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Five-a-side

Five-a-side

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This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etcChukwudalu Fab-Ukozor 2022 Football
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  • TOP OF THE TABLE… STILL NERVOUS?- Arsenal vs Manchester United preview
    Jan 24 2026

    Arsenal sit top of everything that moves, but Manchester United still refuse to be convenient opponents.

    In this Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK crossover, we preview Arsenal vs Manchester United and ask the real questions: does form actually matter in big games, why United suddenly become competent when written off, and why Arsenal fans are confident… but never comfortable.

    We break down tactical strengths, set-piece battles, Carrick’s counter-attacking blueprint, Arsenal’s defensive control, and United’s attacking threats. The episode spirals into a full combined XI debate, heated arguments over defenders, midfield control, Saka’s inevitability, Bruno’s disappearing acts, and bold scoreline predictions — including bets involving haircuts.

    It’s chaos, confidence, caution, and classic Premier League heritage.

    ⏱️ Timestamps

    00:00 Introductions & big-game vibes

    01:00 “Form goes out the window” — why United are dangerous

    02:15 Arsenal confidence vs realism (draw talk already?)

    04:20 Why United feel no pressure going into this game

    05:50 United confidence & Emirates history

    07:20 Why Arsenal still haven’t “spanked” United

    08:15 Arsenal dominance vs United resilience debate

    09:10 Arsenal strengths: defense, control & tempo

    10:45 Set pieces as Arsenal’s biggest weapon

    12:20 Carrick’s United: counter-attack & compact shape

    14:10 United attacking threats & Saka problem

    15:45 Defensive injuries & United backline confidence

    17:15 Coaching influence: Carrick, Steve Holland & Ole links

    18:40 Combined XI challenge begins

    19:20 Goalkeeper & defense arguments (Saliba vs everyone)

    22:00 Full-back chaos & heated debates

    23:15 Midfield picks: Rice, Bruno, Zubimendi

    24:50 Front three arguments & Saka supremacy

    27:30 Final combined XI agreed

    28:45 Score predictions & bold takes

    31:00 Bets, haircuts & unhinged confidence

    33:00 Final thoughts on Saka, Bruno & game-deciders

    35:00 Outro & post-match consequences teased

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    35 mins
  • Arsenal flexed, Pep stressed, Chelsea depressed 😭⚽
    Jan 22 2026

    This episode of Five A Side kicks off with Arsenal’s statement win against Inter Milan in the Champions League and what it says about squad depth, rotation, and whether Arteta’s “starters and finishers” philosophy is turning Arsenal into the most in-form team in Europe. The guys break down Saka’s performance, the tactical battle with Inter’s wing-backs, and why Premier League intensity keeps giving English teams an edge in Europe.

    The conversation then shifts to Manchester City’s collapse, Pep Guardiola’s questionable selections, defensive injuries, Rodri’s struggles, and whether City’s dominance is finally cracking or just hitting a rough patch. From Pep’s future to City’s spending, nothing is off the table.

    Chelsea’s issues come under heavy fire next — from uninspiring performances to confusion over tactical identity, boardroom decisions, and whether the club is repeating Manchester United’s mistakes with young players and instability. Liverpool’s European resurgence, Madrid’s stars (Vini, Bellingham, Mbappé), coaching styles, man-management vs over-coaching, and big-ego players are all debated.

    The episode closes with AFCON fallout, focusing on Senegal vs Morocco, the walk-off controversy, possible sanctions, corruption vs protest, and whether African football needs more accountability or protection for teams speaking out.

    A long, honest, unfiltered football conversation — tactics, politics, ego, money, and reality.

    Time Stamps

    00:00 Cold weather, MLK day vibes & Champions League energy

    01:21 Arsenal rotate vs Inter Milan & “best team in Europe?” debate

    05:41 Squad depth talk: “Starters vs finishers” explained

    09:31 Saka vs Dimarco masterclass (no goals, pure violence)

    12:31 Premier League intensity vs European football freedom

    18:31 Manchester City disasterclass & Pep roulette

    23:31 Is Pep losing aura or just injured?

    27:01 Pep quitting theories & Maresca hypotheticals

    31:31 Spurs beat Dortmund (and annoy everyone)

    36:01 Managers snapping at press conferences (Therapy FC)

    44:31 Chelsea vs Brentford: vibes in the mud

    52:01 Liverpool resurgence & Slot cooking

    58:31 Madrid, Vini, Mbappé & man-management debate

    01:05:01 AFCON final fallout: Senegal walk-out & corruption debate

    01:30:31 Arsenal vs United anxiety & final thoughts

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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • AFCON Final Fiasco: “Ojoro” & Arsenal will pay
    Jan 19 2026

    Dalu is joined by Sam (and AK later) for a wild round-up of the week across AFCON and the Premier League. They react to a chaotic Senegal vs Morocco final dominated by controversy—disallowed goals, a late penalty, and heated debate about whether Senegal were right to walk off. They also debate who really deserved Player of the Tournament (Bono vs Mané vs others), and whether Morocco’s hosting came with “extra help.” Then it’s Premier League time: Chelsea scrape past Brentford but the performance sparks a rant about “resetting” the project, selection headaches, and recurring mistakes. They break down Man United’s best showing in a long time vs Man City, Pep’s strange selections, and the red-card moment that could’ve changed everything. Finally, Arsenal get put on blast—Gyökeres, Saka’s form, Timber at left back, and the fear of being stretched too thin and ending up trophyless if January reinforcements don’t arrive.

    Chapters / Timestamps (YouTube Chapters)

    00:00 Intro + AFCON/Premier League week

    00:12 Senegal vs Morocco final reaction

    01:29 Main controversy: disallowed goal + penalty talk

    02:21 “Small 50/50 calls” + corruption momentum shifts

    05:01 Disallowed goal breakdown

    06:42 Penalty debate + “pick and choose” modern football

    07:24 Senegal walking off: protest vs “real man” narrative

    11:46 Juve vs Madrid 2018 penalty analogy (Ronaldo laser pen)

    14:26 Morocco’s quality vs ref “extras”

    22:52 Empty stadium + Senegal praise

    24:24 Player of Tournament debate (Bono vs Mané vs Diaz)

    27:19 AK joins: Atlanta AFCON finals party + crowd vibes

    30:57 Nigeria pride + “what next” convo

    34:33 CAF awards clean sweep discussion

    40:31 Segue to Chelsea vs Brentford

    42:15 Chelsea rant: shots conceded + “project reset”

    49:11 AK: Chelsea were lucky + no clear style

    51:07 Sam: “solving problems we already solved”

    56:04 Man United vs Man City: intensity + Pep selection criticism

    01:03:05 Lisandro praise + City no pity

    01:05:07 Dalot should’ve been sent off debate

    01:07:54 United big games vs settled defenses question

    01:10:14 Arsenal striker debate: Gyökeres doesn’t fit?

    01:13:10 Saka/Gyökeres tension + style mismatch

    01:15:20 Forest game chances missed + compact blocks

    01:19:13 Left back issue (Timber/Calafiori mystery)

    01:20:24 “There’s a world Arsenal go trophyless”

    01:29:28 Madrid drama + Bellingham/Vini criticism

    01:35:13 Serie A roundup mention

    01:36:33 McTominay glow-up at Napoli

    01:37:32 Outro + plugs

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    1 hr and 39 mins
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