This week, the girls take a break from total chaos to talk about the very real opportunity that landed in their laps with FermaGlo — and why it actually makes sense. From clean, non-toxic hair care that finally works, to automated systems that do the techy stuff for you, Tessa, Michelle, and Monica break down what made them go all in. They rant about ingredient lies, auto-ship trauma, overpriced products, and why you shouldn’t need 37 bottles to have good hair. It’s honest, informative, still a little feral — and proof that behind the jokes, these women actually know their stuff.

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What starts as a conversation about kids invading beds and husbands with lava-hot hands quickly turns into a wildly unhinged (and surprisingly deep) discussion about useless superpowers, horse-sized ducks, laser boobs, and autobiography titles that absolutely should not be published. Along the way, the girls open up about trauma responses, control issues, always being “the prepared mom,” and the emotional weight women carry long after the kids grow up. It’s chaotic, heartfelt, hilarious - and very on brand.

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In this wildly off-the-rails episode, the girls recap holiday survival mode, losing track of time entirely, surprise favorite Christmas gifts, and the universal truth that when you’re done hosting; you’re done. They talk New Year’s goals, working through midnight for Fermaglo, falling down in underwear on Zoom, and clients who remind us that sometimes… you’ve earned the right to not care anymore. Toss in competitive board games, open-house parties, and a legendary conversation about nicknames we probably shouldn’t be saying into microphones, and you’ve got one of the most Hair It Ferst episodes yet.

Disclaimer: This podcast is for open conversation and laughs only. We are not medical professionals, and no statements should be taken as medical advice or claims.