• Salad Of Small Powers
    Jan 23 2026

    I've written another book! pre-order here https://www.waterstones.com/book/are-you-still-watching/kelechi-okafor/scholastic/9780702329388


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    50 mins
  • Crack & Chapatis
    Jan 16 2026

    My review of Akoko restaurant

    Why are you all giving AI your photos from 2016?

    Tommy aka Stephen tells on himself

    Kemi Badenoch is dealing with defectors

    Radioactive Chapatis

    What's wrong with being a conspiracy theorist!

    Gary Webb was right about the CIA


    Get ready for another Kelz Kauldron restock of the spirit salts Friday 23rd January www.kelechiokafor.com/shop

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • The Orange Curtain
    Jan 9 2026

    Trump is doing wild things again.

    RIP Renee Nicole Good

    Beware of Artistic Spaces!

    David Kelly just wanted to say what we all now know about the war on Iraq.

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    connect with me on @kelechnekoff

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Murdah On The Dancefloor
    Jan 2 2026

    surely you remember the story about the MI6 guy?Love to Anthony Joshua and the Swiss Ski resort victims.Find more content on kelechiokafor.com/keleidoscope

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    49 mins
  • Jingle Jaws
    Dec 26 2025

    Andrew Tate and Jake Paul both getting their jaw rocked on the same weekend felt like a Christmas miracle.

    DOJ released more Epstein files but were sure to say, anything mentioning Trump conveniently isn't true.

    Nicki Minaj was just saying anything.

    Something Something King Charles and some nonsense Christmas message.


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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Tommy's Crunchy Cartilage
    Dec 21 2025

    More Epstein photos released and Noam Chomsky is there? Of course more pictures of Andy formerly known as prince Andrew, are in there.

    Tommy Robinson aka Stephen Yaxley Lennon got told about himself.

    David Walliams got dropped by his publisher AND THAT IS FUNNY TO ME.


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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Bonnie Does Politics
    Dec 13 2025

    https://prisonersforpalestine.org

    Workman LLP are the worst, along with Southwark Council!

    TikTok suspends access to live in Nigeria at night time because they've been naughty.

    Pastors and influencers getting flewed out to ItsNotReal

    US government want to see how many years of our social media?!

    Bonnie Blue endorses Farage. Madness!


    Spirit Salts drop Friday 19th December on kelechiokafor.com/shop


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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Google Search?!
    Dec 6 2025

    Eva airlines is so much better than British Airways!

    Criminals aren't clearing their google search history like they used to I fear.

    Wes Streeting is after Keir Starmer's position but needs Angela Rayner? Oh it's all getting juicy.


    Something Something Kate Middleton in a coat at Christmas carol service.


    The England group are in group L with Croatia and Ghana to tussle with. FIFA gave Donald Trump an award for peace?!!!


    Thanks for getting selling out the bath salts!


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    1 hr and 4 mins