No, ladies and gentlemen, the title of this episode is not some sort of egregious typo. It is in fact National What if Dogs and Cats had Opposable Thumbs Day and we are celebrating it the best way know how: by talking about it. A day like this poses one real question: how are some of these days getting approved? Is there a department somewhere that deems what deserves to be a national day and what doesn't? Is there a lot of paperwork involved? Do they have a softball team? What kind of wild animal would you want to domesticate and why? We're going to be going down those intellectually charged rabbit holes and a whole lot more on this episode of the Split the Corner Podcast.

Today is the day of days. A holiday that should be celebrated more than once a year and should be held in higher esteem than Christmas, Thanksgiving, Arbor Day, President's Day, and Flag Day all rolled into one. Today...is National Bartender Day! On today's episode of Split the Corner, Kaz and Kyle are taking the deepest of deep dives into the job that has they have both taken on for the better part of two decades and that is really the reason this podcast exists at all. The guys are taking a trip down memory lane to give their bartending origin stories, giving away some of the tricks of the trade that have kept things interesting, their favorite kinds of bars to work in, and why daytime sporting events in the middle of the week can make a lunch shift worth waking up for. This entire episode is dedicated to the unsung heroes of more good times than we could ever hope to count. Drop an extra few bucks on your favorite bartender today because we all know...they've earned it. Cheers!

On today's episode of the Split the Corner Podcast, Kaz and Kyle are wishing everyone a Champion Crab Racing Day! Is that actually a thing? You better believe it, pal. One would think that there wouldn't be much to discuss when it comes to champion crab racing, but if that were the case, then this wouldn't be STC. Once all of that is out of the way, the discussion turns to sports you would watch regardless if you cared about the teams, whether the NFL should adopt a minor league-style developmental system, and why sports and sports fandom matter so much more than just tallies in the wins and losses columns. With this episode, we hope you come for the crab racing and stay for the spectacle. Cheers!