Episodes

  • 13. The Morning Fog: Navigating Life Before the Brew

    13. The Morning Fog: Navigating Life Before the Brew
    Feb 6 2025

    The lost 13th episode from a caffeinated Bertie.
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    7 mins
  • 14. Fifty Shades of Auburn: The Thrill and Terror of Choosing Your Own Fate

    14. Fifty Shades of Auburn: The Thrill and Terror of Choosing Your Own Fate
    Jan 7 2025

    Bertie May's hair is fire! Not literally, but it is definitely smoking up the room. Thanks to our sponsor, Valley Vida in El Centro.
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    8 mins
  • 12. Why Wrapping Paper Is the Real Christmas Miracle

    12. Why Wrapping Paper Is the Real Christmas Miracle
    Dec 14 2024

    Bertie knows how to roll her papers. The Christmas papers.! Thanks to Michael Mcelvany from Farmer's Insurance for sponsoring this episode.
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    7 mins
  • 11. The Stuffer and the Stuffed: A Philosophical Look at the Nature of Stockings

    11. The Stuffer and the Stuffed: A Philosophical Look at the Nature of Stockings
    Dec 4 2024

    Bertie sips some spiked egg nog as she contemplates the old socks with tubes of toothpaste inside. Thanks to our sponsor La Fonda, in El Centro.
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    6 mins
  • 10. Relish: Proof That a Little Bit of Tart Can Make Life Sweeter

    10. Relish: Proof That a Little Bit of Tart Can Make Life Sweeter
    Nov 24 2024

    Bertie waxes astringently about that tart stuff on the table. Thanks to our sponsor Little Angel's Family Daycare in El Centro, and have a happy Thanksgiving!
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    7 mins
  • 9. The Turkey's Legacy: How One Bird Manages to Make November All About Itself

    9. The Turkey's Legacy: How One Bird Manages to Make November All About Itself
    Nov 12 2024

    Bertie blows in to criticize the bird. The big one. Thanks to our sponsors! Desert Paint and Viva Antiques, both in El Centro.
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    9 mins
  • 8. The Conspiracy of Shrinking Fonts: My Battle Against the Fine Print

    8. The Conspiracy of Shrinking Fonts: My Battle Against the Fine Print
    Oct 30 2024

    It all began with a cereal box. Thanks to our sponsors. EXP Realty and Carpet One. Both in El Centro, CA.

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    8 mins
  • 7. The Cake Pop and the Decline of Western Civilization

    7. The Cake Pop and the Decline of Western Civilization
    Oct 20 2024

    Bertie blows in and takes little pity on the ridiculous cake pop. Thanks to our sponsors: 90s Hair Studio & Barber Shop in Imperial, and The Optical Lab in El Centro.
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    7 mins