I don't know what to say. We sing some songs, read some stories, and talk about tornadoes. You're welcome for coming back!

I forgot what the song we used to use was called. Oh well! Let's get queer.

Alexis and Hailey give the best relationship advice. You should totally trust these qualified individuals.

(NOT REALLY).

Alexis and Hailey read and react to "Relationship Advice" on Reddit. As qualified individuals, we give our best input and guarantee great results.

WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT including sexual assault, violence, kidnapping, torture, and death. View discretion is advised.

Alexis shares the true story of Junko Furuta who was tortured and murdered by four high school students in Japan.

Sorry for the wait...I lost my hard drive. This week Alexis and Hailey play gay MadLibs and share "touching" stories.

Alexis and Hailey introduce Cody, the fisherman.

Alexis and Hailey discuss marriage, weddings, and some of their favorite fan theories.