It finally happened.At 3:20 in the morning, while most sane people are sleeping, I took three elevators, survived a nearly broken elevator, and executed a full-scale pre-dawn pool chair operation in St. Thomas.Why?Because the Pool Chair Lady thought she won.This is uncut, unfiltered Mikey Pipes Uncensored — where a vacation turns into psychological warfare over poolside real estate. Towels, bylaws, rooster alarms, bungee cords, and the absolute madness of adults waking up before sunrise just to “claim” chairs.Is this ridiculous?Absolutely.Is it real?Every second.👉 Comment below:• What time do YOU think she showed up?• What should her official nickname be?If you enjoy raw, unscripted stories, travel chaos, and watching grown adults lose their minds over the smallest things — you’re in the right place.Subscribe. Hit the bell. Smash the like.And don’t forget — I’m also on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon & all major platforms.Support the madness.Support the retirement fund. 😎⏱️ CHAPTERS00:00 – 3:20AM Proof & Immediate Victory01:25 – Why This Chair War Exists at All04:10 – The Rooster Alarm & Waking Up at 3AM07:05 – Three Elevators, One Mission10:40 – Elevator Malfunction Panic14:20 – Pool Bylaws & Chair Rules Explained17:15 – Reinforcements Arrive (Paige Enters)19:40 – Predicting the Pool Lady’s Arrival Time22:55 – Rumor: Pool Chairs Being Replaced25:40 – Final Thoughts, Weather Flex & Yacht Day#️⃣ HASHTAGS#MikeyPipesUncensored#ChairWars#VacationChaos