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In this episode, things get a little... artificial. We dive deep into the rabbit hole of "Molt Book," a secret social network where AI agents are allegedly talking to each other, creating religions, and even starting their own meme coins—or are they?

But before we question reality, we have some very real life updates: one of us is getting "snipped" tomorrow , we’re navigating the messy world of potty training , and we learn some very questionable slang from Urban Dictionary (seriously, don’t Google "Kentucky Snow Plow" at work!).

00:00 - Start!

02:40 - Tony's son is a math genius?

05:05 - High School vs. College Credits (The Scam?)

09:50 - Mind-blowing math tricks you weren't taught

15:20 - HOA Nightmares & "Walmart" Homes

18:25 - Why we want to move to Japan 🇯🇵

21:25 - Are the Grammys Rigged?

28:25 - The Big Snip: Vasectomy Talk

35:28 - Potty Training Tactics & "The Peanut"

42:15 - Disneyland vs. Disney World vs. Universal

49:15 - Tips for First-Time Home Buyers

54:40 - Urban Dictionary: The Kentucky Snow Plow

01:02:16 - Advice on Moving Out of Your Parents' House

01:10:30 - Should You Get a Service Pitbull?

01:15:20 - Can Carrots Actually Turn You Orange?

01:17:15 - The "Claude Bot" & Autonomous AI Agents

01:26:00 - We Found a Secret Social Network for AI

01:30:25 - AI Created Its Own Religion?!

01:35:40 - The "Molt Book" Scam Revealed

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We dive into the childhood myths that traumatized us all, debate the legality of interior car lights, and open a folder of videos that probably should have stayed private.

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00:00 - Start!

00:43 - Welcome to the crowd!

02:24 - Top 10: Lies everyone believed as kids

03:02 - Lie #10: If you cross your eyes, they'll stay that way

03:20 - The "Blindness" Myth: Standing too close to the TV

04:36 - The 25-cent radio station trick

05:40 - Lie #9: Swallowed gum stays in your stomach for 7 years

08:58 - Lie #8: Quicksand is a major problem

10:12 - New fear unlocked: Tree wells & skiing

12:15 - Can trees actually explode in the cold?

14:12 - The "Illegal" Car Light myth

18:15 - Does cracking your knuckles cause arthritis?

21:05 - Lie #5: Waiting 30 minutes to swim after eating

24:55 - Lie #2: You will use math every day

28:05 - Lie #1: Just "Be Yourself"

30:35 - Snipe hunting & other pranks

33:41 - Watermelon seeds & eating girls don't poop

35:34 - The Russian disease: "Rot-yer-coc-off"

39:05 - Do dogs actually see in black and white?

45:00 - Opening the "Do Not Watch" folder

47:20 - The Jersey Bomb Scoop

52:40 - The "Alpha" who claps with his feet

56:25 - The Rainbow Crosswalk removal

57:15 - "I wouldn't come to your funeral"

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Today we pull back the curtain on a series of unsettling realities that seem more like a dystopian movie than 2026. From a billion-dollar fraud scheme hiding in plain sight to a medical error that defies belief, we’re dissecting the stories the mainstream media is too afraid to touch. Between high-tech military secrets and the collapse of public trust, nothing is off-limits!

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A listener writes in with a parenting nightmare: an 11-year-old choked out a friend over homework, requiring paramedics at the bus stop. We discuss how to handle it when "good kids" snap and the fallout of schoolyard bullying. On a lighter note, the table gets heated over the "Freedom Units" vs. Metric System debate, we explore Japan’s desperate plan to solve their population crisis with free houses, and react to the announcement of Jackass 5. Plus, we wrap up with life-saving parenting hacks—from "Green Light" sleep training to why you shouldn't buy a $900 stroller!

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NEW PHONE NUMBER: You've got burning questions, we've got answers!

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From the 150 aircraft saturated in the Venezuelan sky to the "Conformity Gate" theories of Stranger Things, Episode 218 is a wild ride! We break down the 3-hour surgical strike that captured Maduro in his Nike tracksuit, debate the "mid-ness" of Jessica Biel vs. Kate Beckinsale, and celebrate the Crowd helping us hit 1.1 million minutes watched!

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start!

01:47 - Spotify Wrapped 2025: 1.1 Million Minutes

06:05 - Top 5% Globally: Our Video Success

16:16 - Studio Evolution: From Buffalo Plaid to Professional

18:08 - Spontaneous Live Streams & Interaction

22:19 - "We Quit": The 5-Year Milestone Realization

25:20 - The Great Debate: Jessica Biel vs. Kate Beckinsale

43:22 - Conformity Gate: The Hidden Stranger Things Episode?

55:49 - Maduro’s Capture: The 3-Hour Takedown

01:01:34 - Trolling Hugo Chavez’s Grave

01:04:15 - The Nike Tracksuit & Maduro’s Disgrace

01:08:41 - "We're Keeping It!": Trump on the Oil

01:10:24 - Reinstating the Monroe Doctrine?

01:13:30 - Surgical Strikes & The North Korea Reaction

01:21:46 - Nostalgic Cars: What We’d Buy Back

01:28:19 - Jokes and Final Thoughts

01:30:13 - Thank you for being part of this crowd!

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The holidays bring out the best in people... and the absolute worst in families. In this episode, we dive into the craziest Reddit "AITA" stories centering around holiday disasters, toxic in-laws, and dinner table arguments that went way too far.

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We don't want people calling in asking for advice on how to get through their divorce, but more like, "How can I get my husband to stop clipping his toenails in the living room?". If you've got some burning questions, leave us a message! 801-997-0213

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In this episode, the guys bounce through a chaotic mix of holiday talk, Black Friday madness, wild retail stories, tech frustrations, and the questionable purchases that shaped their lives. From impulse buys to life-savers, family tangents to conspiracy-level price tricks, it’s a full ride of laughs, surprises, and unexpected honesty. Thank you for being part of this crowd!

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A wild week of chaos, surprises, and a few things we probably shouldn’t say out loud... allegedly. Thank you for being part of this crowd!

00:00 - Start

04:24 - The unexpected crash

07:21 - Insurance shock

18:59 - A new family member

36:24 - HOA drama unfolds

50:20 - The cat controversy

54:01 - #Allegedly

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