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Greetings from Floweirda

Greetings from Floweirda

Written by: Joe Turino
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Keeping Florida weird, one story at a time. Greetings from Floweirda explores the strange side of Florida’s past — the history, mysteries, legends, and lore that make this place as weird as it is wonderful. Hosted by Joe Turino, each episode blends documentary-style storytelling with humor and heart, uncovering the truth behind the myths, mysteries, and high-strangeness events that haunt the Sunshine State. 🎙️ New episodes every other Tuesday 👻 Stay weird, Florida.Joe Turino Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Coral Castle: Florida's Greatest Mystery
    Apr 16 2026

    On a quiet stretch of road in Homestead, Florida… sits a structure that shouldn’t exist.


    Built from more than 1,000 tons of stone… carved, shaped, and placed with precision—by one man.


    No heavy machinery.

    No crew.

    No witnesses.

    Just Edward Leedskalnin.

    In this cinematic deep-dive, we follow Ed’s journey from a small village in Latvia to the swamps of South Florida, where heartbreak, obsession, and relentless determination led him to build one of the most mysterious landmarks in the United States.

    We explore the early years that shaped him, the love he lost—the girl he called “Sweet Sixteen”—and the decades he spent working alone, mostly at night, constructing what would become known as Coral Castle.

    Along the way, we break down the mysteryitself.

    Did he truly move multi-ton stones alone using nothing but simple tools and leverage?

    Or was there something more—something he never revealed?

    From theories of magnetism and ancient knowledge to the very real engineering behind his work, this episode separates fact from folklore… while embracing the parts that still don’tquite add up.

    Because in the end, Coral Castle may not just be a mystery of how it was built—

    …but why.

    🪨 One man. One love. Over 1,000 tons of stone.

    This is the story of Coral Castle.

    📍 Visit Coral Castle Museum in Homestead, Florida, and see it for yourself.

    🎙 Hosted, written & produced by Joe Turino

    🎵 Original theme music by Modern Mimes — www.modernmimes.com

    📸 Photos, show links & merch: floweirdapod.com

    📲 Follow on Instagram: @floweirdapod

    👻 And as always… stay weird,Florida.

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    19 mins
  • The Conch Republic: Florida’s 1 - Minute War
    Apr 2 2026

    In April of 1982, the Florida Keys did something no one saw coming.

    They declared independence from the United States…

    formed their own nation…

    went to war…

    …and surrendered in under a minute.

    But this wasn’t a joke.

    And it wasn’t random.

    It was a calculated protest against a U.S. Border Patrol checkpoint that had effectively turned the only road in and out of the Keys into an international border.

    In this cinematic deep-dive, we follow the story from the moment traffic backed up for miles on U.S. Highway 1… to the courthouse steps in Miami… to the harbor in Key West—where a newly formed nation launched its first and only attack using water balloons, conch fritters, and stale Cuban bread.

    We break down how the Conch Republic was born, why the protest worked, and how a one-minute “war” turned into one of the most effective—and most bizarre—acts of defiance in American history.

    From frustration and economic pressure to satire, symbolism, and national attention, this is the story of how a small island community forced the federal government to listen.

    🌴 A protest. A nation. A one-minute war.

    This is The Conch Republic — Florida’s 1-Minute War.

    📍 Want to experience it yourself?

    Visit Key West during Conch Republic Days and witness the reenactment of the Great Sea Battle in person.

    🎙 Hosted, written & produced by Joe Turino

    🎵 Original theme music by Modern Mimes www.modernmimes.com

    📸 Photos, show links & merch: floweirdapod.com

    📲 Find the show on Instagram: @floweirdapod

    👻 And as always… stay weird, Florida.

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    16 mins
  • The Killing Cousins
    Mar 12 2026

    In the early 1980s, the quiet coastal community of Vero Beach, Florida began to experience a series of unexplained disappearances.


    Young women and teenage girls vanished from beach roads, rural highways, and hitchhiking routes that locals traveled every day.


    For years, there were no answers.

    No suspects.

    No bodies.


    And no one in the community could imagine that the men responsible were living among them the entire time.


    One was a citrus grove caretaker and auxiliary sheriff’s deputy who wore a badge and carried handcuffs.


    The other was his cousin.


    Together, they created a system built on deception, control, and violence.


    Victims were hunted, abducted, assaulted, and murdered in the isolation of Florida’s orange groves.


    And for years, they got away with it.


    That changed on July 26th, 1983.

    When a teenage girl managed to escape.

    Running naked down a Vero Beach street in broad daylight.


    Her desperate attempt to survive would expose one of the most disturbing serial murder cases in Florida history — and the men who would become known as The Killing Cousins.


    In this cinematic deep-dive, we follow the case from the first hidden crimes in the citrus groves… to the escape that finally brought everything crashing down.


    And the reckoning that followed.


    Six victims.

    Two cousins.

    A community forever changed.


    🎙 Hosted, written & produced by Joe Turino

    🎵 Original theme music by Modern Mimes www.modernmimes.com

    📸 Photos, show links & merch: floweirda.com

    📲 Find the show on Instagram: @floweirdapod

    👻 And as always… stay weird, Florida.

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    46 mins
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