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I got the ugliest nails of my life, had a cancerous mole cut off my back (get your skin checked), and Jaj is finally going to New York this weekend to get Popup Bagels like the rest of the internet.

At 19 weeks pregnant, she woke up in the middle of the night, fully convinced she was in labor. Nope. Gas.

We also get into MJ the movie, our aggressively strong opinions on Secret Lives and Real Housewives of SLC, plus your absolutely unhinged work horror stories. We’re talking period blood on a doctor’s pants, coworkers asking for feet pics, and someone pooping their pants at work and simply deciding to push through the shift.

Human resilience is incredible.

Anyway, after this we’re going to the mall to unwind. It's been a week.

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Jaj is finally on the ups after four months of pregnancy hell (don't ask about the Zofran side effects — we will tell you), neither of us actually checked out so we live-shopped the Sephora sale, I went to a bachelorette party in Midway and Jaj ate deep-fried funeral potatoes, and we have a lot of thoughts on Alex vs. Alex. And not naming names but someone in Jaj's cul-de-sac needs to learn how a driveway works.

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We're back with a big secret (that you probably already know if you follow our socials), a 7-mile Central Park bike ride nobody signed up for, a Legoland review that should be a warning label, and Sticky Bestie bags that have been in transit since March are somewhere… Rylee would move to Nashville tomorrow and Coachella can kiss our ass at $8,000 a ticket.

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We asked for your most embarrassing stories and honestly wish we hadn't. Jaj had a car wash disaster she's still recovering from, Rylee called a client pregnant before she'd told anyone, and your stories were even worse — from the dinner table to airport security, a shark question that wasn't about a shark, and keys lost for years that turned up in a shoe.

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Grandma got kicked out of a gender reveal, a fiancé got caught cheating through his Apple Watch, Jaj got her dream nursery chair (no baby yet, just in case), and someone’s brother isn't hiding their drug habit very well. You know, just a normal Tuesday.

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We're kicking off spring the only way we know how — by debating overhead lighting like it's a personality trait, discovering that reheating rice might actually kill you, and spiraling over the fact that funeral potatoes are NOT a restaurant food. We're sharing every product we're obsessed with right now, eating cottage cheese like it's our job, and having a full-blown crisis over the fact that flip-flops are back and Birkenstocks are out. Also, Jaj still hasn't watched anything, and it's becoming a problem. Spring cleaning, matching sets, and trying not to buy more hangers — this one's a whole vibe.

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Someone walked down the aisle and forgot a very important person, we can't stop talking about a $300 taco guy, and we downloaded an app that scored Uncrustables a 2 out of 100, so...that's where we're at. Also, we settled the great Diet Coke debate, said goodbye to styrofoam forever, and one of us has a toenail situation we probably shouldn't have shared. Happy St. Patrick's Day 💚

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We're back and fully unhinged in the best way. This week's episode covers everything that matters: the chaos in Mexico and New York airports, a heartfelt goodbye to McSteamy (RIP), and a very passionate debate about whether "qualm" is even a real word (it is — but that's none of our business).

It's the year of the horse and we are sharing our 2026 visions — babies, boob jobs, Pilates, and just slowing the heck down — then read through your goals too, which include nursing school, donut shops, rainbow babies, and dream jobs none of us could have invented. Also: the US hockey team made everyone cry, Dune and Avengers are dropping on the same day (chaos), and someone got a brick for Christmas and genuinely loves it.

It's the cozy, chaotic hang you missed. Pull up a wedge salad and enjoy. 🐎

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