Episodes

  • Episode 84 - Give Up The Meat

    Episode 84 - Give Up The Meat
    May 30 2021

    Our office has seen a lot of fatalities over the past few years, but this episode marks the first time anyone has ever thought themselves to death in front of us. At least, as far as I can recall but who’s keeping track? Like I said, there’s been a LOT.  

    Episode ingredients: Tootsie Pop Owl is a Dick, Greg Battles The Fuzzy Rat Robots, Get Off My Elevator and Into The Bathroom, Hook-proof Zorb Speech, and Willy Weirdson’s Hot Pineapple
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 83 - Humorous Gordita Wells

    Episode 83 - Humorous Gordita Wells
    May 16 2021
    We dust off an old bit to conclude our in-depth analysis on this year’s Mortal Kombat movie. After that, I PROMISE we’re done talking about it. At least until there’s a sequel. Episode ingredients: Secondary Transformers, Good Reviews of Mortal Kombat, A Pallet of Air Conditioners, The Sound of Science, A Little Smidgen of Fish People, and Next Week Tonight
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Episode 82 - The Movie That Gives You Brainholes

    Episode 82 - The Movie That Gives You Brainholes
    May 2 2021
    Our latest installment marks the long-anticipated return of…that German psychiatrist we thought we killed off back in the twenty-somethings! Dr. Glockenspiel maybe, but it’s not like we have a record of these things. Anyway, the good doctor helps Ben sort out a crazy dreammercial he had. Then things get downright biblical by the end. Episode ingredients: Oh That Crunch!, Mortal Kombat in Review, The Slur, The Hit List, Granola For Birds, and Next Week Tonight
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Episode 81 - Spring-Loaded Refrigerator Taser

    Episode 81 - Spring-Loaded Refrigerator Taser
    Apr 18 2021
    The banter is hot right out the gate on this one! And by that I of course mean that it takes us about twenty minutes to get into the fixing part. You won’t even notice though, since you’ll be too busy dealing with gym class flashbacks. Episode ingredients: A Bad Case of Stroh’s, High School Gym Class Nostalgia, Expired College Degree, Lunch Traps for Linus, The Sound of Science, Dracula H.R., Giant Spacecar Earth, Book Ointment, and Ned Leathers Reads a List
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 80 - Now There’s A Jail Face

    Episode 80 - Now There’s A Jail Face
    Apr 4 2021
    Welcome to Fixers, Incarcerated. Frankly, I’m amazed we managed to stay out of jail for as long as we did... Episode ingredients: Jasper’s Toilet Hooch, Murder House Listings, Next Week Tonight, Marvel’s Parkour Hobo II, The Hit List - Narrow Canals & Diet Foods, and The Charges Brought For Us
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Episode 79 - Parkour Hobo

    Episode 79 - Parkour Hobo
    Mar 21 2021
    The boys go car shopping. An old friend returns. One of us (I won’t say who) conflates nineteenth-century treasure hunters with twenty first-century social scientists. And when I said “friend” earlier, I meant a van. Vans can be friends, right? ‘Course they can. Episode ingredients: Count Salesula’s Car Castle, 2004 Nokia Parkour Tablet, introducing Next Week Tonight, Jerry Hot Dog, Archaeol-argument, and Meat Stripe Gum
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Episode 78 - Ostrich Hubris

    Episode 78 - Ostrich Hubris
    Mar 7 2021
    So here's the thing... an old "friend" showed up and kinda stole the majority of an episode from one of our computers. Rather than force you to listen to 2/3 of a conversation, we decide to force you to listen to us scraping the bottom of our inbox.....barrel? Episode ingredients: The British Kiss, Pre-coli, Space Wars IRL, Very Polite to Bugs, We Are Evil Genies, Fully Custom Dead Uncle Guitar, What a Strange Entwizzlement, Does the Middle Work?, Render the Burn, Rare Eyelid Ability, Wild Magic Stupid, and Renaissance Meth
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    38 mins
  • Episode 77 - Good Job, Piano Mouth

    Episode 77 - Good Job, Piano Mouth
    Feb 21 2021
    There are some decidedly unscrupulous characters roaming about the office this week. Not Chris, though. Get a load of those scruples! Episode ingredients: Big Pair of Brass Scruples, Gaming Cafe Do’s and Don’ts, The Hit List - Podcasts and Pre-orders, Ball Pit of Guilt, The Hands of an Idiot, Shame On You and Thank You, and #6thStarForFixers
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    1 hr and 3 mins