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"Fine" Dining

"Fine" Dining

Written by: Michael Ornelas
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Comedian Michael Ornelas dives deep into the stories behind your favorite chain restaurants like Domino's, BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse, and Long John Silver's before determining if they are better or worse than Chili's: the most mediocre restaurant in America.2022 Art Cooking Food & Wine
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  • BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse: Amazing Wings, Polarizing Pizza, and a Bunch of Pizookies
    Jan 28 2026

    🍕🍪 BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse Review: Extreme Pizza, Elite Wings, and Too Much Chocolate 🍪🍕

    We're back with Part 2 of BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse, and this time PJ McCormick (@peejmccormick) and I actually sit down to eat. The service feels a little detached, the vibes are exactly what you'd expect from a brewery, and PJ remains baffled that this place ever started as a pizza joint.

    🍕 Pepperoni Extreme Pizza Surprisingly Lives Up to the "Extreme" (What is this, 2002??)
    🍪 A Trio of Pizookies: Salted Caramel, Strawberry Shortcake, and WAY Too Much Chocolate
    🍤 New Orleans Jambalaya Didn't Matter At ALL
    🥨 Big Twist Pretzel Hanged for Pickpocketing
    🍗 BJ's Original Wings Steal the Whole Meal
    🎙️ PJ Shares His Best and Worst Restaurant Experiences
    🚫 Domino's Earns PJ's 0 out of 10 (and I Protest)
    🏆 A 10.00 Goes to Vegan Italian Pasta

    💬 COMMENT BELOW: Is BJ's as good as we scored it?

    📢 SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY:
    🎉 Patreon (Bonus episodes, extended Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast
    💬 Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4
    🎥 Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    🔗 All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    🎤 Guest: PJ McCormick | IG: @peejmccormick

    Patreon Producers: Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers: David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers: Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, & Jewell Hermann

    👉 NEXT WEEK: I head to Papa Murphy's Take 'n Bake Pizza with stand-up comedian Peter Murphy. Yes, we drove 4 hours just to pick up a pizza that we had to cook at home...

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    53 mins
  • BJ's Restaurant: Snooki, Deep Dish, & The Pizookie
    Jan 21 2026

    🍕🍺📚 BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse: Finding the Gimmick (It Was Beer) 📚🍺🍕

    This week kicks off Part 1 of our BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse coverage with a full Eat Deets history episode, joined by PJ McCormick (@peejmccormick). We trace BJ's unlikely evolution from a Chicago-style pizza experiment to a beer-forward empire, debate whether pizza was ever really their best foot forward, and draw a completely reasonable comparison between BJ's brand identity journey and Stone Cold Steve Austin ditching the Ringmaster gimmick. Also yes: blowjob jokes.

    🍕 "BJ Grunt's" Got a Cease-and-Desist
    🍺 Explaining the Real Gimmick via Stone Cold Steve Austin
    📈 From Pizza Joint to National Restaurant & Brewhouse Chain
    🍪 The Birth of the Pizookie and How It Stole the Whole Show
    🎤 PJ Pitches His Dream Restaurant: A Pho Spot Where You're Immortalized for Not Coughing
    ⭐ Yelp From Strangers Includes a "Fat and Ugly" Man Mad His Hot Waiter Wouldn't Hustle for the Tip

    💬 COMMENT BELOW: Is BJ's a pizza place, a brewery, or just a Pizookie delivery system?

    📢 SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY:
    🎉 Patreon (Bonus episodes, extended Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast
    💬 Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4
    🎥 Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw
    🔗 All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    🎤 Guest: PJ McCormick | IG: @peejmccormick

    Patreon Producers: Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers: David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers: Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, & Jewell Hermann


    👉 NEXT WEEK: Part 2 as we actually eat BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse and find out if the pizza, the wings, or the Pizookie can beat Chili's.

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    45 mins
  • My Go-To Domino's Pizza Order, An Incredible Dessert, & Are They Better than the Competition?
    Jan 14 2026

    🍕📊🍴 Domino's Pizza Review: Three Pizzas, Vibes, & Getting Deputized 🍴📊🍕


    Season 4 continues as James Werner (@jamesyjoehenry) returns for Part 2 of our Domino's Pizza episode, this time putting the pizza where the mouth is. We actually ate inside a Domino's, sat at a real table, and watched the pies come together from what can only be described as the Young Pizza Inspector overlook. With all-star service, we break Domino's down category by category to see if it can clear the Chili's bar.


    🍕 Reviewing the Full Spread (and Absolutely No Salad)
    🔥 BBQ Chicken Pizza, Ultimate Pepperoni, and Pan Pizza with Pepperoni, Bacon, & Garlic
    🍝 Penne Pasta, Garlic Bread Bites, Cinnamon Bread Bites, and Chocolate Lava Cake
    🏆 James Is the Champion of Shouting People Out
    🎨 Decor That Made Us Wish We Could Vandalize the Walls
    👀 Deputized to Inspect Pizzas
    🍕 Yes, I Do Crave Pizza Despite Not Liking Cheese
    ✈️ James' Worst Restaurant Experience Ever Involved an Airport Sandwich
    🍌 His Best Experience Was Weighted by Flashiness of Bananas Foster
    📊 The Final Score: Is Domino's Better or Worse Than Chili's?


    💬 COMMENT BELOW: What's your go-to Domino's order?


    📢 SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY:
    🎉 Patreon (Bonus episodes, extended Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast
    💬 Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4
    🎥 Watch full episodes: youtube.com/@thefinediningpodcast
    🔗 All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast
    🎤 Guest: James Werner | IG: @jamesyjoehenry

    Patreon Producers: Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van

    Patreon Subscribers: David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley

    Free Patreon Followers: Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, & Jewell Hermann

    👉 NEXT WEEK: I head to BJ's Restaurant & Brewhouse with comedian PJ McCormick and dive into their history (including pretty dumb etymology).

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    1 hr and 10 mins
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