Episodes

  • Enter Mansand

    Enter Mansand
    Sep 6 2023

    Gross.
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

    The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
    Aug 30 2023

    If you wanna join you gotta get fucked in. It's explained in way more depth in the manga.

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • You gonna eat all of that?

    You gonna eat all of that?
    Aug 24 2023

    "Yeesh. Like absolutely no judgement, you do you, like it's totally fine, you have a different body type than me anyway, so like nobody will notice. But seriously that's like soooo much food, I'm gonna puke looking at you—I mean it. Bradley's taking us all out on the boat tomorrow and I just want to look like so fucking skinny and like breakable, no one will even notice you. Don't worry. Like my doctor said I'm anemic but it's like he's fucking fat, so what can he fucking say. If you're not as skinny as me, you're fat, and if you're skinner than me, I'll do adderall and vape until you look like a fatty, sloppy, homely, muddy cow with stretch marks, and then it's like, ew shut the fuck up."

    "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

    "Oh my god shut the fuck up, you're disgusting...how do I look?"
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Better late than never starting a podcast...oh wait.

    Better late than never starting a podcast...oh wait.
    Jul 26 2023
    To the town of Agua Fria Rode a stranger one fine DAN Hardly spoke to folks around him DAN't have too much to say No one DANed to ask his business No one DANed to make a slip The stranger there among them Had a big DAN on his DAN Big DAN on his DAN [Verse 2] It was early in the morning When he rode into the DAN He came riding from the south DAN Slowly looking all around "He's an outlaw loose and running" Came the whisper from each DAN "And he's here to do some business With the big DAN on his DAN" Big DAN on his DAN [Verse 3] In this town there lived an outlaw By the name of Texas DAN Many DANs had tried to DAN him And that many DANs were DAN He was vicious and a killer Though a youth of twenty-DAN And the notches on his pistol DANed one and nineteen DAN One and nineteen DAN [Verse 4] Now the stranger started DANing Made it plain to DANs around Was an Arizona DAN Wouldn't be too long in DAN He came here to take an DAN Back alive, or maybe DAN And he said it DAN't matter He was after Texas DAN After Texas DAN [Verse 5] Wasn't long before the story Was relayed to Texas DAN But the outlaw didn't worry DAN that tried before were DAN Twenty DANs had tried to take him Twenty DANs had made a slip Twenty-one would be the DAN With the big DAN on his DAN Big DAN on his DAN [Verse 6] The morning passed so quickly It was time for them to DAN It was twenty past eleven When they walked out in the DAN DANs were watching from the windows EveryDAN held their breath They knew this handsome DAN Was about to meet his DAN 'Bout to meet his DAN [Verse 7] There was forty feet between them When they stopped to make their DAN And the DANness of the DAN Is still talked about to-DAN Texas DAN had not cleared leather 'Fore a bullet fairly ripped And the DAN's DAN was DANly With the big DAN on his DAN Big DAN on his DAN [Verse 8] It was over in a DAN And the DANs had gathered DAN There before them lay the body Of the outlaw on the DAN Oh, he might have went on DANin' But he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the DAN With the big DAN on his DAN Big DAN on his DAN [Outro] Big DAN, big DAN When he tried to match the DAN With the big DAN on his DAN Big DAN on his DAN
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Can I Get a Ride?

    Can I Get a Ride?
    Jul 13 2023

    The show Beef is actually about their hands.
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Guest Appearance

    Guest Appearance
    Jun 22 2023

    What's up Seans!? You're in for a treat, we got our first guest on the show this week.

    And look Smart to Memphis is sad, but you're gonna be fine Celtics fans. The trade was good. Everyone will be kneeling to Wembanyama soon anyway.
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Infinite Breast

    Infinite Breast
    Jun 6 2023

    pregnant b*tch t*tt*es
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Last Christmas I gave you my Heart

    Last Christmas I gave you my Heart
    May 24 2023

    But the very next day you served me with a restraining order, so I pissed in the bed of your husband's truck like a week ago...Yeah me and the boys are smoking cat nip again.
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    1 hr and 15 mins