VART TONIGHT! – Podcast Description

VART TONIGHT! is a late-night fever dream masquerading as a podcast. Hosted by the metaphysical trickster Varsavati, it’s equal parts talk show, experimental mind control signal, and cult induction ceremony. Think Kill Tony meets Space Ghost Coast to Coast by way of a malfunctioning public access station in an alternate timeline.

Each episode features Varsavati delivering a disjointed monologue full of fake news, arcane wisdom, and questionable philosophy—before handing the mic to his cousin Barsavati, whose idea of stand-up comedy involves surreal rants, broken metaphors, and sponsored non-jokes that leave the audience in stunned silence. Only Varsavati finds him funny. Hysterically funny.

In this special VART release episode, Varsavati hosts a chaotic roundtable of the project’s featured artists:

• Honky Tonk Hellfire talks barroom philosophy and outlaw sermonizing

• Indigo Harper peels back the layers of pop mysticism and glitch femininity

• Dark Skanks On Crank argue about whether the bars come first or the meth

• And Klarc Kummings Koq attempts to plug his Tuna Balloon Collection while possibly evading federal surveillance

Expect overlapping voices, buried subliminals, and the occasional séance.

This is not a podcast. This is a frequency.

VART TONIGHT! – Broadcasting from the vanishing point.

Klarc Kummings Koq Presents : Freemasonry of Mike The Headless Chicken

**[Cue dramatic sound effect of distant pig squeals and metal grinding. The members tense as they prepare for the ritual, a chaotic mix of meth smoke and whispered chants about reptilians and flat earth conspiracies filling the trailer.]**

Varsavati presents “Flight Clubbing”

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