The Super Bowl is over… and we’ve got questions.

Who had it worse — Geno Smith, DK Metcalf, or the Minnesota Vikings?

Are the Patriots actually the worst team to ever make a Super Bowl?

And did anyone at your party actually watch the game… or just their boxes?

This week the Dawgs break down:

🔊 This episode includes:

– Geno Smith’s Super Bowl meltdown

– DK disappearing on the biggest stage

– The Patriots’ historically bad offensive performance

– Why their playoff run might’ve been a fraud

– Betting culture taking over the Super Bowl

– Why boxes ruin the game experience

– The real reason no one understood the halftime show

– Bad Bunny controversy and the “All-American” alternate show

– Hall of Fame voting being controlled by 50 people

– Why Bill Belichick not getting in makes zero sense

– Super Bowl parties vs. watching the game at home

– Why Drake May looked completely overwhelmed

💥 Weekly Segments:

– Who Had It Worse?

– Super Bowl Reality Check

– Betting vs. Football Debate

– Halftime Breakdown

– NFL Hall of Fame Controversy

– Internet Bookmark Receipts

The Seahawks dominated.

The Patriots looked lost.

The halftime show divided America.

And somehow the streaker might’ve been the most entertaining part.

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🎬 Timestamps:

00:00 Who Needs a Hug? Geno Smith, DK Metcalf, or the Vikings’ Pain

00:41 Internet Receipts & Bookmarks: When Old Takes Come Back

01:19 Super Bowl Party Chaos: Too Many People, Not Enough Game

02:28 Betting Boxes Take Over the Super Bowl Experience

03:48 Coaching Drama & Wild Quotes: The Titans and Vrabel Fallout

04:42 Commercials Don’t Hit Like They Used To (And the $7M Ad Game)

06:51 AI Ads, Celebrity Cameos, and the Meta-Glasses Streaker

08:29 Streaker Etiquette Debate: If You’re Gonna Do It, Commit

10:52 Historically Bad Patriots Offense & Drake Maye’s Sad Super Bowl Moment

12:26 Stefon Diggs, Cardi B, and the Baby Mama Ticket Scandal

13:41 Victory Parties Nobody Attends & What Super Bowl Week Is Really Like

15:03 Seahawks Dominate, MVP Talk, and How the Bets Shook Out

16:40 Can the Patriots Get Back? Early Outlook for the Next Few Years

17:02 Tougher Schedule, Fluky Wins & “Worst Super Bowl Team?” Debate

17:39 What Went Wrong in the Big Game: Injuries, Run Game Vanishes & McDaniel’s Playcalling

18:22 O-Line Scapegoating: Will Campbell’s Rough Night, Short Arms Talk & QB Scrambles

18:48 Betting Recap: Props, Fourth-Down Misses & a Scoreless Slugfest

19:33 Why Do Only 50 People Vote for NFL MVP? Influence, Betting & Credibility

21:14 Hall of Fame Voting Drama: Media Grudges, Belichick/Craft & First-Ballot Brady?

24:00 Belichick at UNC-Duke: The “Orchids of Asia” Shirt Goes Viral

24:48 Super Bowl Halftime Show Reactions: No Subtitles, Hidden Meanings & Jersey Symbolism

28:19 Stadium POV & Behind-the-Scenes: Bush Dancers, Practice Grind & Halloween Costume Ideas

29:28 Celebrity Sightings, Record Ratings, Missing Bud Bowl & Signing Off

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In Episode 110 of First Down Dawgs, it’s Super Bowl week and the Dawgs are locked in… and losing their minds.

Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, Trip’s Picks, and Katie Ka$h cover the strangest week in football with all the energy of a Groundhog Day fever dream.

🦡 What’s Gobbler’s Knob and why is it a punishment?

🧠 Is Drake May secretly injured?

🍞 Who brought banana bread to the podcast?

📉 Why are 65% of people on the Seahawks?

👀 Why is Jonny using ChatGPT to deep fake Woody Johnson emails?

They break down prop bets (with bonus points for big payouts), dissect the under/over, and try to figure out if anyone actually watched the Pro Bowl (spoiler: no). Plus, they rip into Boston fans (again), call out the Super Bowl food stats that prove America is doomed, and debate whether Bad Bunny is controversial or just… Puerto Rican.

This is the episode where everything is off the rails, and somehow, that’s exactly how it should be.

📍 Weekly Locks

✅ Props (crazy longshots included)

✅ First Down Touchdown Picks

✅ Final Super Bowl Predictions

✅ Awarding bonus points for chaos

🗣️ Plus:

- NFL conspiracy theories

- Birthday anxiety

- A passionate defense of soup mouth

- Gobbler’s Knob explained (you’re not ready)

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🎬 Timestamps:

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This week’s episode is a ride... NFL conference championships are here, and the Dawgs are fired up about bad wedding timing, back-from-the-dead quarterbacks, and recovering porn stars getting screen time during games.

🔊 In this one:

– Who the hell schedules a wedding on Conference Championship weekend?

– Abella Danger in the crowd and the ESPN fallout

– Is Sam Darnold’s revenge arc real?

– Should Zach Wilson be the Jets starter again next year?

– Jimmy G’s historic 8th Conference Championship game

– How do you actually recover from being a porn star in 2024?

– Steelers HC search spirals into some wild ideas

– The Pats vs Broncos QB situation is unhinged

– Favorite wedding songs and the Rihanna rule

– Robin the AI Gambler is short-circuiting

– Divisional Round Picks: Family plays, fights, and bad bets

💥 Weekly Segments:

– Underdog of the Week

– Lock of the Week

– Over/Under

– Gambling Therapy

– Robin’s Picks

– Degenerate Debate of the Week

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🎬 Timestamps:

00:00 Wedding on Championship Weekend Rant

00:42 Who is Abella Danger?

01:30 The Stigma of Being a Porn Star

06:23 College Football and NIL Deals

08:17 NFL Draft Predictions and Team Strategies

13:54 Quarterback Performances and Career Trajectories

22:56 Coaching Changes and Team Dynamics

34:05 Commentary on NFL Announcers

35:50 Discussing the Monday Night Football Experience

36:51 Helmet Removal Controversy in Football

37:42 Seahawks vs. 49ers Game Recap

39:14 Tom Brady's Legacy and Future

41:11 NFL Team Rebuilding Strategies

48:23 NFL Playoff Predictions and Analysis

01:02:11 Wedding Songs and Traditions

01:09:58 Concluding Thoughts and Future Topics

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