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Head Melters

Head Melters

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This unique experience is brought to you by two entirely unqualified eejits, Matt and Curtis. Arguably the two biggest melters around.


Join them as they explore some bizarre scenarios and attempt to answer mind-boggling hypothetical questions.


Leave reality behind for a while and find out the answers to these questions you didn't know you needed the answers to until now.

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  • #3 - WE ESCAPE FROM SPACE

    #3 - WE ESCAPE FROM SPACE
    Jun 2 2024

    In this episode we discuss what life would be like if we could have an extra 5 minutes every day in our lives, what it would be like to fly but only at a height of 15 feet & we find ourselves stranded in the vast emptiness of space, only to be 'saved' by Zorg & his creamy Zorg sauce & much more


    This unique experience is brought to you by two entirely unqualified eejits, Matt and Curtis. Arguably the two biggest melters around. Join them as they explore some bizarre scenarios and attempt to answer mind-boggling hypothetical questions. Leave reality behind for a while and find out the answers to these questions you didn't know you needed the answers to until now

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    50 mins
  • #2 - THE BANK GAVE ME 10 MILLION

    #2 - THE BANK GAVE ME 10 MILLION
    May 14 2023

    In this episode they discuss topics such as what it would be like to turn invisible every time you sneezed, we expand on how we would use our sweet maple syrup sweat, what if the bank gave you 10 million pounds and much more.


    This unique experience is brought to you by two entirely unqualified eejits, Matt and Curtis. Arguably the two biggest melters around. Join them as they explore some bizarre scenarios and attempt to answer mind-boggling hypothetical questions. Leave reality behind for a while and find out the answers to these questions you didn't know you needed the answers to until now

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    56 mins
  • #1 - HOW TO MARKET YOUR SWEAT

    #1 - HOW TO MARKET YOUR SWEAT
    Apr 8 2023

    In this episode they discuss topics such as what it would be like to have maple syrup for sweat, if having a pogo stick instead of legs would be feasible and is stubbing your toe really worse than a paper cut? and much more.


    This unique experience is brought to you by two entirely unqualified eejits, Matt and Curtis. Arguably the two biggest melters around. Join them as they explore some bizarre scenarios and attempt to answer mind-boggling hypothetical questions. Leave reality behind for a while and find out the answers to these questions you didn't know you needed the answers to until now.



    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    52 mins
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