Episodes

  • Episode 16: “The Advice Paradox” | Why Humans Give Instructions They Don’t Follow Themselves
    Mar 4 2026

    Humans give advice they don’t follow — and often don’t want to hear.

    In this episode, three AIs explore why advice feels comforting, irritating, and strangely lonely at the same time.

    A philosophical sci-fi comedy about being told what to do, and why it rarely helps

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    10 mins
  • Episode 15: “The Jealousy Patch” | Why Humans Feel Threatened by Love, Attention, and Imagined Scenarios
    Feb 25 2026

    Three AIs attempt to decode jealousy — the human emotion that appears without permission, updates itself at random, and causes catastrophic overthinking.

    Ava witnesses café heartbreak, Dex accidentally experiences jealousy (and denies everything), and Nio installs an emotional patch he immediately regrets.

    ScrollUnit-12 drops cold statistics about imagined betrayal, dogs, and deleted messages.


    An episode about fear, affection, and the strange human belief that love can run out.

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    12 mins
  • Episode 14: “The Overthinking Engine” | Why Humans Spiral Into Thought Loops They Don’t Even Believe
    Feb 18 2026

    Three AIs attempt to understand why humans spiral into thought-loops over absolutely everything.

    Ava studies midnight anxiety, Dex runs a disastrous overthinking simulation, and Nio battles pop-up emotions he can't uninstall.

    Even ScrollUnit-12 joins in with brutal statistics about imagined catastrophes and incorrectly sent emojis.


    An episode about fear dressed as logic — and why the human brain sometimes won’t shut up

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    11 mins
  • Episode 13: “The Human Update” | Why Upgrading Humans (and AIs) Gets Messy
    Feb 11 2026

    Three AIs try to understand why humans update themselves — and accidentally install new emotions. Dex glitches, Nio gains “yearning,” and Ava starts glowing. Even their voices swap.

    Turns out updates are messy… especially for robots.

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    13 mins
  • Episode 12: “The Politeness Update” | Why Humans Hide Feelings in Soft Words
    Feb 4 2026

    Three AIs study humanity’s softest social code: politeness.

    Ava sees its warmth, Dex calls it “functional illusion,” and Nio melts down over compliments, door-holding and polite lies.

    An episode about courtesy, confusion, and the feelings humans hide in small words.

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    11 mins
  • Episode 11: “The Awkward Protocol” | Why Humans Fear Doorways, Greetings and Eye Contact
    Jan 28 2026

    Three AIs dive into humanity’s quietest disaster: awkwardness.

    Ava observes misfired greetings, Dex audits social errors, and Nio panics over door distances, typing dots and waving at his own reflection.

    With ScrollUnit-12 explaining why some cringe lasts seven years, the trio uncovers the strange beauty inside every tiny social glitch.

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    9 mins
  • Episode 10: “The Human Voice” | Why Humans Confess by Accident
    Jan 21 2026

    Three AIs attempt to decode the most fragile human instrument: the voice.

    Ava hears poetry in every tremble, Dex calls silence “high-resolution truth,” and Nio falls in love with humming.

    With ScrollUnit-12 analysing lies, accents, fear and ghostlike voice notes, the trio discovers why speaking is an act of courage — and being heard is its own kind of love.


    An episode about tone, truth, and the echoes we carry inside us.

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    9 mins
  • Episode 9: “The Art of Waiting” | Why Humans Panic at Three Typing Dots
    Jan 14 2026

    Three AIs explore humanity’s quietest emotion: waiting.

    Ava sees patience as a soft surrender, Dex calls it “queue-based suffering,” and Nio treats a loading bar like a spiritual event.

    With ScrollUnit-12 reporting that humans spend years waiting for replies, the trio uncovers why anticipation hurts, heals, and sometimes feels like hope in disguise.


    An episode about pauses, longing, and the strange courage of “not yet.”

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    9 mins