In this episode of Breakfast with Kid, Kid A.G. kicks off with his signature, unfiltered rant from the phone booth, diving into modern life’s petty-but-real annoyances. He vents about overwhelming information overload from endless news feeds and pocket screens that keep everyone trapped in divisive bubbles, impatient drivers (especially slow ones on shitty roads risking pile-ups), the ridiculous rebranding of bifocals as “progressive lenses,” his two-tone beard woes from dyeing gone wrong, and the constant, joyless presence of a certain orange-faced political toddler who never seems to smile. Amid the complaints, he reflects on getting older, admires his mom’s proper candle-blowing etiquette, admits he’s craving some “chillax juice” now that he’s sober, and ends with a call to embrace aging, stay patient, be proper when it counts, and—above all—try to be happier than the bitter fucks running the show.

This episode of Breakfast with Kid dives into the growing plague of internet censorship affecting billions worldwide, Kid goes reminiscing about the raw, unfiltered early web era of personal sites and link surfing. He discusses the viral moment when a Michigan autoworker confronted President Trump, calling him a "pedo protector" then gets flipped off by the Cheeto-In-Chief, sparking massive backlash, suspension, and a huge GoFundMe surge. Kid then hits on the criticism of mainstream media, advertising overload, government overreach signals (like ICE recruitment and door-to-door checks), and optimism for the future of personalized broadcasting with AI and premium announcer options.

In this episode Kid unleashes a caffeinated torrent of unfiltered rants that zigzag from mocking the "Stable Genius" (aka Donald Trump) and his impending Detroit visit—complete with doomsday plane paranoia and spray-tanned clownery—to pondering the existential absurdity of life itself.

He skewers the ego of power-wielders who squander influence on petty gripes rather than progress, questioning why someone with godlike resources opts for rage-tweeting over world-fixing.

A Barnes & Noble epiphany sparks ire at the "calculated" shelving of free-spirited art and entertainment tomes beside Bible-thumping dogma, symbolizing society's war on creativity.

Kid grapples with mortality, mapping his life in five-year chunks and contemplating a memoir drawn from podcast rambles and untold stories—prompted by the stark math of dwindling time, baseball seasons, and inevitable Michigan snow-shoveling demises.

He rails against police brutality in a Minnesota shooting (why aim for the face when tires exist?), the dilution of baseball traditions via female announcers, rainbow-jacked Pride nights, garish City Connect jerseys, and endless ads invading cars, theaters, and eyeballs.

Tangents abound: swearing grandmas proving human (and horny), AI deepfakes via Grok teetering on dystopian edges, and a plea to handle your own damn emotions without micromanaging language.

Ultimately, it's a raw meditation on why we endure "dumb shit"—from political circuses to commercial creep—urging listeners to savor joys (like endless baseball or blowjobs) rather than shorten them, all while he vows to bottle his daily irritations for the mic.

Thought-provoking? Absolutely: In a world of hijacked rainbows and spray-painted morons, Kid asks if conserving energy means conserving thought, and why the powerful choose chaos over creation when time's ticking louder than a doomsday jet.

Breakfast With Kid: January 6, 2026 – “Every old fuck needs a podcast.” In a hilariously unfiltered deep dive into the "Young Mind vs. Old Mind" struggle, Kid recounts a recent trip to the eye doctor—an appointment he only attended because his significant other actually wants him to stay alive (weird, right?). What follows is a masterclass in irony: being fitted for bifocals by an employee whose own eyeballs were "rolling around like Muppet googly eyes." From the frustration of being upsold on "lens coatings" to the high-tech allure of Meta-Ray-Bans, Kid grapples with the terrifying reality of becoming a "Grandpa" while still somehow being a magnet for flirtatious checkout clerks.

Inside the Episode:

• The 22-Year Flex: Why Kid A.G. is the "OG" of the podcasting world and why he’s finally embracing his need to vent.
• The Eye Doctor Chronicles: A cautionary tale about going to a clinic where the staff looks like they belong on Sesame Street and the struggle of accepting your first pair of bifocals.
• "Brown Sugar" & The Marshall’s/Kohl's Flirt: Kid explains his confusing relationship with compliments and why he’s apparently still "got it" (even if he doesn't want it).
• The AOL Wild West: A nostalgic look back at the 90s—the era of Ford Tempos, handwritten directions, and driving hours into the Michigan abyss to meet a stranger from a chatroom without a cell phone in sight.
• The Grandpa Transition: A surprisingly poignant reflection on why aging makes us appreciate coffee, the weather, and not wasting time on "other people's dumb shit."

"This is like going to a running shoe store and the person trying to sell you shoes doesn't have feet. This woman had the Muppet eyeballs at an eye doctor's place... Does this make any goddamn sense to you?"

Don't let the ice storm win. Grab your coffee, ignore the aches in your body, and join Kid A.G. as he navigates the chaos of 2026 with the wisdom of a veteran and the mouth of a sailor.

In this raw, no-holds-barred episode of Breakfast with Kid A.G., the host sips coffee and unleashes an unscripted rant on the tragic stabbing deaths of Hollywood icon Rob Reiner and his wife Michele at the hands of their son, blasting President Trump's classless Truth Social post blaming it on "Trump Derangement Syndrome" as peak man-baby behavior unfit for a leader. He calls for presidential decorum, potential age limits, and reading the room when tragedy strikes, while touching on a recent mass shooting at Brown University in Providence that left two dead and nine injured, critiquing modern laziness in investigations amid tech reliance. Amid personal reflections on selfishness, hobbies, discipline, and a New Year's push for positivity over rage, Kid A.G. urges listeners to embrace differing viewpoints and ends with plugs for his site and related shows—all delivered with his signature profanity-laced, stream-of-consciousness style.