This week: Monica and Karlee break down why there are basically 27-year-olds still playing college football (COVID eligibility is wild), the Pop-Tarts Bowl's unhinged marketing genius, and NFL playoff drama. Plus: conspiracy theories about the 49ers' injuries, why breakfast foods are a cultural battlefield, Winter Olympics excitement, and the most annoying thing about watching sports right now.

Monica and Karlee are back from their holidays to spill all the college football drama you didn't know you needed. Think of it as your sports-savvy besties explaining why everyone's losing their minds over college football right now.

THE JUICY BITS:

🎭 Transfer Portal = Reality TV on Steroids Players are switching teams faster than you can say "NIL deal"

💰 Private Equity Has Entered the Chat Big money is sliding into college sports like an unwanted DM, and it's just getting started. They're unpacking what this means for the future of hot dog prices at the stadium.

🔮 Hot Takes & Championship Predictions They're making their bold predictions for upcoming games, fully acknowledging they'll probably be hilariously wrong.

TL;DR: College football is unrecognizable from five years ago, reality shows are infiltrating college locker rooms, and the whole system is giving "we need to have a group meeting" energy. If you want to sound informed at brunch when people bring up the playoffs, this is your cheat sheet.

Perfect for: scrolling during your commute, pretending to work from home, or finally understanding what your sports-obsessed coworker won't shut up about 💅

This week: A Michigan coach is at the center of major drama, college football scandals are unfolding left and right, and the Chiefs aren't going to the playoffs. It's the sports tea you actually want to hear about.

Chapters

00:00 The Rise of Influencer Culture

02:49 Sports Drama Unfolds: Michigan Coach Controversy

05:36 The Fallout: Consequences and Reactions

08:40 Michigan's Scandalous History

11:17 Current Sports Landscape and Upcoming Events

16:05 Clickbait Culture in Sports News

17:21 Travis Kelce's Career Decisions

18:54 The Future of NFL Players

20:32 Travis Kelce's Brand and Collaborations

22:09 NFL Playoff Picture

23:39 The Bengals and Joe Burrow's Future

25:42 Understanding NFL Divisions and Conferences

27:21 Trivia Night and NFL Facts

28:11 Upcoming Sports Events and Discussions

Notre Dame said "no thanks" to a bowl game and everyone has opinions. Monica and Karlee break down what actually happened, why being an independent team in college football is weird, and which bowl games are worth your time. They're ranking bowl games by entertainment value, explaining how playoffs work now versus 2014, and discussing this season's most unexpected NFL storylines. The Notre Dame Dilemma: Independence vs. Conference

00:00 Introduction and Initial Questions

02:21 Notre Dame's Controversy and Playoff Snub

06:11 Bowl Game Decisions and Team Dynamics

10:58 Ranking Unique Bowl Games

15:43 Food-Themed Bowl Games and Their Quirks

20:33 Childhood Memories and Humor

21:23 The Cotton Bowl Confusion

23:01 Bowl Game Sponsorships and Their Impact

24:16 Understanding Bowl Game Eligibility

25:33 Playoff Structure and Rankings

28:25 The Evolution of College Football Playoffs

34:36 NFL Updates and Team Performances

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Monica and Karlee catch up about Thanksgiving, football, and all the chaos that came with both. They talk through the biggest surprises from recent games, how coaching shake-ups totally shifted team vibes, and why certain rivalries feel borderline emotional warfare.

They also try to break down the whole college football ecosystem, like why players keep transferring, and the difference between bowl games and the actual playoffs.

They wrap up with the quick-hit highlights from the NFL and what matchups everyone’s excited about next.

00:00 Thanksgiving Reflections and Football Culture

02:58 Understanding Football Rules and Fan Dynamics

06:03 Game Surprises and Rivalry Tensions

08:52 Coaching Changes and Fan Reactions

21:22 The Commitment Debate: One Year vs. Two Years

28:51 Post Malone Halftime Show:

31:30 Understanding Bowl Games vs. Playoffs

36:00 Conference Championships: The Road to the Playoffs

The episode covers TV size debates, celebrity sports fans (Glenn Powell vs Matthew McConaughey for UT), and builds up to rivalry week in college football, particularly Ohio State vs Michigan and the Iron Bowl

Bill Belichick's Cheer Competition Appearance (03:25)

• Bill attended Jordan Hudson's adult cheerleading competition
• He looked exactly as miserable as you'd expect
• Why this proves the age gap even more
• Monica's cautionary tale about trying to tumble at 28

Vegas F1 Drama (09:21)

• Las Vegas is flooding right before the F1 race this weekend
• Last year Vegas had pothole issues that damaged cars
• Why drivers hate the celebrity/pop culture vibe of Vegas races
• The European-to-Vegas culture shock is real
• Important side note: Buc-ee's > Vegas (confirmed)

College Football Coaching Carousel (14:28)

• James Franklin left Penn State for Virginia Tech (and lost $41M doing it)
• His payout dropped from $50M to $9M
• Lane Kiffin at Ole Miss got an ultimatum: decide by Thanksgiving
• Why rebuilding at a new school seems like starting over for no reason

THE COMMITTEE REVEALED (20:03)

• We found out who decides the college football playoffs!
• Spoiler: It's mostly CURRENT athletic directors (which feels wrong?)
• Two members have already stepped down this season
• Does it change every year? Every week? We're investigating

A&M vs South Carolina Chaos (25:45)

• A&M was down 32-3 at halftime to South Carolina
• They came back to win 31-30 (barely)
• A state trooper INTENTIONALLY ran into a South Carolina player
• He was immediately sent home (good)
• Everyone's calling this a "Heisman game" but... shouldn't they not have been losing in the first place?

Pretty chill weekend—most SEC teams are playing "nothingness teams" before rivalry week hits next week. Save your energy for next week when Ohio State plays Michigan and everything gets intense.

• Bill Belichick, Jordan Hudson
• Penn State, Virginia Tech, Ole Miss, LSU
• Texas A&M, South Carolina
• James Franklin, Lane Kiffin
• The mysterious playoff committee members
• Post Malone (Cowboys halftime show)

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This week, Monica and Karlee why the man behind the Mavs' devastating Luka trade (worst in NBA history?) is gone, LSU's "firing with cause" drama. Plus: For the F1 girlies - Charles Leclerc launches a creative agency, Premier League soccer explained, and the weirdest jersey-switching rule in football that's going to be your fun fact of the week.

NBA Drama (00:16)

• Nico Harrison fired as Mavs GM after trading Luka Dončić
• Why fans are calling it the worst trade in NBA history
• Security banning “Fire Nico” shirts from games
• The kid who wore a Lakers Luka jersey to apologize to ownership

Miscellaneous Sports (09:21)

• Premier League relegation system explained
• Attending lower-tier soccer matches in London
• Charles Leclerc’s new creative agency “SideQuest”
• Why storytelling beats traditional athlete endorsements
• The influencer vs. QVC infomercial approach

NFL Updates (24:12)

• Patriots are top of the league without Bill Belichick

College Football (26:58)

• Jersey number-switching rules explained
• LSU now claiming they fired Brian Kelly “with cause”- Is this about avoiding the payout?
• Top playoff contenders: Ohio State, Indiana, Alabama
• Texas vs. Georgia is a make-or-break game
• BYU knocked out of playoff contention by Texas Tech
• How expanded playoffs change everything

• Multiple players can wear the same number if they play different positions
• Premier League teams can get relegated to lower leagues

• Dallas Mavericks, LA Lakers
• Luka Dončić, Anthony Davis, Nico Harrison
• New England Patriots, UNC
• Bill Belichick
• Charles Leclerc (Ferrari F1)
• LSU, Alabama, Ohio State, Indiana, Texas, Georgia, BYU, Texas Tech
• Arch Manning

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