G'Day , fellow losers. I found meself wif some recordin' time left over, so I thought I'd give yous a sample of me upcomin' novel, 'The Book of Ferret'. Written by Madison Doll.

Here's the first 27 pages of the audiobook. Yous can also get it as a print book or a ebook.

Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from the Hawkesbury in NSW Australia. He is songwriter and lead singer for The Pheromones - a mythical parody punk band. In these 5 podcasts he talks us through 33 of his politically incorrect, highly offensive, comical, satirical songs.

G'Day fellow cockbreaths. Uncle Ferris here again. In our final show I'll take yous all fru a few songs where we have another go at the Muzzos, the terrorists, the Abos and everyone else, just for good measure. Me mum always said ya can't give one wifout the other. So, here goes.

Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from the Hawkesbury in NSW Australia. He is songwriter and lead singer for The Pheromones - a mythical parody punk band. In these 5 podcasts he talks us through 33 of his politically incorrect, highly offensive, comical, satirical songs.

G'day fellow losers. It's Ferris Cutler here again wif some more songs from Ferret and the Pheromones. If yous wanna know more about me, have a look and listen to Episode 1.

Today I'll talking you fru 6 more of me songs. Today we'll be listenin' to songs about fat shits, people who get offended at every fucken' thing, about how vindictive folks can be and a couple of other things as well.

Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from the Hawkesbury in NSW Australia. He is songwriter and lead singer for The Pheromones - a mythical parody punk band. In these 5 podcasts he talks us through 33 of his politically incorrect, highly offensive, comical, satirical songs.