Episodes

  • Ep. 40: New Year, Same Pair
    Jan 21 2026

    Back for another season, Funny Pair kicks off Season 3 by catching you up on everything that's been happening during our not so brief break. In this first episode, we’re talking about how the year has started for us—highs, lows, and absolute chaos included. Briahna shares the wild (and very real) story of getting robbed, while Madeleine introduces a book-themed gift that launches her on the Quest of 12: a bookish fantasy journey full of secrets, and imagination.

    We wrap things up with our goals for the new year—what we’re striving for, what we’re letting go of, and what we’re cautiously optimistic about—and then take a sharp turn in the after show with a discussion about knuckle sandwiches.

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    “When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981



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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Ep. 39: Holiday Who-Bee What-Ee
    Dec 18 2025

    Happy Birthday, Madeleine! In this extra-cozy episode, we’re celebrating Madeleine’s birthday and our undying love for the Christmas season the only way we know how—by ranking our top Christmas movies. From Elf and The Santa Clause to White Christmas, The Grinch and The Polar Express, join us as we rank 16 holiday classics and give our reasoning for why the movies land where they do.

    Then we take a sleigh ride down memory lane, sharing the Christmas traditions we grew up with and the ones we hope to carry into our future lives. We uncover how Briahna is basically related to the Grinch, while Madeleine reveals her perfectionist tendencies when it comes to Christmas cookies—fair warning, she will cry if you eat her favorite one. All of this and more in our season finale episode, where we reflect on the true meaning of Christmas and all the reasons to come back next year. We love you, Pears! Merry Christmas, and we’ll see you next year!

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    Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

    “When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981



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    1 hr and 34 mins
  • Ep. 38: Changed, For Good
    Dec 10 2025

    Some friendships change you… for good. This episode of Funny Pair floats straight out of Oz as we dive deep into everything that made Wicked: For Good unforgettable. We talk favorite songs, shocking twists, blink-and-you-miss-it Easter eggs, and the moments that stayed with us long after the credits rolled. From the power of sisterhood and unlikely friendships to the magic hidden in lyrics and lighting choices, we’re breaking down why this story hits so deeply — and why For Good might emotionally wreck us every single time we hear it.

    And of course, it wouldn’t be Funny Pair without a little chaos along the yellow brick road. We laugh, we cry, and we discuss the best moments while fully accepting that no one is emotionally prepared for this story. This episode is equal parts Emerald City energy and best-friend feels — a love letter to Oz, to friendship, and to the stories that change us forever.

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    Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

    Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

    “When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981



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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • Ep. 37: Funny Pair Dream Productions
    Dec 3 2025

    Welcome to Funny Pair Dream Productions — where things get weird in the best way. In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the world of dreams.

    We start by breaking down our personal dreamer profiles, talking about common themes, how vivid our dreams are, and just how strange they can get. Then we switch gears and explore the science behind dreaming. Why we dream, what’s actually happening in our brains, and what science says our dreams might mean.

    And of course, we don’t hold back when it comes to sharing the real chaos. From our own Hunger Games scenarios and a mysterious dumpling convention, to Pirate Piggies from Dora making a surprise appearance, no dream is off limits. We even unpack our nightmares, featuring everything from paranormal encounters to the fear of someone breaking into your home. Get ready for a truly otherworldly experience as you step inside the wonderfully wild (and slightly terrifying) world of our minds.

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    https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.com

    Also, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!

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    Instagram: @funnypairpod

    Shoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.

    Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

    Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

    “When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981



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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • Ep. 36: Thankful for My Sock
    Nov 29 2025

    Happy Thanksgiving, Pears! We hope you all had an amazing holiday with family, friends, and way too much food.

    In today’s episode, we’re finally figuring out who we are… or at least pretending to. First, we dive into the origins of our last names; where they come from, what they mean, and just how common (or rare) they are. Turns out surnames can be way more interesting than we thought.

    Then we take it back to our childhood roots with the Brother Bear Totem Quiz to discover our spirit animals, and yes, somehow Madeleine and Briahna end up with the same one, shocker.

    Throughout the episode, things quickly descend into chaos featuring Briahna’s “illiteracy,” Madeleine’s ACT scores, a lot of random thoughts, and… socks? Yeah, we’re not sure either. You’ll just have to tune in to see how it all unfolds.

    Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday!

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    If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)

    Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us

    https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.com

    Also, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!

    Our Handles:

    Instagram: @funnypairpod

    Shoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.

    Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

    Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

    “When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981



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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Ep. 35: Got My Hawwt Sawwccee
    Nov 19 2025

    This week we dive into all things frisson. What is it? Who gets it? Why does it happen? We break down the science behind this shiver-inducing phenomenon, explore who experiences it, and then spill our own personal frisson triggers—everything from powerful instrumentals and iconic movie scenes to Madeleine’s newly discovered frisson-inducing audiobooks.

    Then, in true Funny Pair fashion, because it wouldn’t be an episode without us getting completely derailed, we somehow end up in the pits of YouTube, uncovering the chaotic world of ASMR… and yes, even hot-sauce Pepsi. You’ll have to tune in to hear how we got there.

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    Watch the same videos we watched in this episode on YouTube! Let us know what you think!

    Chalk ASMR w/ Cornstarch Video

    Virtual Barber Shop Video - Listen w/ Headphones

    Pepsi and Hot Sauce Video

    Making Pickle Pepsi at Home Video

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    If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)

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    Also, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!

    Our Handles:

    Instagram: @funnypairpod

    Shoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.

    Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

    Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

    “When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981



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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Ep. 34: Cue the Confetti
    Nov 12 2025

    It’s birthday time, pears! In this episode, we’re celebrating Brie’s birthday with an all-out birthday extravaganza! We kick things off by finding our celebrity birthday twins, then dive into a Fantasy Football–style draft featuring celebs who share our birth months. From there, we look back at some iconic pop culture birthday moments from history and wrap things up by designing our dream cakes (and yes, they’re truly the stuff of dreams).

    Don’t miss the FPP After Show, where we sing happy birthday to Briahna, plan the themes for our birthday parties, and discover which Kung Fu Panda characters we are — it’s pure birthday gold you won’t want to miss!

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    If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)

    Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us

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    Also, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!

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    Instagram: @funnypairpod

    Shoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.

    Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

    Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

    “When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981



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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Ep. 33: Swizzled on Tangents
    Nov 5 2025

    Hello pears! Welcome back to another delightfully chaotic week of Funny Pair! What started as a totally normal plan for an episode quickly spiraled into pure British mayhem. We somehow ended up speaking in accents the entire time, got absolutely swizzled on tangents, and even found ourselves in a discussion over who would be who if we were French fries (or… chips, depending on which side of the pond you’re on).

    Oh, and somewhere along the way, we also discovered that Madeleine didn’t actually know what ribs were and bacon is back-on. Don’t ask, just listen.

    As always, there’s never a dull moment in the pear orchard — by the end, we may or may not have completely forgotten how to speak like ourselves. Cheers, mates!

    Funny Pair, checking out! Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday!

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    If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on your favorite podcast listening platform, and rate us! Your support will help our orchard grow :)

    Visit our Website to find all the links for where to find us

    https://funnypairpodcast.buzzsprout.com

    Also, follow us on social media to stay up to date on all the latest news and releases!

    Our Handles:

    Instagram: @funnypairpod

    Shoppers, please find below our current Pair Necessities Spotify Playlist to enjoy while you peruse the aisles.

    Pair Necessities Season 2 Playlist

    Thanks so much for listening, and remember…

    “When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981



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    1 hr and 21 mins