This week, Chris unlocks a world of limitless possibility, Matt does a little bit of a space plague (on purpose), and someone is suddenly a human just totally out of nowhere what is up with that!?

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of User-generated quiz Which Book Does This End? (thanks, Sarah W!), Matt does Let's Roll a Baby Dude cuz there's a new Star War movie coming out, and if you are into book choices letting you manifest your own destiny you will love this episode!

Let's Roll a Baby Dude

• Your Occupation
  • 1 Bounty Adjuster (meets people with bounties on them to make sure the bounty equals how tough or scary they are)
  • 2 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (comedy)
  • 3 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (drama, bad)
  • 4 Greasy Speeder Mechanic who is Gruff but has a Heart of Gold
  • 5 Caf Barista with a heart of gold
  • 6 Droid with a heart of gold, literal
• What kinda baby?
  • 1 Baby Fisto
  • 2 Baby Plo Koon
  • 3 Baby Ki-Adi-Mundi
  • 4 Baby Wan Kenobi
  • 5 Baby Yareal Poof
  • 6 Baby Shaak Ti
• Baby Name
  • 1 Booger (pronounced BOO like a ghost)
  • 2 P'pippi
  • 3 Scrumtumtum
  • 4 Mr. Serious All The Time
  • 5 Gurgles
  • 6 Snot
• Baby Power
  • 1 Force Jump
  • 2 Force Swaddle
  • 3 Force Self Sooth
  • 4 Force Tickle Wickle Who's A Littwl Tickle Wickle Buddy
  • 5 Force Choke
  • 6 Force Nap
• What makes you a bad parent:
  • 1 Always blastin' lasers
  • 2 Rock and rolling all night, partying ev-er-y day
  • 3 Think the force is dumb and only for nerf hurters (also you have that insult incorrect - it is nerf "Herders")
  • 4 Hate babies so much
  • 5 Drive too fast in space
  • 6 House is a mess
• What makes the baby a bad baby:
  • 1 Throws own poodoo
  • 2 Can't keep a secret
  • 3 No good place to put a diaper on (weird body)
  • 4 Loves that blue milk way too much
  • 5 Always giving that side eye
  • 6 Afraid of dark like a coward

Hey Why Not Do a Discord?

Doing the Bluesky Thing

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Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!

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Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

Illustrations by Paul Granger.

It's that very long-ago-and-far-awayish time of year again! This week, Chris shows off his bartering skills and Matt may or may not get sold to an unscrupulous miner!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to another round of figuring out what kind of spaceship they would have (maybe?), Chris saves his very special segment for the very end of the episode, and it's time to yell GRANSK and POODARN with abandon!

Hey Why Not Do a Discord?

Doing the Bluesky Thing

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Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!

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Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud

Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

Illustration by… Someone, I can’t find the person’s name. Sorry!

This week, the brothers go full teeter into the eternal war of light v. dark! Matt learns the universal salute of friendship and Chris has a side hustle!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Which Choose Your Own Am I, Before and After Edition, the guys take a cosmic journey to the Finish-It-verse, and, did you know you can fly to Pluto if you really wanted to? GLEEB FOGO TO ALL!

Hey Why Not Do a Discord?

Doing the Bluesky Thing

Listen on Apple Podcasts

Watch the YouTubes!

Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!

We’re on Stitcher, Too

There’s a Subreddit!

Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud

Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire

Illustrations by Paul Granger.