Ever feel guilty after you smack that mosquito or squish that beetle? Well don't! Soon enough insects will take over the world! Or, er, i mean they won't take over the world which ultimatley will spell the demise of humanity. Insect populations have been falling at an exponential clip since the early 1990s and whether we like to believe it or not, it's a recipe for - you guessed it, an apocalypse of apocalyptic proportions. Wait a second that don't even make grammatical sense.

Tune in as the grognostic lads take you through something you may not be thinking about but you will now! You also might be wondering why Jason sounds like RFK Jr. after a whale hunting trip. He uh, had gotten after the whiskey the night before we recorded this so take it easy on him.

On December 15th, 1900 three Scottish lighthouse keepers sat down to dinner on the island. Maybe Liam put butter on his bread, maybe he didn't. Maybe Wallace finished his meatloaf, maybe he didn't. Maybe this piggy went to the market and this one went weeee all the way home. We will never know because after this night, all three were never heard from again. Neither their bodies nor any of Wallace's meatloaf were ever recovered despite meat archelogists' (not a thing) best efforts.

Today, the Grognostic crew break down Scotland's most sinister and perplexing, unsolved mysteries.

Artificial Intelligence is taking the world by hey that robot ripped my face off and is taking my job storm. Some have coined it the greatest invention in humanity's history while others are still fascinated by their automated quisinart. But where does it rank historically versus penicilan for example? The automobile? Computer? Printing Press? Etc.?

On today's show we break down human's top 10 inventions in the history of well us! And where does AI rank on that list? We also break down how many vaginas Jason saw as a young man. That list is far shorter to cover, let us tell you.

Enjoy!

In other news in case you missed it - Grognostics was selected as a Top 10 Introspective podcast by Feedspot!

https://podcast.feedspot.com/introspective_podcasts/