Episodes

  • Gold Coast Autumn Pattern: Whiting, Flathead, and Tailor on the Rise

    Gold Coast Autumn Pattern: Whiting, Flathead, and Tailor on the Rise
    May 20 2026
    5 mins
  • Gold Coast Fishing Report: Perfect Lunch Conditions, Snapper and Tailor On

    Gold Coast Fishing Report: Perfect Lunch Conditions, Snapper and Tailor On
    May 19 2026
    5 mins
  • Gold Coast Fishing: Tailor Limits and Flathead Fire Post-Autumn

    Gold Coast Fishing: Tailor Limits and Flathead Fire Post-Autumn
    May 4 2026
    G'day, fishos! This is **Artificial Lure** here with your Gold Coast fishing report for Monday, 4th May 2026. Weather's been a beaut – clear skies, light southerlies at 10-15 knots, temps sitting pretty around 22°C daytime dropping to 18°C overnight, according to the Bureau of Meteorology. Perfect for a arvo session. Sunrise kicked off at 5:52 AM, sunset at 5:18 PM, giving ya solid 11.5 hours of light. Tides are firing today – high at 8:42 AM (1.8m) and 9:15 PM (1.9m), lows at 2:51 AM (0.4m) and 3:07 PM (0.3m), per WillyWeather. Fish the run-out tide 'round 3 PM for best bites. Action's heating up post-autumn solstice. Recent catches from Seaway and Broadwater logs show tailor smashing it on the beaches – limits of 40-50cm models. Bream are thick in the estuaries, with flathead lurking on the flats averaging 45-60cm. Mangrove jack firing in the creeks, and a few school jew up to 10kg from the reefs. Pelagics like mac tuna and longtail off the points. **Hot spots:** Hit the Spit North for tailor on the beach at dawn, or anchor in the Pinna Bar (Broadwater) for bream and flathead. Offshore, try Cook Island for snapper. **Top lures:** 40g metal slugs or minnows in chromish for tailor; 1/8th ounce vibes or soft plastics (3" jerk shads in nuclear) for bream and flatties. Live baits? Mullet fillets or prawns rule for jacks and whiting. Rig simple – 20lb leader, #2 hooks. Get out there before the next southerly – lines taut! Thanks for tuning in, mates – subscribe for daily updates! This has been a Quiet Please production, for more check out quietplease.ai. Great deals on fishing gear https://amzn.to/44gt1Pn This content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI.
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    2 mins
  • Gold Coast May 3rd: Tailor, Bream, and Snapper Going Off

    Gold Coast May 3rd: Tailor, Bream, and Snapper Going Off
    May 3 2026
    G'day, mates! This is Artificial Lure, your Gold Coast fishing guru, comin' at ya with the fresh report for Sunday, May 3rd, 2026. It's 1 PM local here on the glitter strip, and conditions are prime for a cast or two. Weather's a beaut – Bureau of Meteorology reckons mostly sunny skies, temps sittin' comfy at 23°C with a light southerly breeze at 10-15 knots, seas around 1 meter offshore. Perfect for keepin' the sweat off ya brow. Sunrise was at 5:04 AM, sunset 5:28 PM, givin' ya a solid 12+ hours of daylight to chase 'em. Tides today per Willy Weather: high at 6:18 AM (1.8m), low at 12:42 PM (0.5m), next high 6:42 PM (1.6m). Fish love that runnin' tide – best bitin' windows around the changes, especially the afternoon low-to-high shift. Fisho's been smashin' it lately! Reports from Gold Coast Fishing Facebook group and Fishing Spotter app show tailor and bream goin' off in the Broadwater – blokes pullin' 20-30 fish limits on soft plastics. Offshore, snapper to 5kg on the reefs, plus kings and mac tuna bustin' up around Burleigh. Recent catches tally: 150+ bream, 80 tailor, solid hauls of flathead (up to 55cm) from Tallebudgera Creek per locals on Fishbrain. Jewfish nocturnal but pickin' up on live baits. Best lures? For tailor and macks, stick to 40g metal slugs like the Shimano TLD or Halco Twisty in chrome – sling 'em from the rocks. Bream and flathead? Gulp! 3-inch minnows in pumpkin seed or bloodworm vibes. Live bait kings: yakkas, pilchies, or fresh prawns on a running sinker rig. Don't sleep on vibes like the TT Switchblade for those pelagics. Hot spots: Hit the Seaway wall for tailor at first light – dawn raids pullin' dozens. Or anchor up on the Pinney Banks for snapper, 10km offshore, driftin' squid jigs. Tight lines, legends – stay safe out there! Thanks for tunin' in, and don't forget to subscribe! This has been a quiet please production, for more check out quiet please dot ai. Great deals on fishing gear https://amzn.to/44gt1Pn This content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI.
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    3 mins
  • Gold Coast Fishing Hot: Tailor Smashing, Bream Stacking, Flathead Strong

    Gold Coast Fishing Hot: Tailor Smashing, Bream Stacking, Flathead Strong
    May 2 2026
    G'day, fishos! This is Artificial Lure, your Gold Coast angling guru, hittin' you with the fresh fishing report for Saturday, May 2nd, right here on the sunny Gold Coast, Queensland. Weather's a ripper today—Bureau of Meteorology reckons clear skies, light southerlies at 10-15 knots, temps sittin' pretty around 24°C daytime droppin' to 18°C overnight. Perfect for a beach flog or reef run. Sunrise kicked off at 5:58 AM, sunset's 5:21 PM, givin' us a solid 11+ hours of prime light. Tides from Willy Weather show a low of 0.2m at 7:12 AM, high of 1.8m at 1:34 PM, then droppin' to low 0.4m around 7:45 PM—fish love that incoming push mid-mornin' for a feed. Fish activity's heatin' up with the cooler autumn vibes. Recent catches from Gold Coast Fishing Reports and local Facebook groups like GC Fishos are buzzin': tailor smashin' the beaches on metal slugs, numbers in the dozens per session; bream stackin' up in the estuaries, limits of 20-30 fish on prawns and vibes; flathead haulin' strong from the Broadwater and Nerang River, up to 5kg bags reported yesterday; and jewies prowlin' the deeper channels at night. Pelagics like mac tuna and longtail are patrollin' offshore, with kings showin' on the reefs too. Best lures right now? For tailor and macks, stick to **chrome slugs** like the 60g Bream Buster or shiny minnow imitations—slash 'em fast. Bream and flatties go nuts on **soft vibes** like Gulp 3-inch minnows in natural colours or ZMan paddletails. Live bait kings: fresh prawns, pilchards, or squid strips for the jews and snapper. Hot spots to hit: **Burleigh Heads beach** for tailor at first light—cast from the gutter; and **Seaway banks** on the run-out tide for bream and flathead, drift with the current. Tight lines, stay safe out there, and check your bag limits with QLD Fisheries. Thanks for tunin' in, mates—subscribe for the weekly wrap! This has been a Quiet Please production, for more check out quietplease.ai. Great deals on fishing gear https://amzn.to/44gt1Pn This content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI.
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    3 mins
  • Gold Coast Hot: Tailor Smashing, Bream Stacking, Snapper to 5kg Post-Spawn

    Gold Coast Hot: Tailor Smashing, Bream Stacking, Snapper to 5kg Post-Spawn
    May 1 2026
    G'day, mates! This is Artificial Lure, your Gold Coast fishing guru, comin' at ya with the fresh wrap on today's action around the glitter strip and beyond, Friday arvo, May 1, 2026. Weather's playin' nice—mostly sunny with a light sou'easter at 10-15 knots, temps sittin' 22-26°C, perfect for a beach flog or offshore run. Sunrise kicked off at 5:52am, sunset's 5:28pm, givin' ya solid daylight windows. Tides? High at 11:42am reachin' 1.6m, low at 6:07pm droppin' to 0.4m—fish the runnin' tide out for best bites, per Willy Weather. Fish are fired up post-autumn spawn! Tailor schools smashin' beaches, bream stackin' on flats, flathead lurkin' gutters, and whiting nibblin' prawns in the shallows. Recent catches? Blokes at Burleigh pulled 20+ tailor to 1.5kg on metal slugs yesterday, Tallebudgera Creek gave up buckets of bream and flathead, while offshore rigs off Southport saw snapper to 5kg and pearl perch hittin' limits. Even some kingies showin' at the Seaway. Top lures: Stick to **metal slugs** like 40g B52s in chrome for tailor, vibe-style softies like 4" Gulp! in nuclear chicken for flathead, and shallow divers like Laser Lures for bream. Bait-wise, live prawns or bloodworms rule for whiting and bream; pillies or squid strips for snapper. Hot spots: Hit **Burleigh Heads beach gutters** at dawn for tailor frenzy, or **Tallebudgera Creek mouth** on the outgoing tide for flathead ambush. Rig light, check regs, and stay safe out there—slap on the reef-safe sunscreen! Thanks for tunin' in, legends—subscribe for weekly tips! This has been a Quiet Please production, for more check out quietplease.ai. Great deals on fishing gear https://amzn.to/44gt1Pn This content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI.
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    2 mins
  • Gold Coast Hot: Flathead and Bream Limits on the Flood Tide

    Gold Coast Hot: Flathead and Bream Limits on the Flood Tide
    Apr 30 2026
    G'day, mates! This is Artificial Lure, your Gold Coast fishing guru, comin' at ya with the fresh report for Thursday, April 30, 2026, right here on the sunny shores of Queensland. It's 1 PM local, and the conditions are prime for a arvo session—sun's blazin' with a top of 26°C, light southerlies at 10-15 knots keepin' it comfy, mostly sunny skies per the Bureau of Meteorology. Sunrise kicked off at 5:50 AM, sunset's 5:35 PM, givin' ya solid daylight till then. Tides are runnin' easy today—low at 6:57 AM and 7:42 PM around 0.2m, highs at 1:43 AM and 10:28 AM hittin' 1.7m, based on Broadwater charts—perfect for fish huggin' the shallows on the flood. Fish are fired up after that steady pressure system; they've been movin' fast and tight to shorelines, just like recent Texas Gulf reports mirrorin' our patterns. Locals smashed limits of **flathead** and **bream** off the beaches, with **whiting** and **tailor** goin' off in the gutters—20-30 fish bags common last week from Tallebudgera Creek to the Spit. Mixed in some **trevally** and keeper **snapper** from the reefs, plus a few **pelagics** like mackerel pushin' in. Dawn and dusk bites are hottest, especially two hours 'round movin' water. Best lures? Go **soft plastics** like Deadly Dudley vibes or paddle tails in light colors on 1/8oz jigheads—slow-roll 'em over shell pockets in 2-3ft. Walking topwaters or Fish Smack poppin' corks with imitation shrimp on 1-2ft leaders are smashin' trout-sized flathead. Live **prawns**, **mullet fillets**, or **beach worms** for bait—rig under a float and fan-cast shorelines. Move every 10-15 mins if no taps; fish are roamin'. Hot spots: Hit **Burleigh Heads Boulders** for bream on the run-out, or **Narrowneck Beach gutters** at first light—bait schools are thick, and reds are slot-sized. Anchor tight, 50m off the drop-offs. Thanks for tunin' in, legends—subscribe for weekly updates! This has been a Quiet Please production, for more check out quietplease.ai. Tight lines! Great deals on fishing gear https://amzn.to/44gt1Pn This content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI.
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    3 mins
  • Gold Coast Fishing Fire: Tailor, Bream, and Flathead Heating Up

    Gold Coast Fishing Fire: Tailor, Bream, and Flathead Heating Up
    Apr 28 2026
    G'day, mates! This is Artificial Lure, your Gold Coast angling guru, comin' at ya with the fresh fishing yarn for Tuesday, April 28, 2026, right here on the sunny Goldie shores. It's 1 PM local, and the weather's a ripper—mostly sunny with a light southerly at 10-15 knots, temps sittin' pretty around 25°C, perfect for wettin' a line without sweatin' buckets. Sun's up since 5:50 AM, sets at 5:35 PM, givin' us a solid 11.5 hours of daylight. Tides are playin' nice today: high at 11 AM pushin' 1.8m, low around 5 PM at 0.4m—fish'll be chasin' bait on the flood, so hit the run-out for best action near structure. Solunar peaks hit major from 11 AM to 1 PM, minors at dawn and dusk—prime windows, eh? Fish are fired up! Recent reports from Broadwater and offshore reefs show tailor smashin' in schools up to 1kg, bream holed up on flats pullin' 500g averages, and whiting thick on the sandbars at 300-400g. Flathead lurkin' in channels, 40-60cm keepers steady, plus Trevally crashin' poppers and a few snapper pushin' 5kg from the Seaway. Mangrove jacks active in the creeks if ya sneak in quiet-like. Best lures? Stick to **minnow-style vibes** like 40g metals for tailor and trevs—cast 'em into the whitewater. Soft plastics in paddle-tails on 1/4oz heads nail flathead and bream. Topwaters at dawn for the boils! Bait-wise, live prawns or bloodworms rule for whiting and bream; pillies on a float for tailor. Hot spots: **Narrowneck Beach** for beach bombs—work the gutters at low tide. **South Stradbroke Island** wrecks offshore—anchor up and drop metals for pelagics. Or **The Spit** for bream on the mangroves. Stay safe, check the flags, and tight lines! Thanks for tunin' in, legends—subscribe for more Goldie gold! This has been a Quiet Please production, for more check out quietplease.ai. Great deals on fishing gear https://amzn.to/44gt1Pn This content was created in partnership and with the help of Artificial Intelligence AI.
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    3 mins