Drink of the day: White Russian and Jameson/Ginger ale.

Blanco and Jonesy are celebrating our birthdays at the bar. We take a trip back to 1983 and discuss what was happening around that time. Topics include the age of the internet, the Montauk Project, and government secrecy, touching on topics like hypersonic frequencies and drone activities. We dive into the 25 worst things people stuck up their bums in 2025. Sports focuses on the divisional round of the NFL playoffs.

Drink of the day: Jingle Juice equal parts Sparkling Rose, Whipped cream vodka, and Cherry 7 up.

Jonesy and Blanco have a special Christmas episode where they share a drink recipe called “Jingle Juice.” It’s got sparkling rose, whipped cream, vodka, and cherry 7-Up. They also try three different Whistle Pig rye whiskeys and rate them from 3.5 to 4.5 out of 5. Then, they switch gears and talk about a new fetish called “gooning,” which is all about self-pleasure while watching porn. They also compare Costco and Sam’s Club, with Jones saying Sam’s Club has better stuff and cheaper prices. The episode ends with a funny talk about their high school days and personal stories. Blanco and Jones talk about their travel plans, like a possible trip to Cancun and Scotland. Jones mentions his friends Anne and Roy are interested in Outlander stuff in Scotland, and they’re planning to play golf. They also want to visit Guinness and Jameson. Then, they switch to the Kansas City Chiefs and complain about their performance, saying they need new coaching. The episode ends with plans for a New Year’s Eve party and a tribute to MTV.

Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar, and they’re ready to break down all the games for NFL wildcard weekend. They’ll pick the winners against the spread and give you all the reasons why. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Drink of the day: Christmas Cookie drop shot. 1 oz RumChata, 1 oz Vanilla Vodka, 1/2 Not Your Fathers Root Beer.

Jonesy and Blanco discuss their challenges in recording their show, including multiple interruptions and technical issues. We talk about our experiences with the Sneakers app and the difficulty in buying popular sneakers. The conversation shifts to the Diddy documentary on Netflix, highlighting Diddy's alleged mistreatment of employees and his involvement in Tupac's murder. We also discuss the cultural impact of Black Friday and the upcoming Street Fighter movie. Blanco and Jonesy discussed the cultural implications of domestic violence, noting that victims rarely leave their abusers and often end up being killed. We criticized the prosecution's handling of a case involving sex trafficking and racketeering charges, highlighting the lack of consideration for domestic violence. Sports focused on Joe Burrow's struggles in Cincinnati and his potential move to New Orleans. We also debated NFL officiating issues, expressing frustration over inconsistent calls and the impact on betting. We wrap up with John Cena's final match and the future of professional wrestling.

Drink of the Day: Wild West Cocktail 2 oz bullet bourbon, .5 oz smith moonshine, top with root beer.

Blanco and Jonesy are joined by friend of the show, Zeejho. We give a review of Chef J’s BBQ. There is a bit of nostalgia in this episode. We talk about early cell phones, restaurants that are not as good as they used to be, and the Ninja Turtles. We also talk about the evolution of toys from the 70’s through today. Sports is focused on the Chiefs struggles and the Fat Four.

Drink of the day: Jack Daniels and Mountain Dew.

Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar after a hiatus. We review the Nutty Buddy Cakes. Jones talks about Tuff Tony’s incident at school that got him sent to the principals office. Jones talks about his recent trip to Europe, especially the food because we are fat. We keep sports suck because the Chiefs are not great these days. Blanco gives his Fat Four for the week.

Drink of the day: Sparkling Ice Starburst Cherry and Orange. Prime KSI and Sprite + Tea.

Blanco and Jonesy are back with a kid-friendly episode, and guess who’s joining them? It’s none other than the awesome Tough Tony! They’re diving into the world of snacks and drinks, including the legendary Oreo Reese’s, Reese’s Oreos, and even a refreshing Prime drink. But that’s not all! Tough Tony takes us on a journey through his soccer career with the PSC Pirates, sharing their impressive record of 4 wins, 2 draws, and only 1 loss. They also chat about their fantasy football teams, with Tough Tony’s team having an F rating and Jonesy’s team at a respectable 4-2. Buckle up for an entertaining and informative episode!

Drink of the day: Cherry Daydream 1 oz Bacardi silver, 1 oz Red Rum, .5 oz lime juice, top with Cherry Pepsi.

Blanco and Jones are at the bar shooting the breeze. The conversation shifts to their upcoming vacation, their high school reunion plans, and their thoughts on the "robo-penis" device used in the adult film industry. Blanco and Jones discuss their upcoming podcast episode featuring a special guest, a Gen Alpha, and plan activities like taste testing and non-alcoholic drinks. We shift to a story about the FBI accidentally getting animals high by disposing of meth near an animal shelter in Billings, Montana. We kick off sports focusing on NFL. We debate the NFL's scheduling system, the performance of various teams, and the potential of players like Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley. We touch on the 49ers' quarterback situation and the impact of Kyle Shanahan's system.