Episodes

  • Die Hard 2: Die Harder 1990 (Season Three Finale!)
    Jan 20 2025

    Aaaaaaand welcome everybody to the season 3 finale of Fried Rice Podcast! This week, just like our season 2 finale we are talking Die Hard! This time around it's "Die Hard 2" 1990, the airport one! Also also also, this is the last episode of not seeing our faces, our season 4 premiere is the start of our new format where we are on video! Just give us a couple weeks to get going and we will see you there!

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    Call our VOICEMAIL: (702) 829-0117 and listen for this week's question! (don't worry, Andy isn't sitting in his room, waiting by his phone like it's the 90s, just fiddling with the long chord, watching "Die Hart"...)

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Bad Santa (2003) AND Bad Santa 2 (2016) (Andy finds a new role model)
    Dec 20 2024

    Merry Fucking Christmas and why is there urine running down my pant leg right now? That's right, this week the degenerate assholes get together to talk about Bad Santa 1 AND 2. Is Billy Bob really all that bad in these movies? Is that really rock-bottom behavior? Find out in this week's Fried Rice Podcast!

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    Call our VOICEMAIL: (702) 829-0117 and listen for this week's question!

    (don't worry, Andy isn't sitting in his room, waiting by his phone like it's the 90s, just fiddling with the long chord, watching "The Santa Clause"...)

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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • The Christmas Chronicles 2018 (Escape from North Pole w/ Santa Plissken)
    Dec 13 2024

    Proof you can still make great Christmas movies! This week the oddly shaped elves get together and watch "The Christmas Chronicles) 2018 starring none other than Kurt Russel as the S-Man, Santa! I'm not crying, you are! This is a sweet movie with a great message, so buckle up and listen as we have MAYBE our first ever somewhat family-friendly episode of Fried Rice Podcast! (Warning, do NOT listen with your family, this is NOT appropriate for anyone, let alone children)

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    Call our VOICEMAIL: (702) 829-0117 and listen for this week's question!

    (don't worry, Andy isn't sitting in his room, waiting by his phone like it's the 90s, just fiddling with the long chord, watching "Soldier"...)

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Home Alone 1990 AND Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (Featuring Donald J. Trump as Himself)
    Dec 6 2024

    I am home alone most nights and I absolutely love it - Andy

    (Andy just slapped on some aftershave, which typically doesn't burn unless you've just shaved, but of course, Kevin was just a kid in these movies, so why the hell did it burn him?) "AAAAAHHHH" and welcome to a very special DOUBLE FEATURE here at Fried Rice Podcast, where today we continue our holiday fun with a couple of Christmas bangers: Home Alone 1 AND 2! We go back to where it all started for the franchise that has spawned 2 great movies, an ok movie, and the rest. Andy has set up a bunch of booby traps for his co-hosts Mike and Brennan (but more for Mike, and yes, they are ALL lethal), and he is ready to destroy his home/attempt murder/steal/lie/and whatever else it takes to NEVER call the cops, because he is home alone and loving it!

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    Call our VOICEMAIL: (702) 829-0117 and listen for this week's question!

    (don't worry, Andy isn't sitting in his room, waiting by his phone like it's the 90s, just fiddling with the long chord, watching "Cheaper By The Dozen 1 AND 2"...)

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989 (We are all Cousin Eddy)
    Nov 30 2024

    Welcome and Merry (Early) Christmas! It's time to review Christmas Vacation 1989! Does the crew get all the lights up in time? Does Andy fuck it all up? Yes.

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    Call our VOICEMAIL: (702) 829-0117 and listen for this week's question!

    (don't worry, Andy isn't sitting in his room, waiting by his phone like it's the 90s, just fiddling with the long chord, watching "Friends" The One with the Holiday Armadillo...)

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (Almost a Pixar trifecta!)
    Nov 22 2024

    The holiday season is upon us and what better way to get ready then by travelling! Thanksgiving is next week, so what better movie about traveling for turkey should we review then the classic "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles". But don't worry, all our of our hands are between two pillows!

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    Call our VOICEMAIL: (702) 829-0117 and listen for this week's question!

    (don't worry, Andy isn't sitting in his room, waiting by his phone like it's the 90s, just fiddling with the long chord, watching "Planes" 2013 AND "Cars" 2006...)

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Crank: High Voltage 2009 (Death of Chelios.. The Dark Mike Rises)
    Nov 16 2024

    Welcome everybody as the Fried RIce Podcast's Appreciation week continues as we focus on our oldest and closest to death member of the squad: Michael Larson!

    Mike really took a liking to a movie we reviewed not that long ago: Crank 2006. What really grabbed Mike's attention was the main character, Chev Chelios, why? Becuase Chelios never fucking dies, and neither does Mike! A heart attack couldn't kill him 2 years ago, all of Andy's repeated attempts at murder haven't worked, he has somehow found a way to outlive us all and you should be as terrified as the rest of us here at the pod. If there is someone out there that knows how to kill what can't be killed, please help us.

    The movie this week is Crank: High Voltage 2009, the much nee.... the much reque..... the sequel to Crank 2006. It's more high-octane action than you can handle, and that's just the podcast!

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    Call our VOICEMAIL: (702) 829-0117 and listen for this week's question!

    (don't worry, Andy isn't sitting in his room, waiting by his phone like it's the 90s, just fiddling with the long chord, watching "Black Lightning"...)

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Slap Shot 1977 (Brennan finally gets his hockey movie!)
    Nov 8 2024

    And welcome to another exciting episode of Fried Rice Podcast! This week in appreciation of our boy, Brennan "Da Da Da Da" Shipley "Up to Boston", the goons are watching and reviewing one of his all-time favorite comedies, Slap Shot 1977! Is it problematic for 2024's sensibilities, you bet!

    We are on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5MHpzbpH9H0jXRCJI34KlC?si=a95fe723c01c4b6c

    We are on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@FriedRicePodcast

    Check out our website: www.friedricepodcast.com

    Call our VOICEMAIL: (702) 829-0117 and listen for this week's question!

    (don't worry, Andy isn't sitting in his room, waiting by his phone like it's the 90s, just fiddling with the long chord, watching "Go Figure"...)

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    1 hr and 19 mins