample of our Patreon-exclusive side story, Chicken Heist starring Ollie, Cecil, and a special guest appearance by our lovely audio editor Derrick Perry! Come see what shenanigans happened when our dynamic duo went in search of a new Ted! Full episode out now on Patreon.com/fasttimesdnd!

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    Fast Times at D&D High is a 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Podcast led by the immensely talented Persephone. Our four players navigate the homebrewed world of Cisternia, as awkward teenagers, uncovering mysteries while trying to keep up with their studies, and trying to hide their magical girl identities from everyone else!

    Our Dungeon Master is Persephone Valentine

    Hudson is played by Elise Fuego Ollie is played by Caro Murphy Suri is played by Nuance Vivian Cecil is played by Wren Apollo

    If you want to support us, please visit us at Patreon.com/FastTimesDnD

    You can also find us on Twitter!

    Content Warnings:

    Fast Food Factory Animal Processing (non-graphic, but there) Body Horror Bio-weaponry Car chases and accidents

    Show Notes:

    Transcripts can be found here. Provided by Adam Robertson.

    Fast Times at D&D high is an ArcanaCast production, copyright 2020 all rights reserved. Our editor is Derrick B Perry. Our theme song was produced by Derrick B Perry and Ashley Abbott. Our background music is courtesy of Kevin MacLeod. Licensed under Creative Commons. Audio Notes: Derrick B Perry Tracks:

    Chicken Heist Theme

    Kevin MacLeod Track listing:



    Android Sock Hop The Show Must Go On Deadly Roulette Clash Defiant Club Diver

    all by (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    David Fesliyan Tracks:

    Silly Chicken

    Summer Love

    The Last Time

    Shakalaka

    Epic Boss Battle

    Licensed from David Fesliyan at https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Other music and effects obtained from Epidemic Sound.

    Sound Effect Attribution:

 All sound effects mixed by Derrick B Perry

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    43 mins
  • Fast Times at D&D High: Episode 14: Found Family
    May 12 2021

    Episode 14: Found Family

    In this episode, our heroes start to learn that family isn't always the one you're born into.

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    Fast Times at D&D High is a 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Podcast led by the immensely talented Persephone. Our four players navigate the homebrewed world of Cisternia, as awkward teenagers, uncovering mysteries while trying to keep up with their studies, and trying to hide their magical girl identities from everyone else!

    Our Dungeon Master is Persephone Valentine

    Hudson is played by Elise Fuego Ollie is played by Caro Murphy Suri is played by Nuance Vivian Cecil is played by Wren Apollo

    If you want to support us, please visit us at Patreon.com/FastTimesDnD

    You can also find us on Twitter!

    Content Warnings:

    Domestic/Familial Abuse of a Minor

    Swearing

    Cops

    Lying to friends

    Discussion of Trauma

    Show Notes:

    Transcripts can be found here. Provided by Adam Robertson.

    Fast Times at D&D high is an ArcanaCast production, copyright 2020 all rights reserved. Our editor is Derrick B Perry. Our theme song was produced by Derrick B Perry and Ashley Abbott. Our background music is courtesy of Kevin MacLeod. Licensed under Creative Commons. Audio Notes: Kevin MacLeod Track listing:



    On The Ground Intended Force Guess Who Chill Angel Share

    Feelin' Good

    Derp Nugget

    Cipher

    Inspired

    all by (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    David Fesliyan Tracks:

    I Don’t Wanna Dance

    Licensed from David Fesliyan at https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Other music and effects obtained from Epidemic Sound.

    Sound Effect Attribution:

 All sound effects mixed by Derrick B Perry

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • A Bath and the Chicken
    Apr 28 2021

    This episode of Fast Times is sponsored by Lightfox Studios!

    We also feature a shoutout to Untitled Morning Show, Wren and Dann's early morning Twitch show!

    Fast Times at D&D High is a 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Podcast. Our four players navigate the homebrewed world of Cisternia as awkward teenagers uncovering mysteries while trying to keep up with their studies, and trying to hide their magical girl identities from everyone else!

    And this is Episode Twelve: Exploration! Where Cecil makes a new friend, Ollie and Suri discover a new shared connection, and Hudson surprises everyone!

    Our Dungeon Master is Persephone Valentine

    Hudson is played by Elise Fuego Ollie is played by Caro Murphy Suri is played by Nuance Vivian Cecil is played by Wren Apollo

    If you want to support us, please visit us at Patreon.com/FastTimesDnD

    You can also find us on Twitter!

    Content Warnings:

    Swearing, Grand Theft Auto

    Show Notes:

    Transcripts can be found here. Provided by Adam Robertson.

    Fast Times at D&D high is an ArcanaCast production, copyright 2020 all rights reserved. Our editor is Derrick B Perry. Our theme song was produced by Derrick B Perry and Ashley Abbott. Select background music is courtesy of Kevin MacLeod. Licensed under Creative Commons. Other music by Epidemic Sound.

    Track listing:



    Lasting Hope by Kevin MacLeod

    I will hold onto you by Garden Friend

    “Collective Spirit” By Christophe Gorman

    A Love Letter by Eric Feinberg

    Sneaky Rascal by David Fesliyan

    Comfortable Mystery, by Kevin MacLeod,

    Silly Chicken, David Fesliyan

    Alchemy By Jon Bjork

    Cipher by Kevin MacLeod

    Silly Bank Heist by David Fesliyan

    Kevin MacLeod licensed by (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Royalty free music from David Fesliyan from https://www.FesliyanStudios.com All other music licensed from epidemic sound.

    Sound Effect Attribution:

 All sound effects mixed by Derrick B Perry

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    1 hr and 20 mins