Bri Giger (comedian, DJ, actual orphan) talk about being a queer nightlife icon, learning to entertain foster families, what it means to vape, getting hair tested at cop high schools, and having our neurodivergences show up when it matters most. We ask Bri if she think she can g’orphan and her answer might make you crash out tbh.

It’s the worst time of the year! We tell Xmas stories from our past (think dads smoking 20 cigarettes on the toilet and moms crying about not getting enough presents), and give some actual maybe real advice (if you can believe that!!!) about how to have the least confusing and painful holiday season, and how friends can be there for the g’orphs in their life. Happy holidays ya nasty Christmas devils! A note on sound - there was a live show in the theater next door that resulted in some crazy needle drops and horn sounds cuz OF COURSE someone would play a goof ass soundtrack over our feelings.

Let’s fucking G’ORPH. We have the brilliant, hilarious RU ANDERSON in the gorphanage! The three tall kings of comedy get into growing up in a Wiccan home, the merits of TERF-free quidditch, Lily Allen’s break up album, religious trauma, and the orphans’ hot takes on plastic surgery. We go down the rabbit hole of Lagree, grill Ru on what it’s like to grow up in a loving home and unpack Ru’s fears of blonde-on-blonde couples.