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Half-Baked Crime Stories

Half-Baked Crime Stories

Written by: Riley Dunleavy & Alexis Upton
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 Welcome to Half-Baked Crime Stories, where the crimes are real, but the criminals are… not exactly criminal masterminds. Hosts Riley Dunleavy and Alexis Upton bring you the wildest, weirdest, and most ridiculous criminal stories from around the world. From laughably bad getaways to heists gone horribly wrong, we cover it all—while throwing in our own unfiltered (and probably unnecessary) commentary along the way. If you love crime but don’t take life too seriously, this is the podcast for you. Buckle up, because these stories are half-baked, and so are the criminals half the time.2025 True Crime
Episodes
  • Animal Influence – Half-Baked Crime Stories

    Animal Influence – Half-Baked Crime Stories
    Mar 29 2025

    In this episode of Half-Baked Crime Stories, Riley and Alexis tackle a trio of crimes where animals—and animal-themed disasters—steal the show. From stinky slip-ups to high-stakes hijinks involving robots and reptiles, it’s a wild ride of poor decisions, sarcastic commentary, and absolutely no chill. Hit play if you like your crime stupid, your jokes sharp, and your co-hosts always ready to roast.
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    7 mins
  • Costumed Capers – Half-Baked Crime Stories

    Costumed Capers – Half-Baked Crime Stories
    Mar 29 2025

    In this episode of Half-Baked Crime Stories, Riley Dunleavy and Alexis Upton dive into two wild cases where criminals took “dressing for the job you want” a little too seriously. First up, we head to Virginia, where a wannabe web-slinger pulled off a $10,000 trading card heist—while dressed as Spider-Man. Spoiler alert: spandex doesn’t make you stealthy. Then, we take a detour to Florida (of course) to meet a man who thought a Dalmatian onesie was the perfect getaway outfit. From web-slinging felons to high-speed chases in dog pajamas, this episode has it all. Tune in for ridiculous crimes, questionable disguises, and our unfiltered commentary on the world’s most half-baked criminals!
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    7 mins
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