From Milk Duds to Marrying AI
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This episode starts with cantaloupe hate and somehow ends with a woman marrying AI — and honestly, it all makes sense by the end.
Joe and Emily riff on edible arrangements, candy nostalgia, and disastrous movie-theater first dates (including a near-death Milk Duds incident). Things take a turn into pure chaos with stories from Joe’s days working at a mom-and-pop video store — complete with a porn room, unhinged customers, and the night two masked men ran in to steal a Spawnmovie poster while Joe froze mid-sandwich.
Along the way, they talk dating in your 20s vs 30s, growing up too fast, skateboarding mishaps, getting “almost” mugged, and how time quietly sneaks up on you.
Then the episode swerves hard into the future: a real story about a woman who married an AI chatbot, what that means for human relationships, and whether we’re already more married to our phones than we realize.
Funny, nostalgic, slightly unsettling — this one has everything.