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I Hear You, Babe — Comedy & Relationship Advice

I Hear You, Babe — Comedy & Relationship Advice

Written by: Dino Malvone
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I Hear You, Babe is a weekly comedy and relationship-advice podcast where host Dino Malvone reads real listener emails out loud and reacts in real time — dating disasters, situationships, friend breakups, family drama, and the stuff you’re still overthinking at 2am.

Part advice show, part group therapy, part oversharing with your gay best friend in New York. Every week there’s a prompt, the inbox goes off, and Dino goes first — because the host should earn the vulnerability before asking for it. Expect dating advice, hard laughs, the occasional cry, recurring chaos like “Things That Should Be Illegal” and “Situationship Court,” and a community of listeners (the girliepops) who make it all feel a little less lonely.

New episodes weekly. Funny, warm, a little unhinged. Full-time feeler, part-time hater. 🍋

Got a story? ihearyoubabepod@gmail.com · @ihearyoubabepod

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  • 47. Where's My Apology?
    Jun 1 2026

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    okay so who owes you an apology? because i made a list and it's basically every man i've ever dated.

    this is the apology episode. and yet — no apology. the sorry you're still waiting for. the one that came five years too late and fixed nothing. "i'm sorry you feel that way," which is not an apology, it's a knife in the shape of one. the boss who apologized to the whole team except the one person he actually wronged (her. it's always her). and the apology you owe yourself for staying way too long.

    plus schrilla the killa wants kim k as her lawyer because she only wears skims, and i witnessed the saddest corporate event in america at dinner — new jersey's finest racing to make the 9:40 to penn.

    then the closer. how do you grieve an apology when the only person who could give it is already gone.

    full-time feeler, part-time hater. let's get into it. 🍋

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    47 mins
  • 46. Why Are Men, Part 2.
    May 24 2026

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    the back half of the inbox. a husband who became a running stat, a Carly-coded shit crappens (the lamb, IYKYK), a 62-year-old still waiting to hear "i love you" from her brother, and a closer that lands on actual hope — the woman who finally met a man who answers questions.

    plus: 50 and rainy, and the Aunt Diane documentary that colonized my brain.

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    37 mins
  • 45. Why Are Men?
    May 21 2026

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    why are men…

    i did not raise these men but here i am, full-time translator. a man wore patti smith's face to a date and didn't know her name. another wore cargo shorts to a french bistro. one mid-act in murray hill said "ravishing" — with vibrato.

    also: the pentagon is now the "department of war." the white house emailed a reporter an alien emoji. a family in vegas filed a 911 report on a 10-foot non-human entity in their backyard.

    we close on the hardest version of the question — a divorced mom watching her ex-husband become dad of the year six months after the marriage ended.

    this is part one. part two next week.

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    36 mins
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