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Hot-Mess Express with Brooke Barton

Hot-Mess Express with Brooke Barton

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 All aboard the Hot-Mess Express — the podcast for women who are figuring it out, one meltdown and breakthrough at a time. Whether your laundry's in piles, your brain's running on caffeine, or you're killing it in life and still feel like a mess, this space is for you. Hosted by women who get it, this podcast is your permission slip to show up messy, speak your truth, and laugh through the chaos.

🚂 Topics include:

– Mom life unfiltered
– Real talk about burnout, boundaries, and bouncing back
– Marriage, identity shifts & personal growth
– Faith, humor, healing & hot takes

💥 Come for the honesty. Stay for the healing. New episodes weekly. Subscribe, laugh, cry, and say “same.”

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Episodes
  • Ep 19- Keto Cravings, BarkBox Chaos, and the RV Dog Mom Life (Hot-Mess Style!)

    Ep 19- Keto Cravings, BarkBox Chaos, and the RV Dog Mom Life (Hot-Mess Style!)
    Jun 25 2025
    Welcome back to Hot-Mess Express with your favorite host Brooke Barton—where the pants are looser, the BarkBox is open, and the keto snacks are flying (literally, thanks to Huxley the doodle). 🐶

    This week, Brooke spills the sugar-free tea on: Her latest keto Costco finds (spoiler: moon cheese is a thing)
    How cheat days hit like a carb hangover
    Why BarkBox might just be the highlight of Huxley’s month
    Life in an RV with a 35-pound ball of fur and sass
    Business networking, CEUs, and why BNI is her not-so-secret weapon 🎧

    If you’ve ever started a diet on a Monday and opened your dog’s subscription box before your own Amazon package—this episode is for you.

    💬 Leave a review, tell a friend, and don’t forget to high-five your dog.
    🔗 Follow Brooke on TikTok for affiliate finds and Huxley cameos you didn’t know you needed.

    #HotMessExpress #BrookeBarton #KetoLife #BarkBoxUnboxing #DogMomChronicles #KetoSnacks #CostcoHaul #SmallBusinessLife #BNINetworking #KetoJourney #PodcastLife #FunnyPodcast #RealLifeUnfiltered #WomenWhoPodcast #PetParentLife #PodcastRecommendations #TikTokAffiliate #MoonCheeseMagic #rvlivingfulltime
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    17 mins
  • Ep 18- Wardrobe Haul Meets Real Life Mayhem | Hot-Mess Express with Brooke Barton

    Ep 18- Wardrobe Haul Meets Real Life Mayhem | Hot-Mess Express with Brooke Barton
    Jun 4 2025
    Welcome aboard the Hot-Mess Express — where fashion meets fur, fitness fails, and fabulous chaos. In this episode, Brooke Barton takes us on a full-throttle joyride through her Stitch Fix haul, complete with live try-ons, surprise steals (hello, $19 tops!), and some questionable fashion decisions (do these sleeves make me look like a linebacker?).

    While dodging flying dog toys and navigating RV life, Brooke dishes on:
    📦 What to keep from her latest Stitch Fix box (and what’s going straight back)
    🐾 Huck’s BarkBox obsession and zoomie attacks
    🏋️‍♀️ Fitness adventures that make the gym staff question everything
    🛠️ Real estate hustle + planning a church camp with zero vehicles
    👖 Fab jeans, fashion math, and whether Flag & Anthem jeans from Cracker Barrel are actually a vibe
    This episode is pure, colorful, chaotic life, full of belly laughs, relatable rants, and Brooke’s signature spicy storytelling. If you're a fan of faith, fashion, and keeping it all the way real — this one’s for you.

    🎧 Press play and come laugh through the laundry with us. See full videos on our YouTube channel.

    This is a Pro Pod Digital production. Find out more at ProPodDigital.com.
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    25 mins
  • Ep 17- Unboxing Chaos and Real-Life Rants | Hot-Mess Express with Brooke

    Ep 17- Unboxing Chaos and Real-Life Rants | Hot-Mess Express with Brooke
    May 29 2025
    All aboard the Hot-Mess Express—and this week, it’s a full family affair with Brooke Barton and her hilarious husband Michael Barton! From golden doodle drama with their pup Huck to BarkBox surprises, keto snack cravings, and real-life rants—this episode is your backstage pass to their beautifully chaotic life. 🐾🍑🎤 ✨

    In this episode:
    • Meet Huck the golden doodle: cuddly, chaotic, and occasionally vengeful (yes, there’s poop) 💩
    • BarkBox Unboxing: toys, treats, and Huck’s slobber-tooth tiger obsession 🦴
    • Real talk on keto, fitness, glutes, and the gym hustle 🏋️‍♀️
    • Hysterical couple banter and thighs that clap back 😂
    • Visiting a rhino rescue (yes, actual rhinos) at The Rhinery 🦏
    • Tuesday karaoke, Texas BBQ, and why Michael’s burger obsession is totally justified 🍔
    • Life updates, blended family love, business wins & marriage realness 💍
    💡 If you love dogs, fitness, real couples who keep it 100, and unfiltered Southern charm—hit play, subscribe, and ride the Hot-Mess Express with Brooke & Michael Barton.

    📹 Watch all of the episodes now on our YouTube channel!

    ➡️ Brooke Barton, the Hot-Mess and Redhead Health Advisor on her website, Facebook page, and Instagram!
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    20 mins
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