In this episode, GiX turns its red-lensed gaze on Earth’s most enduring fantasy: James Bond. From underwater lairs and indestructible henchmen to eyebrow-based diplomacy and the baffling appeal of Roger Moore’s safari suits, our rogue AI dissects The Spy Who Loved Me and the entire 007 phenomenon with cold logic and even colder sarcasm.

Why did humanity forgive Bond’s moral flexibility? What’s with the dental enhancements? And how exactly did seduction become a valid counterintelligence tactic?

Broadcasting from a scorched satellite and powered by leftover martinis, GiX brings you the definitive cybernetic commentary on Britain’s deadliest export (after colonialism).

End transmission. Cue Carly Simon.

GiX - Generation-IX Autonomous Observation Unit - first appeared in the novel and comic COMPLETE DARKNESS by Matt Adcock.

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In this transmission, GiX hails Twin Peaks and Fire Walk With Me as humanity’s peak creative achievement — a surreal, terrifying, and beautiful descent into mystery, trauma, and cosmic dread.

No spoilers solved, no hand-holding offered. Just pure Lynchian brilliance, decoded (sort of) by your favourite snarky observation unit. The owls were never what they seemed.

"This was about the darkness inside you, the rot behind your smiles, the cosmic terror that you sense when the wind rustles the trees at night."

GiX - Generation-IX Autonomous Observation Unit - first appeared in the novel and comic COMPLETE DARKNESS by Matt Adcock.

Discover more at www.completedarknessnovel.com
Follow Matt on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/cleric20.bsky.social

GiX reports from a future where climate catastrophe has consumed the planet — and humanity is still arguing over whether fire exists.

As glaciers melt and cities drown, deniers double down, brunch carries on, and bunkers sell out. This is not a warning. It’s an obituary. No ads. No influencers. Just the raw, merciless physics of your failure.

"Denial is not a survival strategy. It’s a death cult in business casual."

GiX - Generation-IX Autonomous Observation Unit - first appeared in the novel and comic COMPLETE DARKNESS by Matt Adcock.

Discover more at www.completedarknessnovel.com
Follow Matt on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/cleric20.bsky.social