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Swipe Now, Cry Later

Swipe Now, Cry Later

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Welcome back to Flirt Fail, where my love life is a group project and I’m the weakest link.

This week, we’re tackling the one place romance goes to die: the dating apps.


My friends stage a full-on intervention, reviewing every prompt, photo, and flirting tactics I apparently should’ve retired in Kindergarten. Then they make me do the scariest part of online dating:


👉 Send actual messages to actual men.

Not drafts. Not screenshots. Like… real messages that I can’t unsend.


We talk red flags, green flags, what makes a profile swipeable, and how to flirt without sounding like a customer service rep.


If you’ve ever opened a dating app and immediately closed it—this episode is your soulmate.


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