• 77.5 - TWITCH STREAM: BILLS AT JAGUARS - 30 YEARS OF NO SUPER BOWL (1/11/26)
    Jan 27 2026

    TWITCH STREAM: Bills @ Jaguars (1/11/26) 2025 NFL Wild Card Weekend (The Buffalo Bills defeat The Jacksonville Jaguars 27-24 at Everbank Stadium on Sunday, January 11th 2026.)


    30 years of Jacksonville Jaguars Football, 30 years of no Super Bowl visits.


    Hosted with commentary by Sportsman Podcasters, Lee and Ryan from The Garbage Juice Podcast.


    When did the NFL choose Jacksonville, FL to be home to a professional football franchise? When was the Jacksonville Jaguars best season? Have the Jaguars ever been good enough to make it through the playoffs and into the Super Bowl? What is a Jacksonvillian? Who started the "DUUUVALLL" thing?

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • 77 - Massive, Unyielding, and Incurable Afflictions
    Dec 23 2025

    Welcome back Listener! Lee and Ryan are most gratified to find themselves present upon this fair Tuesday eve, being but nine days removed from Christmas, and nigh upon a fortnight from the turning of the year. Happy Hanukah (Lee explains how it was created in a lab in Wuhan China)! NEW JAMES CAMERON AVATAR - BLOOD DIAMOND. Candace Owens proving herself as a Certified Contender in the cannibalizing Sphere of Right Wing Media Infotaining Entrepreneurfluencers. Does anyone enjoy seeing Erika Kirk in front of a camera? Is Spotify Wrapped, Washed, and Chopped? Filmmaker Rob Reiner and his wife were tragically found dead and their son was arrested in connection with the killing, Trump posted on his social media platform (Truth Social) a message that blamed Reiner’s death on his political opposition to Trump. Will the Jacksonville Jaguars honor the fans with a legendary 2025 season Super Bowl run? Goodbye Kansas City Chiefs, Hello Grandfather Phill Rivers!


    Portnoy in Peril - How it started. How it ended

    Liam Coen - Jacksonville Jaguars Head Coach - Duuuuvaaalllllllllllllll (cheugy)

    The Garbage Juice Podcast Big Board of Conspiracies (Website Coming Soon)

    The "Clues" - Nick Mullen

    King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Shanghai (Official Video)

    Rob Reiner - Spinal Tap

    The Beautiful Images of Donald J. Trump in Cowboi Hat

    WE ARRRRRE CHAAARRRRRRLLLLIEEEEE KIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRK - Bangers

    As we discuss Jags Vs Broncos Week 16 - Whats up with Denver?

    Shane Gillis on Philip Rivers

    Grease Beast by Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol

    2025 Breakout Animated Positive Masculinity Comedy: Haha🎈, You Clowns

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    59 mins
  • 76 - Thanks Giving & Receiving
    Nov 29 2025

    Welcome back friends, wanderers, High Value Males, elite operators, and average listener:

    Here we are, once again approaching top U.S. holiday contender—Thanksgiving. A celebration that, for many of us, focuses around football and food. Be thankful and stay blessed.

    The Outsiders - Official Trailer 4K | Patrick Swayze, Tom...

    Pastor Shirley Caesar - You Name It!

    Trevor Lawerence X dot com

    Turducken Time!

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    59 mins
  • Haunted Garbage Truck Radio
    Oct 31 2025


    Following the October 22nd 2025 recording, classified documentation:


    “they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates”

    Below is a detailed log of events that explains how this supernatural multi-dimensional transmission is believed to have occurred and how it was recorded…

    Incident Report: Anomalous Meteorological Event “Multidimensional Breach During Hurricane Melissa Genesis” – Compiled from recovered audio logs, satellite telemetry, and Ryan’s personal workstation (Atlanta, GA). Timestamp: 03:14 UTC, 23 October 2025. --- PRE-EVENT Hurricane Melissa formed off the Yucatán on 23 October, an unremarkable Category 2 with 105 mph winds. NHC advisories noted “unusual low-level rotation signatures” but attributed them to wind shear. What meteorologists missed: the storm’s eye aligned perfectly with two terrestrial broadcast nodes. - Node Alpha: WQXZ-FM tower, Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Callsign repurposed by underground collective “Garbage Juice Podcast” for nightly 3-hour transmissions (22:00–01:00 EST). - Node Beta: Abandoned WATL-TV mast, Loring Heights, Atlanta. Same podcast, same hosts, simulcast via encrypted mesh. The show’s signature: 19 Hz infrasound layered beneath garage-rock and conspiracy rants. Listeners reported “ear worms that taste like copper.” Ryan, a 49-year-old Podcastman and systems admin, ran a spectrum analyzer on the stream. He noticed the 19 Hz carrier modulated with prime-number pulses—triangulation coordinates. --- EVENT SEQUENCE (reconstructed from Ryan’s screen-capture, 4K 60 fps) T-00:00:00 Melissa’s eye wall brushes Marathon. Lightning strikes the WQXZ tower exactly 666 times in 11 minutes. Ryan’s chat explodes: “THEY’RE PINGING SOMETHING.” T-00:07:42 Atlanta mast lights up. Garbage Juice hosts—voices distorted, speaking backward—chant a 7-second phrase in pre-Mayan glyphs (later translated: “The juice is the key. The storm is the door.”) T-00:11:11 Ryan’s desktop wallpaper rips. A vertical slit of green-black fire bisects his dual monitors. Through it: a hurricane inside a hurricane, but the inner storm spins clockwise—against Earth’s Coriolis. T-00:12:30 The slit widens. Ryan’s webcam captures: 1. A 1957 Plymouth Fury emerging from the portal, license plate “DEAD-77,” dripping liquid vinyl. 2. A second portal layer: Victorian London, but the Thames runs upward into a sky of brass gears. 3. A third layer: pure static, shaped like screaming mouths. T-00:13:13 Audio from Garbage Juice feed syncs with Melissa’s 300 mph gusts. The infrasound triples—57 Hz. Ryan’s studio windows invert, glass becoming liquid mercury that pools on the ceiling. T-00:14:00 Portal stabilizes into a perfect equilateral triangle: - Vertex 1: Fort Lauderdale tower (now a obsidian spire). - Vertex 2: Atlanta mast (now a femur bone wrapped in copper wire). - Vertex 3: Melissa’s eye (a pupil of molten gold, 40 miles wide). Ryan’s final log, typed as his keyboard melts: > “they weren’t podcasters > they were surveyors > the juice was never garbage > it was coordinates” --- POST-EVENT Melissa dissipated at 06:00 EST, but the triangle remains. Satellite imagery shows three permanent low-pressure voids at the vertices. Garbage Juice went dark—except for a single 0.3-second burst at 19 Hz, every hour, on the hour. Ryan’s computer? Still running. Task Manager lists a process: UNDERWORLD_GATEWAY.exe – CPU: 666% – RAM: ∞ FEMA’s classified memo ends with: > “Do not approach the vertices. Do not stream the podcast. Do not say the juice’s name.”

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  • 75 - The Diamond Dazzler
    Oct 31 2025

    75 and Still Alive! Lee and Ryan celebrate episode 75 in style: cruising the Algorithm for precious gems (scrolling Insta reels and posts). The New York Mayoral Three-way. Unfortunately, no more Jaguar victories this season. Donald Trump dumps dump over shithole country city dump; Loggins longs for his songs use without logs. The candidate that dedicates a special line at all convenience stores for scratch-offs has our vote! Reliving Jackass is a warm moment for millennials. Gingers in Arizona with 4k cameras? Bill Gates finally fesses up to DonLania and others. Cats in Russian Space. Owen Wilson on Jimmy Kimmel with cute Party Trick. Eric Trump has a new book, stay tuned for the GJP live stream book read. Is Alexa trying to make us gender defenders? Mirror Truthers. Halloween is here! Garth is a MONSTER. Back to school ad and other mass-shooting event topics. And more!


    Explaining the Episode Art

    Suntory Whiskey Ad - Sammy Davis Jr.

    Gay Jackass | CMTOWN ANIMATED

    JonBenét Ramsey Morning News

    Dad joke of the week!

    Your boy pulls out the 3 milly

    Can you hear them both?

    2 Bears Try RUSSIAN ZYNS ft. Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    CIA profilier on WCD






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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 74 - Conservative Affirmative
    Oct 1 2025

    Who does Tyler Robinson belong to? What have we learned from the tragedy that took place September 10th? What is a Groyper? Charlie Kirk: his rise to power, his connections, and the State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona sized void now open in the conservative influencer sphere (that we plan to fill!) Northman Warrior, Kash Patel. My life felt better, when I didn't remember he(Jimmithy Kimmel) was on tv, and I never had to think about him. Have Donald Trump and Elon Musk finally squashed beef? And many other Neurodivergent-coded thoughts on the biggest news stories from August and September of 2025.


    Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it."


    The Always Sunny... Twitter reply by: Its Probably Fine @itsprobabiyfine


    Banner Year for Images from the News, about DJT-RFKjr autism.


    Will Brilyn Hollowman pick up the conservative influencer mic and ball?


    Bullet Shell found in Lee’s bathroom, with Hamtifa inscription.


    Lyrics:

    Donny Trump, Tariff Delay, Xi’s China, Red Light Thera-payCharlie Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel, Peter Brian HegsethPeter Thiel, Elon Musk, Ai Generator, iPhone plusRadical Left, New Woke Right, Jeffer-y Ep-stein-o!....Tinned fish, White-out, Oregon beats Penn StPope Leo, James Comey, Turning Point - USARFK, Vaccines are Gay! What else do I have to say!?


    Please sign the petition to END INSTITUTIONALIZED AND SYSTEMIC RACIAL OPPRESSION endorsed by The Jacksonville Jaguars' through their ritualistic home stadium mandatory first down chant.


    The media team here at GJP is happy to announce a major book deal with @TPUSA and a certain world leader... On the events and accusations that took place on 9/10

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • 73 - The Sportsman's List
    Aug 4 2025

    73 - The Sportsman's List (7/27/25)


    Back from their summering, Lee and Ryan dive deep into the eternal saga that is Jeffery Epstein. How does trump fit into this fold? How will Americans react once the truth reveals itself? Plus, Tour de France 2025 recap and other such anglo-sphere activities


    Happy August to all that celebrate!

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 72 - Old Friends, New Segments
    May 1 2025

    The juice boys reunite with a returning guest for a look under the hood of what's happening in your world. Ryan introduces us to a new (hopefully semi-regular) segment called "Edging With Elon". Lee claps back at financial and speculative ignorance. And so much more!


    Additionally, at the request of our guest, please look forward to "Extras and Additional's". The story of one man's struggle to connect with other humans, driving him to place onus on everyone else instead of himself. Then taking that misguided emotion, internalizing it so deeply that he loses basic decision making abilities and decides to imagine himself as a robot (possibly for sexual reasons). Projected air date "sometime in 2026" (platform unknown).

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    1 hr and 25 mins