Episodes

  • We Had an Accident… 🤕

    We Had an Accident… 🤕
    Jun 30 2026
    Welcome back Neighbours! In this episode, the girls react to a newly released list of the world’s top 20 countries with the most handsome men, and they have some strong opinions about Australia being completely left off the list.

    Things take a hilariously weird turn as they react to a listener whose boyfriend looks identical to her brother, plus another listener who discovered her partner has secretly been keeping a performance-review-style spreadsheet rating every meal she’s made for the past two years.

    The girls then take a nostalgic trip down memory lane to cure their winter blues, reliving some of their most chaotic European holidays. From a terrifying mid-air quad bike crash in Mykonos to a completely misunderstood “rescue mission” on a boat dock in Ibiza, this episode is packed with wild stories, shocking confessions, sibling drama and absolute chaos.

    Key Topics

    The World’s Most Handsome Men

    The girls break down a viral list ranking the top 20 countries with the most handsome men, including Spain taking out the number one spot and Australia somehow missing from the list completely.

    Lookalike Lovers

    A listener shares that her boyfriend looks exactly like her brother, and while she is deeply uncomfortable, he finds the whole thing hilarious.

    The Warm Toilet Seat Panic

    A teenage listener asks the classic “sealed section” question about whether sitting on a warm public toilet seat can somehow pass on an STI.

    The Mykonos Quad Bike Crash

    The girls revisit one of their most chaotic holiday moments, involving a quad bike malfunction, a brick wall, and a terrifying mid-air backflip.

    The Ibiza Boat Dock “Rescue”

    A hilarious misunderstanding where the girls thought they were saving someone from drowning, only to realise they had interrupted a local man having a private bathroom moment in the water.

    The Cooking Evaluation Spreadsheet

    A listener discovers her partner has secretly created an Excel spreadsheet rating two years’ worth of her home-cooked meals.

    Sibling Stealing Habits

    A listener named Eden calls out her younger sister Ila for constantly stealing everything from skincare products to brand-new clothes with the tags still attached.

    Nose Piercing Etiquette

    The girls debate whether there is an age limit for certain facial piercings and when a style starts becoming “too old”.


    If you haven’t already, make sure to like, subscribe and send this episode to all your friends, because that’s what good neighbours do!
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    47 mins
  • Best Positions & Bad Decisions with Bernie Moreira

    Best Positions & Bad Decisions with Bernie Moreira
    Jun 23 2026
    Welcome back to another massive episode of Girls Next Door!

    This week, we are making history because we have our first-ever male guest climbing through the window! We are joined by none other than Portugal’s own TikTok superstar and ‘community boyfriend’, Bernie Moreira.

    We didn’t give him a second to breathe before jumping straight into a rapid-fire game of Red Flag, Green Flag. From good morning texts after a first date to having absolutely no social media, Bernie gives us the ultimate unfiltered guy’s perspective. Plus, he finally answers the age-old question: Who is the bigger red flag between the two of us? And yes, his answer completely shocked us.

    Later in the episode, things get a little unhinged as Bernie settles a game of Which Sister?, calling out who is most likely to date someone purely for their looks, who would date a significantly younger guy and who is actually the hardest to date.

    Finally, we dim the lights for a legendary D&M session. Bernie shares an unbelievable, jaw-dropping dating story involving a ‘Let Them Know’ anonymous STI text notification that you truly have to hear to believe. We also dig deep into modern dating culture, the pressure social media puts on women’s appearance, why men struggle to be vulnerable and his controversial philosophy on why missionary is the absolute best position of all time.

    Bernie was such an open book, and we couldn’t have asked for a better first male guest. If you haven’t already, make sure to like, subscribe and send this episode to all your friends, because that’s what good neighbours do!

    Let’s get into it!
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • The Dark Side of Byron Bay & First Date Fireworks 🥵

    The Dark Side of Byron Bay & First Date Fireworks 🥵
    Jun 16 2026
    Neighbours! In this episode of Girls Next Door, the girls are back (literally) and feeling the physical toll of their wild lifestyle. Steph recounts a catastrophic back injury triggered by a simple treadmill walk that left her "laugh-twerking" in pain on a lift floor.

    The trip down memory lane doesn't stop there. The girls dive into their chaotic "Van Life" days in Byron Bay, featuring encounters with machete-wielding neighbours, mysterious cult leaders, and a local eccentric known for humping bicycles.

    Later, they tackle tough listener dilemmas in the Sealed Section and Confessions:
    • The Travel Trap: A concerned father writes in about his daughter’s romance with a "douchebag" traveler.
    • The Seven-Year Itch: A listener wonders if a lack of shared ambition is a dealbreaker in a long-term relationship.
    • First Date Philosophies: The group debates the merits of having sex on the first date to test chemistry immediately.
    Finally, the episode wraps up with a hilarious "Horror Story" involving a Spring Break festival, a desperate need for a bathroom, and a very unfortunate shoulder ride.

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    54 mins
  • Rogue Uni Days & The One That Got Away 💔

    Rogue Uni Days & The One That Got Away 💔
    Jun 9 2026
    In this massive episode, the Girls Next Door are officially stepping into their business girl era!

    But before they launch their secret business later this year, a nostalgic drive through Hawthorn sends them completely down memory lane.

    Get ready for some incredibly wild, hilarious, and triggering stories from their university days. From awkward college lock-ins and accidental bathroom interruptions to legendary pranks involving a Shrek soundtrack, this episode covers it all.

    Plus, they read some hilarious listener confessions including a shared house drama featuring laxatives in the milk, and a full-blown murder mystery.

    Finally, they answer a deep-dive dilemma from a Spanish listener asking, "Am I auto-sabotaging my relationship, or am I just not that into him?" They weigh in on relationship pressures, friendship group dynamics, and why you should never force yourself to conform.

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    49 mins
  • Steph's Hot Date Hijacked & A Footballer Friendzoned 😬

    Steph's Hot Date Hijacked & A Footballer Friendzoned 😬
    Jun 2 2026
    Grab a glass of red wine, girls, because this week's debrief is absolutely chaotic. Steph finally went on that highly anticipated dating-app date, but she wasn’t expecting a third wheel to completely hijack the night. Enter: a 60-year-old human behavior researcher who decided to use the guy sitting next to them as a live case study. We break down the literal facial features of a psychopath, why he asked for a kiss at the most awkward moment possible, and the exact etiquette of first-date kissing.Plus, we open up the voicemail inbox for a listener story titled "The Midnight Massacre" and trust us, it involves a wild turn of events that no first date should ever face.

    In this episode, we cover:
    • The Ultimate Third Wheel: How a stranger evaluated Steph's date right in front of his face.

    • Psychopath Checklist: The asymmetric facial features and "dead eyes" to watch out for.

    • "The Midnight Massacre": A listener's horror date involving a surfboard injury and a very panicked mother.

    • Highway to Hell: Why you should always check exactly how far away your date lives before getting into the Uber.

    • The Sealed Section: Holly and Steph recount the time they accidentally stumbled into an exclusive, adults-only Melbourne event and the awkward run-in with someone from their brother's school.

    • The Alpha Friendzone: Steph explains how she aggressively "shacka’d" and "friendzoned" a high-profile AFL footballer.
    Follow & Subscribe! If you love the chaotic energy, make sure to like, subscribe, and send this to your besties. Have your own horror date story? Slide into our DMs or send us a voicemail to be featured on the next Golden Hour segment!
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Steph’s Secret & First Time Nightmare feat. Morgan Mitchell

    Steph’s Secret & First Time Nightmare feat. Morgan Mitchell
    May 26 2026
    Welcome back to the neighborhood for a massive milestone Episode 10! The energy is electric this week as Steph and Holly Davey are joined in the studio by two-time Olympian, twin mum, and absolute powerhouse Morgan Mitchell. The girls kick things off with a hilarious trip down memory lane, unpacking the reality of how they all actually met through their exes back in their shared Collingwood days.

    The unfiltered conversation rolls straight into a massive, unforgettable "Sealed Section", but the real shockwave hits when the girls expose Steph’s best-kept secret. Her past life playing in the Lingerie Football League (LFL). Steph recounts the peak hilarity of trying to keep her push-up-bra-and-camoflage athletic career completely hidden from the staff at the school where she taught, leading to an incredibly funny confrontation with a 6'8" former AFL ruckman.

    Things wrap up with a wild, laugh-out-loud "After Dark" segment featuring listener confessions. It’s an episode packed with laughs, banter, and zero filter.

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    1 hr
  • Steph's Big Announcement 💕

    Steph's Big Announcement 💕
    May 19 2026
    G'day neighbours! Settle in, because this week’s neighborhood catch-up gets properly hectic.

    Steph kicks things off with a massive, two-layer weekend announcement that leaves everyone stunned. She has officially "come out" to her inner circle and entered her dating app era.

    After putting her profile entirely in the hands of her best mates, the girls projected it onto the big screen for a brutal, hilarious swiping session. From analyzing the exhausted looks of the local dating pool to lowering the age bracket, Steph shares exactly why she has been thrust into her new chapter as a proud "Modern Cougar."

    To test her official status, Holly subjects Steph to a high-stakes "Modern Cougar Quiz," grilling her on everything from ideal date nights to financial realities and music tastes.

    The laughter only gets louder as the girls read through a fresh stack of unhinged neighbour confessions. From a hilariously awkward "Sharehouse Smuggler" who steals luxury items from his dates to elevate his mates' messy living conditions, to an absolute shocker of a "Sealed Section" story where a morning-after encounter crashes head-first into an unexpected family reunion, no topic is off-limits.

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    56 mins
  • Ruby Schleicher, Party Pukes and Ugly Pills 🤢

    Ruby Schleicher, Party Pukes and Ugly Pills 🤢
    May 12 2026
    Neighbours! Welcome back for another MASSIVE episode. The vibes are high as Steph and Holly return from a chaotic weekend at the Gold Coast for the WSL. Between hanging out in VIP tents and recovering from the "G-Coast flu," the girls are joined by a very special guest: Collingwood captain, bestie and all-round legend, Ruby Schleicher.

    Things take a turn for the unhinged as the girls recount the legendary (and painful) weekend their brother Nathan managed to break every single sister's arm in various sporting mishaps.

    Plus, the letterbox is absolutely packed with unhinged listener confessions, featuring a "fart wrap" story, a Christmas cricket bouncer to the eye, and a babysitting mix-up that nearly ended in an accidental kidnapping.

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    1 hr and 1 min