Episodes

  • My Downstairs Bosom
    May 15 2026

    Email us at fourguysonatrain@gmail.comSubscribe to be sure you catch the train!

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Episode 64 - Did I Studdard?
    Apr 9 2026

    The gentlemen are back with a brand new Modern Day Poets! The Clay Aiken masterpiece "Invisible" gets the high-brow treatment it's always deserved.Then they try to figure out real and fake headlines, which is harder to do now that the world is objectively stupid.Pete also gets attacked by a centipede. You should watch.Email us at fourguysonatrain@gmail.comSubscribe to be sure you catch the train!

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Episode 63: Flatus
    Mar 14 2026

    The gentlemen are back to regale you with another tale in the long tradition of Earotica, this time featuring everyone's favorite Star Warsian rapscallion, Grand Moff Tarkin. What sort of wild hijinks will he and his best bud Lord Vader get into? You'll have to tune in to see! They also play a round of Who Said It?, featuring two of the unlikeliest of bedfellows to ever fellow in a bed.Subscribe to be sure you catch the train!

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 62: Cinnaman
    Feb 28 2026

    We're back! Though statistically speaking, and keeping in mind things like proportionality, literally no one even knew we were gone, or even that we WERE! But hey, Four Guys on a Train is here, and things are about to get stupid. And hopefully funny. Look, you like podcasts. You like to laugh. You like structures like this to contain a third thing to make them feel complete. So you'll like Four Guys on a Train. Each episode brings more improvisational and conversational absurdity, with the odd occasional thoughtful insight (not very often, sorry). In this episode, we're bringing back a fan-favorite segment, Earotica, where we perform a work of fanfiction for you with the level of respect and seriousness it demands. This time, it's the crossover of all our dreams: Sonic the Hedgehog meets.... well, you'll just have to listen to find out.And we also play one of OUR favorite games, Lost in Translation. You can even play along if you want! If you beat us, tell us in the comments, and also we don't have a prize for you, we're sorry.

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Minisode 19: Ass, NV
    Feb 27 2024

    The boys go insane with the world's most famous clown posse in an all new Modern Day Poets!

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    28 mins
  • Minisode 18: One in the Minkus
    Feb 2 2024

    The boys are a bit late for the holidays, but that won’t stop them from relying on artificial intelligence to bail them out and write some stories and quizzes for them!

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    30 mins
  • Minisode 17: The Blump King
    Dec 15 2023

    The boys take part in a sexy quiz with sexy results, though perhaps they learn a little too much about some of the depravity out there, like holy crap you guys some of y’all’s kinks are just CRAZY.


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    28 mins
  • Minisode 16: Here it Comes the Cheerdick
    Sep 28 2023

    The boys give in to Barbie fever with a riveting tale of being yourself.


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    21 mins