Episodes

  • The Haus Divided: The Ultimate This or That
    Feb 19 2026

    This week on Haus Tour, Dakota and John are drawing lines in the sand! We’re playing a massive game of "This or That" covering everything from Guelph real estate dreams to lifestyle dealbreakers. We’re making the tough calls on what’s iconic and what’s just... not. Grab a drink, play along, and let us know, are you Team Dakota or Team John on these local hot takes?

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    25 mins
  • Valen-Toot or Valen-Boot?
    Feb 9 2026

    This week, John and Dakota are back to discuss all things V-Day. We’re "Tooting and Booting" the weirdest date ideas we found online and giving you the inside scoop on how we’re spending our February 14th. Whether you’re boo'd up or flying solo, grab a drink and join the Haus for some holiday realness.

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    20 mins
  • The Royal Tea: Guelph’s Top 15 (According to the Internet)
    Feb 2 2026

    This week on Haus Tour, John and Dakota are putting the internet to the test! We’re reacting to a list of the "Top 15 Exciting Things to Do in Guelph" and giving our unfiltered opinions on what’s actually worth the hype. From tourist traps to the hidden gems we think deserve a spot, it’s a chat full of local love, a little bit of shade, and our own personal "Haus-approved" essentials.

    Article: https://www.tripadvisor.ca/Attractions-g154989-Activities-oa0-Guelph_Ontario.html

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    19 mins
  • All the Tea on Guelph’s Next Drag Superstar
    Jan 13 2026

    This week on Haus Tour, it’s just John and Dakota talking all things Guelph’s Next Drag Superstar! We’re reminiscing on the highs, lows, and sparkliest moments of Season 1, and giving you the inside scoop on what to expect for Season 2. Full of laughs, local talent love, and a little bit of drama, basically everything that makes this show so fun.

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    30 mins
  • A Proper Quail-ity chat with The Guelph Humane Society
    Jan 6 2026

    We hung out with Abigail and Cam from the Guelph Humane Society this week and got the inside scoop on what they do and why GHS is such a big deal in our community. John & Dakota also learned some wild animal facts—like what a quail really is and that porcupines can get drunk off fermented apples (yep, seriously).

    Want to learn more or support the amazing work they do? Check out guelphhumane.ca!

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    32 mins
  • Sleighing the Season with Ultra Violet
    Dec 24 2025

    Get ready for some festive fun on this special Christmas episode of Haus Tour! We’re joined by the fabulous Ultra Violet (@itsultraviolett) as we dive into holiday cheer, drag, and all things Guelph. From holiday traditions to her own sparkling take on the season, Ultra Violet brings laughter, stories, and plenty of sparkle to our Christmas kiki. Tune in for a merry mix of local culture, drag insights, and holiday vibes you won’t want to miss!

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    28 mins
  • A Proper Drag Race Kiki with Ultra Violet
    Dec 16 2025

    This week on Haus Tour, we’re having A Proper Drag Race Kiki with local Guelph legend Ultra Violet! We dive into the first four episodes of Canada’s Drag Race, dish on our favourite queens, and get the inside scoop on the Guelph drag scene.

    Expect laughs, hot takes, and maybe a few surprises along the way.

    Follow Ultra Violet on Instagram @itsultraviolett and check out her amazing work in the local drag community.

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    39 mins
  • Lease, Laugh, Love!
    Dec 1 2025

    In this episode of Haus Tour, John and I chat about the Guelph rental market — what’s going on, what’s hard to find, and some of the trends we're seeing. Dakota also give a quick update on the basement reno (because yes, it’s still a work in progress), and we swap some of the funniest and most chaotic rental horror stories we’ve come across. If you’ve ever rented in Guelph, are thinking about it, or just like real estate chaos stories, this one’s for you.

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    27 mins